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A couple weeks ago I was on The Pit and it was about 3AM and I heard car doors shut. I didn't think anything of it. The next morning my mom's van got robbed. 2 iPods, 2 cameras, a phone, a phone charger, and a DVD player got stolen.

Its 2:30 AM, August 27, 2008 and I'm on the computer browsing The Pit. I hear car doors shut. I quick run to my living room to look out the window. There are two guys going through my step-dad's jeep. I quick run into the kitchen, grab the biggest and sharpest knife I have, and open the front door. "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!" I screamed. The two guys ran away.

that all just happened a little bit ago...
thought you guys would've liked to know
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A couple weeks ago I was on The Pit and it was about 3AM and I heard car doors shut. I didn't think anything of it. The next morning my mom's van got robbed. 2 iPods, 2 cameras, a phone, a phone charger, and a DVD player got stolen.

Its 2:30 AM, August 27, 2008 and I'm on the computer browsing The Pit. I hear car doors shut. I quick run to my living room to look out the window. There are two guys going through my step-dad's jeep. I quick run into the kitchen, grab the biggest and sharpest knife I have, and open the front door. "WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!" I screamed. The two guys ran away.

that all just happened a little bit ago...
thought you guys would've liked to know

should have thrown the knife ninja style at them. or if you have a paintball gun, shoot them up ALOT this way they have bruises all over them and there a bit more identifiable, cause how many guys are covered in paintball welts like that. not many especialy if you get more than 5 on them.
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#7
dude...this happens all the time in SA...ur lucky no1 got tortured...locked up in a basement...or killed...
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Sounds like you live in a lovely neighbourhood.

i wanna move there.
#11
Two guys vs one untrained knife-wielding teenager?

You got lucky.
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should have thrown the knife ninja style at them. or if you have a paintball gun, shoot them up ALOT this way they have bruises all over them and there a bit more identifiable, cause how many guys are covered in paintball welts like that. not many especialy if you get more than 5 on them.



+1. should have done something to them that makes them easily identifiable for the copperoos. start locking the car doors (as mentioned above) and dont leave stuff in your car at night.

oh yeah: wouldn't that be considered trespassing? legally able to shoot them with real bullets?
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i wanna move there.

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#14
good story, but seirously wouldn't you have learnt to lock your car doors. Chances are, they were almost certainly the same guys. Next time, when it happens again, be sitting in the car, shotgun in hand when they open the door, point it at them and say "You guys are driving me nuts".

/lame
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+1. should have done something to them that makes them easily identifiable for the copperoos. start locking the car doors (as mentioned above) and dont leave stuff in your car at night.

oh yeah: wouldn't that be considered trespassing? legally able to shoot them with real bullets?

acutally no. he wasint in immediate danger so he would get in trouble. but like i said, should have gotten a paintball gun in auto mode, shoot them at first the shoot the car up like a bitch and that would make the car totally marked up, then call the cops and tell them everything.
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It seems like you and your family need a lecture on how to use locks
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good story, but seirously wouldn't you have learnt to lock your car doors. Chances are, they were almost certainly the same guys. Next time, when it happens again, be sitting in the car, shotgun in hand when they open the door, point it at them and say "You guys are driving me nuts".

/lame

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acutally no. he wasint in immediate danger so he would get in trouble. but like i said, should have gotten a paintball gun in auto mode, shoot them at first the shoot the car up like a bitch and that would make the car totally marked up, then call the cops and tell them everything.



didn't know that was required. see kids, you learn something everyday...
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acutally no. he wasint in immediate danger so he would get in trouble.


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didn't know that was required. see kids, you learn something everyday...

well its what the police follow and if i remember right its the rule with shoting a gun at someone. you or the person you are protecting or apprehending have to be in immediate danger for order you to discharge the firearm.
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#22
Ironically, I have 2 iPods, 2 cameras, a phone, a phone charger, and a DVD player for sale.

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put a camera outside your house or something?
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Ironically, I have 2 iPods, 2 cameras, a phone, a phone charger, and a DVD player for sale.

/lame pit-esque response

Don't you mean 'coincidently'?
#26
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Don't you mean 'coincidently'?



it's a coincidence and it's ironic that he is selling that stuff
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#29
heh, one guy tried to break into my house once, and he ran into me and my firearms permit, if you catch my drift. he didnt get away.
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Quote by joshua029
+1. should have done something to them that makes them easily identifiable for the copperoos. start locking the car doors (as mentioned above) and dont leave stuff in your car at night.

oh yeah: wouldn't that be considered trespassing? legally able to shoot them with real bullets?



you cannot shoot for trespassing unless you have a sign saying trespassers will be shot. the rule is you have to genuinely fear for your life.
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#34
and the two crims running away shouting to each other
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