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#1
Ok so yesterday morning on my school bus, there is this nerd who i have been making fun of for the last few years now and he was talking to this mentally handicapped girl when he says 2 words i never thought i would hear outta him.

He used "EPIC" and " FAIL" in that order...could this poor douche be a UG god among us?
#2
You're a douchebag.

Seriously one day we'll all be as cool as you, until then GROW UP and GTFO.
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You're a douchebag.

Seriously one day we'll all be as cool as you, until then GROW UP and GTFO.

Fixed.
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Ok so yesterday morning on my school bus, there is this nerd who i have been making fun of for the last few years now and he was talking to this mentally handicapped girl when he says 2 words i never thought i would hear outta him.

He used "EPIC" and " FAIL" in that order...could this poor douche be a UG god among us?

no, he just spends a lot of time on the internet like many other nerds.

epic fail isn't unique to UG. in fact there are very few things that are unique to UG.

I also lol at the fact that you call him a nerd and then recognise internet lingo.
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your opinions wont count in here mate
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#11
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Your a douchebag.

Seriously one day we'll all be as cool as you, until then GROW UP and GTFO.


Agreed
#12
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Your a douchebag.

Seriously one day we'll all be as cool as you, until then GROW UP and GTFO.

exactly what i was thinking
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#13
If he really is ¨nerd¨ I would guess 4chan...

However... on a more important note

Stop making fun of people!
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Fixed.

+1.
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#16
No, he's an idiot.
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#18
The ironic part is he'll probably be signing your paychecks at some point.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#20
i was hoping your story ended with him shooting you in the face....

jk hehe but i mean it would've given me teh lulz
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#22
People have been using the words Epic Fail a lot at my school and I'm pretty certain they're not UGtards(Like It?).

And yeah, you're a prick. It's easy to make fun of people when your trying to impress people, but it's useless and really messes up some people. Especially people like me who can't take negative attention in the slightest.
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#23
dude... i loath your type..

die
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#24
I love how this thread just totally backfired on him.
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TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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The ironic part is he'll probably be signing your paychecks at some point.


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I love how this thread just totally backfired on him.


I know right? He was trying to be cool, but here he's just an arrogant prick.
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your opinions wont count in here mate
i know i can't talk but oh well


What does his join date have to do with this thread?
What does his join date have to do with his opinion?

Nothing.
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What does his join date have to do with this thread?
What does his join date have to do with his opinion?

Nothing.



lawl @ your join date. n00b
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
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I know right? He was trying to be cool, but here he's just an arrogant prick.


It's nice to know there are still people out there who don't despise and completely try to degrade my kind.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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What does his join date have to do with this thread?
What does his join date have to do with his opinion?

Nothing.

If you were an '07er or earlier i might have respected your post, but as you're an Aug '08er i don't .
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lawl @ your join date. n00b

+1

But lol at yours
#31
lol ppl crackin on join dates you guys are complete noobs.
TS your a douche you shouldnt make fun of people its really rude and dude nerds r in this year/thread


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#32
After looking at the thread starters pictures, I'm confident this kid is no pussy magnet and not a popular dude, so why is he making fun of other people?
#33
Epic fail isn't really a UG specific meme. Besides, I started saying it in real life and then my friends got it from me, and now their frends use it. This shit's like a virus.
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After looking at the thread starters pictures, I'm confident this kid is no pussy magnet and not a popular dude, so why is he making fun of other people?


He's probably one of those kids who tries WAY to hard to be liked.
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That is priceless man, you might be my new idol.


TS, whenever I see your username, I misread it as "isuckhardcocks."

Just had to get that out there.

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#35
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After looking at the thread starters pictures, I'm confident this kid is no pussy magnet and not a popular dude, so why is he making fun of other people?


Tell that to Mr. Cool
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#36
Haha why do I foresee photoshopping?
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awesome avatar,denn0069!
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#37
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What does his join date have to do with this thread?
What does his join date have to do with his opinion?

Nothing.



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#38
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"EPIC FAIL" didn't evolve from UG

he's probably just a /b/tard


This.
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#39
Dude, some of the preps at my school say that ****. Thanks to me mainly

They like to say it, so whatever.


btw, that picking on him is going to backfire on you bad.

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