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#1
Easy enough,

Just list things you'd do to keep yourself amused during a long elevator ride.

Me ?

Stage a pretend conversation with an imaginary Robin Williams.

OR

When it's just you and someone else in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and act as if nothing happened.

#2
I believe I could fly... I believe I could touch the sky....
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#4
I like to stand still and do nothing. I know, I'm a blast.
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#6
I mosh. If Im with mateys obviously...
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#7
fart.
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#9
Is your attention span so small you need ideas to keep yourself occupied during a 30 second elevator ride?
The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.-John Cage
#10
Hit every level's button, and then shout out to all the people you see on each floor
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#11
I usuall snuggle up to whoever is in there, but that can get a littel gross sometimes. I like jumping too.
#12
i scream constantly,

or

get a desk and set up an office in a lift and ask people if they have an appointment
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#15
jump up in the air whenever the elevator stops at a floor (if it's going up) and see if you can hit your head on the ceiling.
#16
sit on the floor cross leged in fron of the door and take 2 minuets stading up and getting up
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#17
shart

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#18
You people are gonna love this: Trust Me

I especially love how she prefers to take the stairs instead of dealing with these blokes


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#20
excrete fluids from every orifice of your body...

ookay maybe not.

Maybe just curl up in the corner and take a nap instead.
#21
Draw a chalk square on the floor and stand in it. Then say "NO-ONE COME INTO MY AREA!"
Alternatively, mutter indecipherably to yourself.
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#23
You could pretend your doing something crazy like for example......taking a ride in an elevator....

Thats sure to pass the time
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#25
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What?



i.e ; Taking an elevator ride from the first floor to the top floor...

...

Say the building has 800 floors
#26
Open up your bag/purse/backpack a little bit and wisper "Do you got enough air in there?"
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#27
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You people are gonna love this: Trust Me

I especially love how she prefers to take the stairs instead of dealing with these blokes



.... Epic.


Do a handstand.
#29
Stand there quietly and if there's other people with you, before you get off yell "No, I don't want to have sex with you!" to the person closest to you..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
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And they love her-that she died.
#30
There was a site that had something like this before. I forget what it was called though...
#33
If there's just you and a stranger it's always good to start singing extremely loud out of the blue. Personal favourite is the Baywatch theme.
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#34
Im fairly tame with this kind of stuff, i just like to high five everyone in the lift
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#35
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Fart.

EDIT: Damn!

Lol it made me lol so I had to:
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#36
Put a big sign on the inside of the doors that says "Elevator broken. Use at own risk." and listen to teh yells.
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#37
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When you go into a lift and theirs a bunch of people already in there don't face the doors

That would be sweet.
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Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#38
If it's crowded, call for a group hug, and enforce accordingly.
#39
When i feel awkard or uncomfortable i pull out my cell phone and act like im texting. being in an elevator with limited space with a couple of strangers not saying a word for about a min- a min and half is alittle awkard.
#40
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Lol it made me lol so I had to:


I think I will add 'demotivating' to my list..
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I like this guy's thinking.
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