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#1
Well I've got my own damn questions to ask you all. Try and see if you can get through them all without lieing to me, and just remember Jesus is watching you.

1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail.
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in?
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't?
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest.
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail.
6. What's your least favourite movie and why?
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief?
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)?
9. Do you shave your nethers?
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way?
11. Ever had a near death experience?
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal?
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood)
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone?
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point?
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed?
18. Are you a patriot?
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie?
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear?
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming?
23. Do you use them in the real world?
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective?
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw?
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time?
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty?
29. What was the last thing that made you cry?
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail.
31. Are you happy with your life?
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)?
33. Have you ever made a racist joke?
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes?
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail.
38. Who would win Superman or Batman?
39. Do you dislike mainstream music?
40. If so for what reason?
41. If you smoke then what really made you start?
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol?
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?
44. Do you still watch cartoons?
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think?
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it?
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning?
49. Do you have any tattoos?
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting?
52. Ever been beaten up?
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?
55. Do you judge people by their appearance?
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to?
57. Ever read the bible?
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter?
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG?
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place?
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere?
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex?
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details.
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician.
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs?
69. Are you currently in debt?
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot?
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most?
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail.
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first?
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?
Last edited by LittleKnowItAll at Aug 27, 2008,
#3
i never say "tl;dr" but damn it, it's so tempting right now.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#4
woahhh I cicked cause I wanted to answer the fart question, but thats waaay too long.

But yes, I do usually fart in public places. Its easy to blame it on someone else if need be.
Quote by LedZepKicksAzz
You are simply the greatest person ever to walk this great planet.
#5
HAHAHAHAHAHA i was scared it would never end i had to keep rolling through the screen
#7
F**k no.




i thought that exact thing when i skipped all those questions and i found it absolutely hilarious for some reason
#8
100 questions??? Its too early......
bands/artists I've seen: Protest the Hero, LIGHTS, Andrew Bird, Flight of the Conchords, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Between the Buried and Me, Guthrie Govan, Cynic, The Devin Townsend Project, Scale the Summit, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Darkest Hour
#12
this needs to be like 10 questions segments here
myspace.com/crystalignition
#13
1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. No
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Fart, why hold it in?
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it? Nope
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Hell no
5) What's your annual salary? Not enough
6) How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. Every day
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. No
8) What's your least favourite movie and why? About Shmidt, boring as ****.
9) What religeon do you belong to? Satanism
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion? It makes sense
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? To enjoy
12) Do you shave your nethers? Nope, just trim em
13) Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? yeah, when I first read The Satanic Bible
14) Ever had a near death experience? Yup
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained? Hmmm...I don't know, probably broken arm
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. Ummm...I've done a lot
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? Yes
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Yes
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone? Yes
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? No
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? Huh?
22) If you had to kill someone would be able to do it? Yup, had to before, will do it again
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? Someone get their legs blown off by a mortar
24) Are you a patriot? Yup
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). I dunno, I just like it
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions? Yes
27) Do you support the war in Iraq? Of course, I wouldn't be a soldier if I didn't. Now the decision to be in Iraq...hell no
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie? I don't watch them
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? yes
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? no
31) Do you use them in the real world? sometimes XD
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Too PC
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Middle
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw? Hmmm...That I don't care
35) Have you ever cheated on someone? no
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? yes
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? Yes
38) Do you truly love your family? Sometimes
39) What was the last thing that made you cry? It's been a while, I don't really remember
40) Have you ever cried over a song? no
41) Have you ever cried over a film? no
42) Are you happy with yourself? usually
43) Are you happy with your life? for the most part
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet? too much
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? no, that's why I only have 1 XD
46) Are you racist towards any culture? no
47) Have you ever made a racist joke? yes
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes? yes
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Yes
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits? no
51) Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? No
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities? Nope
53) Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail. no
54) Who would win Superman or Batman? Batman
55) Do you dislike mainstream music? no
56) If so for what reason?
57) Do you smoke? yes
58) If so what really made you start? I just wanted to
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Ummm...Took off my shirt and headbanged to rap music... XD
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Yes
61) Do you still watch cartoons? South Park and Family Guy
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarass you? no
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? yes
64) Do you swear too much? **** yeah
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it? Not usually
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? well yeah, every kid does
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose? Probably, i don't remember
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning? yes
69) Do you have any tattoos? 3
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? the stories are really long, so I'm not going to post them.
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? sometimes
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits? yes
73) Ever been beaten up? no, except in a mosh pit but that doesn't count because just about everyone does
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? no
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? ummm...not that I know of
76) Do you have a life plan? sort of
77) Do you judge people by their appearance? sometimes
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? the attractive one...there's no real difference, just one's better to look at. lol
79) Ever read the bible? Yes
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? no
81) Ever had sex for money? no
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? Haven't had to
83) How tall are you? 70 in.
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter? I'm fine with my size
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Ummm...nothing
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Sometimes
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? hell no
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? no, was really close though
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. ummm...not that I can think of
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. Striving to do better.
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. ummm...I'd have to go with B for guitar and B+ to A for lyrics
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs? no
93) Are you currently in debt? sort of
94) Are you a football/ rugby patriot? no
95) If you had to move countries where would you go? Germany..wait..I'm already there XD
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most? I dunno
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. **** it all!
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? Hmmm..maybe
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? yeah
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Ummm...

