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At school yesterday I was informed that an English teacher was sent to the hospital. This kid, Carl, was telling a joke. He told said teacher to put her hand in front of her face. She did. He punched it. Her fingernail went into her eye, sending her to the hospital.

How messed up is that?
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At school yesterday I was informed that an English teacher was sent to the hospital. This kid, Carl, was telling a joke. He told said teacher to put her hand in front of her face. She did. He punched it. Her fingernail went into her eye, sending her to the hospital.

How messed up is that?

Thats not comedy, thats doucheiness and mental retardation.
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#5
That sounds... painful.
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#8
Did his name happen to be Mr. Kelso?

Seriously, though, that kid's an idiot. What part of that did he think was a good idea?
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#9
Did he say "I hear you have a higher risk of contracting cancer if your hand is bigger than your face"?

Because then its totally legit.
#10
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Ouch...
How much trouble is the kid in?


None. The teacher wasn't mad.
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#11
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That's terrible. But at the same time, terribly funny, because that joke is a classic if you're an obnoxious five-year-old or just plain retarded.

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Seriously, Carl is a stupid mother****er.
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#12
...Was it a funny joke though?


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#13
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Did he say "I hear you have a higher risk of contracting cancer if your hand is bigger than your face"?

Because then its totally legit.


totally.
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#14
What a very stupid move.
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#15
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None. The teacher wasn't mad.

How the hell does that happen?
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#16
what??? id smack the **** out of that kid, even if i was a student who just saw that
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Ouch...
How much trouble is the kid in?


That much.


EDIT: Whoa that was wierd, after I submitted my post, there was already someone elses post after mine. Is that even possible? And I want editing it either.
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not the eyepoke thing. I understand that part. I wanna know how the hell did the kid not get in any trouble. I couldn't see any of the teachers I know not getting pissed off to the point of near violence
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#22
Man, I just watched the butterfly effect so kids doing violent things freaks me out right now
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#23
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Man, I just watched the butterfly effect so kids doing violent things freaks me out right now


What an awesome film, amazing. :P


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Did he say "I hear you have a higher risk of contracting cancer if your hand is bigger than your face"?

Because then its totally legit.

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#26


thats horrible but so damn funny!
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#27
Oh my god.. that's awful.. yet I can't help but giggle a little..

Now I feel bad lol
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not the eyepoke thing. I understand that part. I wanna know how the hell did the kid not get in any trouble. I couldn't see any of the teachers I know not getting pissed off to the point of near violence


I know what you meant. I was saying the teacher was stupid.
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Did he say "I hear you have a higher risk of contracting cancer if your hand is bigger than your face"?

Because then its totally legit.


+1
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#30
Thats. Fucking. Awesome.


I do love that joke, but people that do it are just assholes. Gutted for the teacher, but that's pretty damn hilarious
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#31
ahhhh... the old "fingernail in the eye" joke, gets em everytime
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#32
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that sounds so painful, i wonder how many after school detentions he'll get for that?

allso how was the 'joke' supposed to be funny?
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#33
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ahhhh... the old "fingernail in the eye" joke, gets em everytime

Gets them to the hospital, that is


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#34
theres a fine line between doing something that takes balls and something that is just utterly ****ing retarded and it looks like your friend is on the latter side
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#35
HER fingernai? just the fact that its a female teacher makes it wrong

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#37
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Gets them to the hospital, that is


LoL thats where teh lulz are of course!!!
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#38
IS SHE IN THE LOLSPITAL!!??

HAHA!...Ha? Ha?

That is so terrible, yet awesome.........
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#39
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TS, are you actually Carl!?


No. I ****ing hate Carl. He's the marines kid thinks he's a hardass. He's not.
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