Poll: fap in the shower?
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View poll results: fap in the shower?
yes, it's great
118 67%
eww... no!
59 33%
Voters: 177.
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#3
I don't fap at all.
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#5
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I don't fap at all.

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#7
shrinkage. no. plus showering is generally for getting clean, not creating a mess.
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#9
Yes.
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#10
Its cool. But I haven't lately. Just haven't had time.
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#11
Quote by gnrliesmanlies
i used the search bar and nothing

so the question is

do you do it?

yea but if you end up using too much soap you cant piss for like 2 hours or it will burn like hell

> >

< <

dont look at me like that, i know im not the only one thats done it before...
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#14
It goes right down the drain--no cleanup.


Yes.
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#15
Showers are for getting clean and squeaky, not getting freaky

>__>
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#17
I do it once in a while, it's pretty cool. I set up my laptop outside of the shower and let er rip.
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#18
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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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#19
Quote by heavenbesideyou
yea but if you end up using too much soap you cant piss for like 2 hours or it will burn like hell

> >

< <

dont look at me like that, i know im not the only one thats done it before...

Hrmm... I usually don't get soap inside my urethra...
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#20
i love how this is a public poll

but yes, ive done it and im not ashamed!
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#21
Quote by heavenbesideyou
yea but if you end up using too much soap you cant piss for like 2 hours or it will burn like hell

> >

< <

dont look at me like that, i know im not the only one thats done it before...



dude i know what you mean. happens to me all too often.
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#24
I used to.

It just doesn't feel the same as a dry fap though...
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#25
Yes.
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#26
Never EVERRRR use soap. Tear free shampoo or some conditioner maybe but for the love of your penis no soap
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#27
its awsome, theres no mess, and its harder for ur parents to catch you >.>

but it did happen to me once...
#28
ian whats wrong with you
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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#30
its damn near impossible in the shower...am i the only one who finds it easier out of the shower and sitting in my computer chair reading the pit posts than in the shower?
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#31
Haha, i used to until my parents complained i took long showers
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#34
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ian whats wrong with you


its a shame really... the one time i forget to lock the door...
#37
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listen reed.
i'm bored and it was a question that needed to be asked

jesus i hope you wash afterwards


edit
Quote by ian_R976
its a shame really... the one time i forget to lock the door...


not you the TS
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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#38
Quote by DiMeTiMe
I voted yes, but I'm a girl - there's no 'fap' - just me and the massaging shower head...

Nice...
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#39
Quote by DiMeTiMe
I voted yes, but I'm a girl - there's no 'fap' - just me and the massaging shower head...

1. Fap's just a word for masturbate. So yes, there is. Fap's probably more associated with guys because girls don't use it.
2. Attention - you want it. (edit: ^^^ and got it )
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
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