#2
*Enter bad search bar joke*
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#4
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olympic babes thread?

"<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/rihanna/pinkyboo13/rihanna.jpg?o=17" target="_blank"><img src="http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj261/pinkyboo13/rihanna.jpg"></a>"

^^^i did not copy that... whoever was using this computer before did.
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#5
hey siobhann look what this slut just said to me LOL

Kristiiiina;; I Boost! yummm! says:
hey, are we gonna **** tomorrow at my place instead of school?
#7
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This game ficking sucks
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#11
but seriously, you reckon you're gunna be ok?
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i wasnt wikipediaing blow job okay, it just happened


Quote by primusfan

one time i fucked a sofa.


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Freedom of speach?

on a private website?

Based in Russia?

i'm sorry comrade, but you fail.
#18
You are inside the Kirkby Building. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Crullys Nythlyn (50HP).

10 points to whoever guesses what this is referring to / what its off.
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#19
Www... I read the title of the title as "The pants game" and was very excited, but was disapointed..

EDIT: I wrote that terribly. Okay.. time for bed now.
sup?
#20
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#21
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Coil - Opeth (Watershed 2008)
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Tabbed by: Dan Liew
Email: delcypher@gmail.com
Updated: 25/06/2008

Tuning: Standard (EADGBe)
Legend:
h - hammer on
p - pull of
/ - slide up/down to
x - do not play string

A big thanks to Onur Akmeric, "Ibaneavey", "nirvana4lf", & "Hexalpha" for correcting
of my mistakes.

Note:
I highly recommend that you play this using finger-picking.
I have not indicated the rhythm anywhere and the spacing between notes on this
tab is just arbitaty, please figure out the rhythm for yourself, it's not
hard.

Feel free to critise, but be constructive and say why you think it's wrong.

Enjoy a beautiful song!
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Play Order: AABBCC [Female vocals start]BBCCB

(For outro only play the first riff in Part B)


Part A

Let ring--->

e|---------0-------|--------0-------||
B|-------0---0-----|------0---0-----||
G|2---5--------5---|----8-------8---||
D|--4------------4-|7-------------7-||
A|0----------------|0-0-------------||
E|-----------------|----------------||

Chords (Strum these):

e|0-0-0-0-|0-0-0-0-|0-0-0-0--|0-0-||
B|5-5-3-3-|3-3-1-1-|1-1-0-0h1|1-1-||
G|6-6-4-4-|4-4-2-2-|2-2-0-0h2|2-2-||
D|7-7-5-5-|5-5-3-3-|3-3-0-0h2|2-2-||
A|0-0-0-0-|0-0-0-0-|0-0-0-0--|0-0-||
E|x-x-x-x-|x-x-x-x-|x-x-x-x--|x-x-||

Part B

"For nothing..."

Repeat this riff as necessary

e|--------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------|
G|9-----9-----9-----9-----9---7---|
D|--7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----|
A|----0-----0-----0-----0-------0-|
E|--------------------------------|

"I found that the years past us by..."

e|----------------|------------------|
B|----------------|------------------|
G|5---7-----7-----|-----0-----0---0--|
D|------5-----5---|---5-----5--------|
A|-0------5-----5-|/3-----2-----0----|
E|----------------|------------------|

Let the open A ring slightly before restarting the above riff

Part C

"And I can see you, running through the fields of sorrow..." -
I think the 1st part of this is wrong!

e|----------------|--------0---------|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|------0---0-------|--------3-------|----3-----------|
G|----7---9---7---|----5-------5-----|----0-----0---0-|------0-----0---|
D|--7---7---7---7-|--7-----------7---|--0---0-----0---|--0-------0---0-|
A|0---------------|0---------------0-|5---------------|5-------3-------|
E|----------------|------------------|----------------|----------------|


1st time round you play this:

The Hammer on/pull of bit is a triplet

e|-------------------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|------------------------------|
G|----7---6-7/9---12--/14---12-11h12p11-9----|6-7/9----7-6---4---7---6-----6|
D|--7---7---------------------------------12-|7-9/11---9-7---5---9---7---7--|
A|0-------------0----0----0------------------|0------0-----0---0---0---0----|
E|-------------------------------------------|------------------------------|

Go back to the beginning of Part C

2nd time round go back to Part B.

Coil by Opeth.
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