Strive to better your life every day, or every day you'll strive to stay alive.

I don't remember where I heard it, but it's good advice.

By the way, you are all lazy bastards!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#14
Quote by crackhutch
1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. No
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Fart, why hold it in?
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it? Nope
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Hell no
5) What's your annual salary? Not enough
6) How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. Every day
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. No
8) What's your least favourite movie and why? About Shmidt, boring as ****.
9) What religeon do you belong to? Satanism
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion? It makes sense
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? To enjoy
12) Do you shave your nethers? Nope, just trim em
13) Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? yeah, when I first read The Satanic Bible
14) Ever had a near death experience? Yup
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained? Hmmm...I don't know, probably broken arm
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. Ummm...I've done a lot
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? Yes
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Yes
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone? Yes
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? No
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? Huh?
22) If you had to kill someone would be able to do it? Yup, had to before, will do it again
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? Someone get their legs blown off by a mortar
24) Are you a patriot? Yup
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). I dunno, I just like it
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions? Yes
27) Do you support the war in Iraq? Of course, I wouldn't be a soldier if I didn't. Now the decision to be in Iraq...hell no
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie? I don't watch them
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? yes
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? no
31) Do you use them in the real world? sometimes XD
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Too PC
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Middle
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw? Hmmm...That I don't care
35) Have you ever cheated on someone? no
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? yes
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? Yes
38) Do you truly love your family? Sometimes
39) What was the last thing that made you cry? It's been a while, I don't really remember
40) Have you ever cried over a song? no
41) Have you ever cried over a film? no
42) Are you happy with yourself? usually
43) Are you happy with your life? for the most part
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet? too much
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? no, that's why I only have 1 XD
46) Are you racist towards any culture? no
47) Have you ever made a racist joke? yes
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes? yes
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Yes
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits? no
51) Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? No
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities? Nope
53) Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail. no
54) Who would win Superman or Batman? Batman
55) Do you dislike mainstream music? no
56) If so for what reason?
57) Do you smoke? yes
58) If so what really made you start? I just wanted to
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Ummm...Took off my shirt and headbanged to rap music... XD
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Yes
61) Do you still watch cartoons? South Park and Family Guy
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarass you? no
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? yes
64) Do you swear too much? **** yeah
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it? Not usually
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? well yeah, every kid does
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose? Probably, i don't remember
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning? yes
69) Do you have any tattoos? 3
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? the stories are really long, so I'm not going to post them.
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? sometimes
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits? yes
73) Ever been beaten up? no, except in a mosh pit but that doesn't count because just about everyone does
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? no
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? ummm...not that I know of
76) Do you have a life plan? sort of
77) Do you judge people by their appearance? sometimes
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? the attractive one...there's no real difference, just one's better to look at. lol
79) Ever read the bible? Yes
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? no
81) Ever had sex for money? no
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? Haven't had to
83) How tall are you? 70 in.
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter? I'm fine with my size
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Ummm...nothing
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Sometimes
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? hell no
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? no, was really close though
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. ummm...not that I can think of
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. Striving to do better.
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. ummm...I'd have to go with B for guitar and B+ to A for lyrics
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs? no
93) Are you currently in debt? sort of
94) Are you a football/ rugby patriot? no
95) If you had to move countries where would you go? Germany..wait..I'm already there XD
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most? I dunno
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. **** it all!
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? Hmmm..maybe
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? yeah
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Ummm...

Strive to better your life every day, or every day you'll strive to stay alive.

I don't remember where I heard it, but it's good advice.

By the way, you are all lazy bastards!


Well i knocked it down to 75 but well done sir, and couldn't have put it better myself.
#15
Quote by UncleCthulhu
I refuse to answer that survey as it assumes I belong to a religion.

