#1
In case you ever get jumped, like the infamous "TOM and RUSSELL," you should take a look at this self defense video.

You'll have your enemies on the ground before you can say "RUSSELL WHAT THE ****!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

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On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#4
Quote by metaldud536
Self defense is soooo outdate.

Give me six Pokemon and 10 super potions, and your set for an ENTIRE journey.


Pshh. I don't even need six. I just beat Pokemon Blue with only my Charizard. (Not counting HM slaves, because I didn't use them for battle.)
#6
haha that was funny
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#9
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Yeah except the funny thing is, the original video is actually a self defense video.

I could have sworn I knew the instructor in ^ that video from somewhere. And then the first mugger showed up, and all I could think was "Where's Chad?"
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

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On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#11
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Pshh. I don't even need six. I just beat Pokemon Blue with only my Charizard. (Not counting HM slaves, because I didn't use them for battle.)

How you do that?
#13
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Just dress as a sailor. Ever seen a sailor get jumped? Didn't think so.


Only by women...Hmm....
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

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On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#15
kick to the groin first thing.. i'll remember that, then i'll pull out my knive..
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#17
Quote by Shib
kick to the groin first thing.. i'll remember that, then i'll pull out my knive..


Your knive?
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#18
just go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" really loud and hop around like a monkey, and people WILL leave you alone.
#19
I have this really awesome self defence trick.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#20
Quote by Shib
kick to the groin first thing.. i'll remember that, then i'll pull out my knive..


Make sure you stab in the liever.
"Let's not be too rough on our own ignorance. I mean, after all, it's the thing that makes America great." - Frank Zappa while on the Arsenio Hall Show

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On a side note, TS, love the username. I'd kill to be under you.
#22
You know what, I have a feeling everyone in the pit. WANTS to get jumped now. So they have a chance at createing there own epic meme
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