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I used the searchbar; nothing like this came up. We all know young kids can say some weird/hilarious/cute things so lets hear. What have your children/siblings said that you found funny? Or maybe what's something you used to say when you were little? This thread'll probably die, but whatevs. My cousin came over (he's three) and when I was in his way and he wanted me to move, he called me a silly goose booty. He called one of his toys a monkey-dog, only he said it like 'munnnkay-dawg' he consistently said piano wrong, he either called it a panano or a pavamo. He used to call everyone billy-goat butts if they got on his nerves. When he was walking out the door to go home he said "I'm outta here" It's not so much what he says as how he says it. You know three year olds with their adorable little speech impediments. Oh and this kid I know from taekwondo told me he wanted me to commit suicide. He got it into his head that committing suicide meant choking someone until they passed out. He wanted me to make him pass out so he would know what it felt like.
#3
i used to always say "waaarshh"! when i wanted someone to stfu
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#4
i jus remember i was one of those craze little critters when i was young
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#5
I don't find children cute at all.

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#6
when i was a young chap, both my parents smoked so i just thought everyone did so one day i said

"im never going to smoke, im gona go straight on the patches"


lol
#7
i dont recall saying anything "cute", but i'm sure you've all seen the youtube with the kid saying "get a job sparkling wiggles!"
#8
when my little bro was 4, he asked my mom this one question right in front of her sister. he says "mom, if guys have penises, and girls have boobs, what do snakes have?"


craziest four year old there ever was.
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i dont recall saying anything "cute", but i'm sure you've all seen the youtube with the kid saying "get a job sparkling wiggles!"

no never seen it
#10
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when my little bro was 4, he asked my mom this one question right in front of her sister. he says "mom, if guys have penises, and girls have boobs, what do snakes have?"


craziest four year old there ever was.

haha this kid I used to teach at tkd called one of the instructors a penis once, right in front of his parents. twas hilarious
#11
I remember when I first started school, I called one of the dinnerladies a Penis popper. I heard my cousin say it and had no idea what it was...

Although another cousin heard my grandma say something wrong, and with a straight face said "Grandma, you silly wanker!"
#12
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#14
My cousin used to play in the garden, I heard him scream "O hai thar pedobear!" on more than one occasion.
#15
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My cousin used to play in the garden, I heard him scream "O hai thar pedobear!" on more than one occasion.


Then he discovered 4chan?
#16
If you ask my 3 year old son "what what?" he'll reply with "in the butt"

Edit: For those who have no clue... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCz4nj6yD_s
Last edited by _Sanitarium_ at Aug 27, 2008,
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He wanted me to make him pass out so he would know what it felt like.


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#18
My friend's little brother couldn't say firetruck or fish properly...he always said fire**** and f$hit. XD
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Quote by _Sanitarium_
If you ask my 3 year old son "what what?" he'll reply with "in the butt"

Edit: For those who have no clue... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCz4nj6yD_s



Wow, great parenting
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#20
My 4 year old cousin sings a song about her dad's girlfriend getting killed while she plays.

I think it's sweet.
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#23
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My 4 year old cousin sings a song about her dad's girlfriend getting killed while she plays.

I think it's sweet.



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#24
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Wow, great parenting

Wow, way to spew **** about something you don't know anything about, all the while not adding anything constructive to the thread.

On that note, something constructive.

On my big sister's first day of school, they had to stand up and introduce themselves, name + something about them.
When her turn came around, she stood up, and said "My name is Jennifer, and i hate N****s"... needless to say my parents got a phone call.
#27
My litle bro was watching powerangers....anyway the red ranger couldn't 'mrph' and he ran into the kitchen screaming

'Mum..the red ranger cant get it up!!'

rofl
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#29
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My litle bro was watching powerangers....anyway the red ranger couldn't 'mrph' and he ran into the kitchen screaming

'Mum..the red ranger cant get it up!!'

rofl

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#31
My 2 year old sister has a very funny/cute way of saying helicopter. She always refers to them as "happicopapas".
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#32
One time my cousin said randomly by all my relatives "I'd like to split you like a long."
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#33
I believe when i was 3 i said "Get away from me you emo"

No joke.

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#34
when i was young i once asked if one of my mums best mates ( woman) had been desexed like a dog
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Quote by _Sanitarium_
If you ask my 3 year old son "what what?" he'll reply with "in the butt"

Edit: For those who have no clue... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCz4nj6yD_s

words can't describe how funny that is. You make a video for youtube! No, seriously make the video! I demand video!! jk
#36
In sixth grade a bunch of my classmates taught one of the kid's baby sister to say "what's up dawg." it was pretty hilarious
#37
i was trying to make my 4 year old cousin laugh by pretending to be a crab.

i was walking sideways and yelling "hey look! I'm a crab!"

she then started copying me but saying "hey look! I have crabs!"

needless to say my aunty was cranky
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#38
I used to think water was wadaughter.

I could never pronounce water so my family told me to say daughter except with a w sound instead of a d.

Didn't work...
#40
My little three-year-old cousin was over, and they were getting ready to leave, and she goes "OK...I got my crap and I'm ready to leave."
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