It didn't but I cut out questions and haven't rephrased follow up questions. Unless I missed that. I was actually trying to make sure I didn't assume these things.
#16
1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail.
Nah.
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in?
Hold it in.
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it?
No.
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't?
Not as far as I know.
5) What's your annual salary?
0.00$
6) How often do you change your underwear?....be honest.
Every day.
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail.
Nope.
8) What's your least favourite movie and why?
Shaun of the dead. Zombies and comedy.
9) What religeon do you belong to?
None. Atheist.
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion?
I've never liked the ignorance religion brings.
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)?
Neither.
12) Do you shave your nethers?
Trim.
13) Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way?
Nope.
14) Ever had a near death experience?
Nope.
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained?
Baseball to the face.
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.
Crapped my pants in public. (second grade)
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal?
Nope.
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood)
Yep.
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone?
Not anymore.
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone?
No.
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point?
No.
22) If you had to kill someone would be able to do it?
Nope.
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed?
Motorcycle accident. He didn't make it.
24) Are you a patriot?
No.
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).
N/A
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions?
Yeah.
27) Do you support the war in Iraq?
No.
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie?
Don't have one
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear?
Yeah.
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming?
Not usually.
31) Do you use them in the real world?
No.
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?
*shrugs* I dunno.
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective?
upper-lower. Not middle.
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw?
Face.
35) Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time?
Nope.
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty?
Nope. I'd rather have them rot in prison.
38) Do you truly love your family?
I don't know.
39) What was the last thing that made you cry?
Girl.
40) Have you ever cried over a song?
Yep.
41) Have you ever cried over a film?
Close.
42) Are you happy with yourself?
Not really.
43) Are you happy with your life?
not really.
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet?
Yep.
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)?
Nope, I just don't like to deny.
46) Are you racist towards any culture?
No.
47) Have you ever made a racist joke?
Yes.
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes?
No.
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?
Yes.
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits?
No.
51) Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?
I don't care.
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities?
Not as far as I know.
53) Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail.
Yeah. Mostly to friends, but I've stopped doing that.
54) Who would win Superman or Batman?
Superman, even though batmans cooler.
55) Do you dislike mainstream music?
Yes.
56) If so for what reason?
It sounds too similar. It's incredibly simple and to the point.
57) Do you smoke?
No.
58) If so what really made you start?
N/A
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol?
Havent.
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?
Yep.
61) Do you still watch cartoons?
Sometimes.
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarass you?
Depends.
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think?
Nope.
64) Do you swear too much?
Nope.
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it?
Sometimes, lol.
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?
Have picked.
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose?
When I was young, yeah.
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning?
No.
69) Do you have any tattoos?
No.
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
N/A
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting?
Usually.
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits?
Can't say.
73) Ever been beaten up?
Nope.
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
N/A
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?
Yeah.
76) Do you have a life plan?
No.
77) Do you judge people by their appearance?
Yep.
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to?
Attractive.
79) Ever read the bible?
Yep.
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?
Nope.
81) Ever had sex for money?
Nope.
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?
Nope.
83) How tall are you?
5'11
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter?
taller, slightly.
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG?
Less users.
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place?
Yeah, to the best of their abilities.
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere?
Yep.
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex?
Nope.
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details.
Nope.
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.
Not that great.
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician.
D
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs?
Not as far as I know.
93) Are you currently in debt?
Not me.
94) Are you a football/ rugby patriot?
Nope.
95) If you had to move countries where would you go?
Canada
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most?
I dunno.
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail.
Nope.
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?
yep.
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first?
Not usually.
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?
Live it.

