#1
ok so my friends and i were bored after school, so we decided to go into target and buy a pack of trojan Magnum size condoms...we did and began stuffing them into peoples lockers

the best part about it was that we got the youngest freshmen to buy them
#2
I told my teacher to use the searchbar.

He found it funny, now I know he's a secret UGer.
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#3
Seriously, this thread was here yesterday.
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#4
sooo many school threads
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#5
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ok so my friends and i were bored after school, so we decided to go into target and buy a pack of trojan Magnum size condoms...we did and began stuffing them into peoples lockers

the best part about it was that we got the youngest freshmen to buy them


why would you buy condoms and give them to other people? thats just...kind