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in other words...which one has caught your attention every time you hear about it? one of my friends knows alot about conspiracy theories, and hes basically the reason i got hooked on them

although, just cuz one sounds cool, it doesnt make it true....

i know some, but out of all of them i can tell you one


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#2
But if i told you, I'd have to kill you.

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#3
The one about the New World Order working with aliens in the whitehouse to take over the world in 2012.

I wish it was real.
#5
They're all pretty stupid for the most part, and it amazes me so many people are willing to buy into them. That said, I'd say the 9/11 conspiracies because of the sheer number of motards willing to believe it.
#6
idk the "best" but i DO happen to know the stupidest one.

THE VIETNAM WAR NEVER HAPPENED.

i enjoy going up to strangers and telling them,"did you know vietnam isnt real and that the war there never happened."

In most cases they respond,"what? yes it did."

I then respond my asking,"well have you been there?"

Then again in most cases they say,"well no"

So i say,"then how do you know man? how do you really know?"

and then just walk away.
#7
The Chappelle theory. Too bad they have facts to back it up. Damn you, Dark Crusaders!
#8
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#9
That America invaded Iraq for it's oil.

...

WHY ARE GAS PRICES SO HIGH!?!?!

If we DID go in for oil,
WHY HAVEN'T WE GOTTEN ANY?!?!?!

I kinda wish we did take some of it...

Even worse is some guy that said we're getting mad at Russia for raping Georgia,
because there's oil in Georgia.

Some people have a one track mind...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

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#10
Scientology!

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I got in an argument with this guy who's really fat and really christian and I'm an athiest. He says aren't you worried about your immortal soul? and I said "yeah, just about as much as you are about your calorie intake".
#13
102112 weer all gonna ****in die
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#15
the kennedy assasination one
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The Chappelle theory. Too bad they have facts to back it up. Damn you, Dark Crusaders!


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Global Warming.


Oh, and global warming.

Lots of followers world wide.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#19
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that reminds me isnt the world supposed to end when the aztec calendar does? when is that?

Biting my tongue here.
#20
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+1

Did you see the episode of 30 Rock that spoofed it?
#21
Lets see Jim Morrison is alive in an island around Greece and that we went to the moon but we faked the video so the public doesnt see what really happened
#22
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That 9/11 is a conspiracy. i lol'd.

watch loose change:2nd edition

dumbest i ever heard was that it was dave grohl that killed kurt
#23
something about all the assassinations of Lincoln, JFK and MLK being related (other than the fact that someone didnt like how they were changing the world)
#24
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the kennedy assasination one

You mean the umbrella man? I found a link somewhere one time talking about the umbrella actually being some sort of really advanced weapon that killed him
#25
That the universe was created from a piece of string shaped like an M.

What kind of an idiot would think up that?
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Lets see Jim Morrison is alive in an island around Greece and that we went to the moon but we faked the video so the public doesnt see what really happened


and i just recently found out we faked the moon landing...broke my heart :'(
#27
This whole "Russia is invading Georgia" thing.

Pfft, I have friends in Georgia, they're just find.
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You mean the umbrella man? I found a link somewhere one time talking about the umbrella actually being some sort of really advanced weapon that killed him

The Penguin killed JFK? It's just crazy enough to work.

#29
The New Orleans one on how it was a military operation and how it really was the army dressed up in blue covers shooting random people then throwing a bucket of water on top of them
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The New Orleans one on how it was a military operation and how it really was the army dressed up in blue covers shooting random people then throwing a bucket of water on top of them

i heard that the green party was behind that
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i heard that the green party was behind that


well where else would they get that many buckets?
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Did you see the episode of 30 Rock that spoofed it?


Sadly not. I will search for it though.
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This whole "Russia is invading Georgia" thing.

Pfft, I have friends in Georgia, they're just find.



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#34
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watch loose change:2nd edition

dumbest i ever heard was that it was dave grohl that killed kurt

why do you think he is so popular and happy all the time?
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something about all the assassinations of Lincoln, JFK and MLK being related (other than the fact that someone didnt like how they were changing the world)

well two out of those three were connected to the fashion industry
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i heard that the green party was behind that


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#36
the whole government area 51 thing,and lots of things like from the x files and the whole bush 911 thing
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
#38
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that reminds me isnt the world supposed to end when the aztec calendar does? when is that?

calender ends 2012, and Einstein said when the bees disappear we'd have four years left. They started disappearing and in 4 years it'll be 2012. weird coincidence huh? I don't think I believe it. Einstein probably said the thing about the bees cause they pollinate plants we use for food. He probably didn't think that we'd have means of self-pollination by the time the bees disappeared. BTW: what about the bees??? what's up with them??!
#39
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calender ends 2012, and Einstein said when the bees disappear we'd have four years left. They started disappearing and in 4 years it'll be 2012. weird coincidence huh? I don't think I believe it. Einstein probably said the thing about the bees cause they pollinate plants we use for food. He probably didn't think that we'd have means of self-pollination by the time the bees disappeared. BTW: what about the bees??? what's up with them??!



no bees? i smell a conspiracy!
#40
I actually find this one interesting, just because Nostradamus said itdon't quote me exactly on it though)
There will be a sequence of 3 popes.
the 1st pope will be one of the most loved popes in history and do a lot of good for the world/mankind (the general concensus is this is Pope Jean Paul)
the 2nd pope will be alright, not amazing or anything, but not terrible, but he will have a dark past. (the current pope Benedict is not a bad guy or anything, but he had some connections with the Nazis)
..and he said the 3rd would be the anti christ.
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