#3
In Soviet Russia, vagina eats you!
gear

Epiphone SG-400
Agile AL-3100
Schecter Damien-7 (EMG 707 swap)
Peavey JSX Head
Peavey 412 Cab
Boss GT-10
Yamaha FG720S Acoustic
#5
in soviet russia... you may be considered popular

shame you aint in russia yes?
Gear:

Mesa/boogie dual rectifier
Fender Telecaster USA
Epiphone Les Paul
Epiphone Sheraton
Jackson KE3 Kelly Pro
Boss Super Chorus
Boss Super Overdrive
MXR Carbon Copy
Morley Pro Series Wah/Volume/Distortion
t.bone wireless system.
#9
In Soviet Russia, you have no say!
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
XBL tag: cbiggs18
#14
Found these...

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!
#16
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#17
Quote by kitty_teh_fish
In Soviet Russia....this thread is closed!

Nononono.

In Soviet Russia thread closes YOU!
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#19
In Sovet Russia, Searchbar uses YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, Fap YOUs!!

In Soviet Russia, sex has YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#20
In Soviet Russia, Carmen Electra masturbates to you.
In Soviet Russia, intrument plays you.
In Soviet Russia, we use H
In Soviet Russia, steak eats you.
#21
In Soviet Russia, Squirtle chooses YOU!
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#23
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
In Soviet Russia, Squirtle chooses YOU!


In soviet russia terrible pokeman jokes make YOU!!
#24
In Soviet Russia, bricks sh*t YOU!!
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#25
Quote by Killedelphia19
In soviet russia terrible pokeman jokes make YOU!!

It wasn't a terrible joke
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#26
in soviet russia, eggs eat you.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#28
In Soviet Russia, these jokes still suck.
Quote by skvvisgaar
You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#29
In Soviet Russia, search bar finds you!
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....