I'm boring.
#17
1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. I have before, boobs.
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in? hold it in, duh.
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it? Nope I just don't read threads that I odn't know anything about.
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Nope if someone tells me about an unknown band I'll go listen to them.
5) What's your annual salary? Uhh like 6000$ lol WHOO!
6) How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. Every day!
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. **** no
8) What's your least favourite movie and why? Any war movie, too boring.
9) What religeon do you belong to? None and you spelled RELIGION wrong.
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion? Don't have one.
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? I rarely drink but when I do it's for a good time.
12) Do you shave your nethers? Not classified.
13) Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? Nope
14) Ever had a near death experience? Not really.
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained? Uhh.. sprained wrist?
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. hugged someone I didn't know from the back thinking it was a friend.
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? Jesus no.
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood) HELL YEAH.
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone?
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? Nah.
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? What kind of question is this?
22) If you had to kill someone would be able to do it? Depends on the situation
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? People being injured.
24) Are you a patriot? Nope
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). Pot is decriminalized.
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions? Meh
27) Do you support the war in Iraq? hell no
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie? Enter the Dragon.
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? nope
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? rarely.
31) Do you use them in the real world? nope
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? no idea
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? In the middle.
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw? I'm sarcastic.
35) Have you ever cheated on someone? Nope
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? Nope
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? I'd rather them rot in prison.
38) Do you truly love your family? Absolutely.
39) What was the last thing that made you cry? homesick.
40) Have you ever cried over a song? Songs with meanings behind them yah.
41) Have you ever cried over a film? Nope
42) Are you happy with yourself? Sometiems.
43) Are you happy with your life? For the most part.
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet? I try not to.
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? I don't think I've ever added anyone.
46) Are you racist towards any culture? Nah.
47) Have you ever made a racist joke? Yup.
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes?Nope.
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Not really.
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits? Nope
51) Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? Obviously not duh.
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities? Nope.
53) Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail. Nope
54) Who would win Superman or Batman? Superman
55) Do you dislike mainstream music? Yup
56) If so for what reason? Too pop culture.
57) Do you smoke? cigs? no.
58) If so what really made you start? Brother.
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Can't remember.
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Mmhmm
61) Do you still watch cartoons? Mmhmm!
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarass you? Nope!
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? that's obvious.
64) Do you swear too much? Yup mostly when I'm mad
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it? you disgust me.
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? Yep!
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose? Nope!
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning? Every night too.
69) Do you have any tattoos? Nope.
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? Usually.
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits? Definitely
73) Ever been beaten up? Nope
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? "exaggerate"
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? wow....
76) Do you have a life plan? Make bank!
77) Do you judge people by their appearance? Yeah
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? what kind of question is this?!
79) Ever read the bible? Never.
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? Nope.
81) Ever had sex for money? NO f^cking hell!
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? hell no.
83) How tall are you? 5'10
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter? A little bit shorter.
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Get rid of all the little annoying people.
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Mmhmm.
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? Nah I just won't laugh at unfunny things
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? Nope.
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. knickname? wow. and yes it was Tits.
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. I'm kind of terrible.
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. C-
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs? class A? wtf?
93) Are you currently in debt? Not really... lol.
94) Are you a football/ rugby patriot? Nope.
95) If you had to move countries where would you go? Back to Canada, or to the Netherlands.
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most? All the local car dealership ones.
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. Lame.
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? Nope.
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? Sometimes.
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Dunno.
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#18
1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? No.
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Usually I try to go silent.
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it? Once or twice, usually when there's a Wikipedia link in the thread.
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Yes.
5) What's your annual salary? Mmm... not much.
6) How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. Once a day, occasionally I'll wear the same pair for two or three days straight if I don't have any clean ones.
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Yes. My cousin's pretty attractive. Sod genetics!
8) What's your least favourite movie and why? The Gods Must Be Crazy. Somewhat racist and really stupid.
9) What religeon do you belong to? None. I'm an atheist.
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion? Because that's what I bloody well feel like thinking.
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? Enjoyment.
12) Do you shave your nethers? Nope.
13) Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? Other than becoming atheist, no... but that doesn't really count.
14) Ever had a near death experience? Nope.
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained? Second degree burn all down my arm. It hurt like none other, and I didn't even get a cool scar for my trouble.
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. Hmm... one time I walked straight into a sign and bashed my head pretty hard. I'm not the brightest bulb in the box when it comes to those things.
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? Other than somebody stealing a walrus' bucket, no.
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Most likely, yes.
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone? If the situation calls for it, yeah.
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? Probably.
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? No...
22) If you had to kill someone would be able to do it? Well, sitting here at my computer living my pretty good life, I'd say no. In the heat of the moment, that could easily change.
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? Probably an animal being hit by a car or something. I've not had a chance to see much more than that.
24) Are you a patriot? Not really, but I'm happy I live here and not Sudan.
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). Clean water, abundant cash, good food, political stability.
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions? I'd like to make it into the band scene, and I'd like to think I've got a decent shot at it, but I dunno.
27) Do you support the war in Iraq? Nope.
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie? I don't have one.
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? I can get decently close, but I need a tuning fork to get spot-on to A440.
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? Only occasionally.
31) Do you use them in the real world? Only when I'm mocking people.
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? I suppose I'm happy right now, but there are certain times when I think it's over the top.
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Upper-middle class. I want to be lower-middle class.
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw? Being awkwardly shy.
35) Have you ever cheated on someone? No.
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? No.
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? No.
38) Do you truly love your family? Some of them.
39) What was the last thing that made you cry? Probably some sad movie, I'm not sure. I generally stay happy.
40) Have you ever cried over a song? Nearly.
41) Have you ever cried over a film? Yes.
42) Are you happy with yourself? Yep.
43) Are you happy with your life? Yep.
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet? Yes. I'm spending too much time on it right now.
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? Only if they add me.
46) Are you racist towards any culture? I don't like traditional Asian culture, but it's not actually being racist. It's just very different from the traditional Western cultures, so I'm not used to it.
47) Have you ever made a racist joke? I'd like to say not, but I probably have.
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes? No.
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Context matters.
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits? No.
51) Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? No, but how are we supposed to do anything about it without completely shafting some people?
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities? No. Oh, I have hypothyroidism. It doesn't really change my life at all, other than taking a thyroxin pill in the morning.
53) Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Probably...
54) Who would win Superman or Batman? Batman is so much cooler. He'd probably win if he could get his hands on some Kryptonite.
55) Do you dislike mainstream music? I dislike most of today's mainstream. Led Zeppelin was mainstream back in the Seventies, and I like them. Same with Hendrix, the Allman Brothers, Black Sabbath... etc.
56) If so for what reason? It's just not very musical to my ears.
57) Do you smoke? No.
58) If so what really made you start?
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? I dunno, I don't get drunk.
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? No.
61) Do you still watch cartoons? The Simpsons, yes.
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarass you? All the time.
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? Perhaps.
64) Do you swear too much? Occasionally.
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it? Other people do that? Wow. Yes.
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? Yeah, I have.
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose? Guilty.
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning? When I'm not a lazy bugger.
69) Do you have any tattoos? No.
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? Yes.
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits? As in liquor? Depends on the drink, but oftentimes yes.
73) Ever been beaten up? Not anything serious.
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?
76) Do you have a life plan? Improvisation is king.
77) Do you judge people by their appearance? I do at first, but as I get to know them that first judgement disappears.
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? All things equal, the attractive one.
79) Ever read the bible? Only for laughs.
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? Nope.
81) Ever had sex for money? Nope.
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? Nope.
83) How tall are you? 5'11"-6'
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter? I'm pretty comfortable, maybe a bit taller.
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Annoying people who tell you to fap too much.
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Yep, I'm usually happy with the mods.
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? Yes.
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? Nope.
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname? I guess Peeing Peter, but that was my friends calling me that for about a day.
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. I'm pretty good, I've got a great grasp of the basics, but my compositional skills and phrasing need work.
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. B-.
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs? Nope.
93) Are you currently in debt? Nope.
94) Are you a football/ rugby patriot? Nope.
95) If you had to move countries where would you go? Spain, England, Canada, Italy, or Australia.
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most? Mr. Opportunity. I'll never buy a Honda.
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Awkward, perhaps? Or son of a bitch.
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? No... why?
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? Yep.
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Be chill to other people, be mindful of your impact on the world, and try to be a good person.
#19
1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? No
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Hold
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it? Yeah
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? No
5) What's your annual salary? If my part time job was my full time... 26000$
6) How often do you change your underwear? Every day
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? No
8) What's your least favourite movie and why? Saw. Sucks.
9) What religeon do you belong to? None
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion? I don't believe in a supernatural being.
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? I enjoy a cold beer once in a while. I hate being drunk though.
12) Do you shave your nethers? Yes
13) Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? No
14) Ever had a near death experience? No
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained? Broken collarbone
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? No
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Yes
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone?Not really
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? Yes
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? Yes
22) If you had to kill someone would be able to do it? No
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? Some buttholes attacking a gay guy
24) Are you a patriot? I'm canadian and proud of it, but I'd gladly run away if there was a war
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). Poutine-Chicks-1,5 liter beer bottles.
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions? No
27) Do you support the war in Iraq? No
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie? Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? No
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? Yes
31) Do you use them in the real world? No
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?No
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Upper from my parents income
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw? I'm not patient
35) Have you ever cheated on someone? No
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? Hell yeah
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? No
38) Do you truly love your family? Yes
39) What was the last thing that made you cry? the movie "Across the Universe"
40) Have you ever cried over a song? Yes
41) Have you ever cried over a film? Yes
42) Are you happy with yourself? Yes
43) Are you happy with your life? Yes
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet? Yes
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? Yes
46) Are you racist towards any culture? No
47) Have you ever made a racist joke? Yes, but in a harmless way. I'm not racist at all
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes? No
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Depends on the intention behind.
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits? ?
51) Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? No
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities? No
53) Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? No, being truthful is a great quality.
54) Who would win Superman or Batman? Batman
55) Do you dislike mainstream music? No
56) If so for what reason? -
57) Do you smoke? No
58) If so what really made you start? -
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Showed my dong to a girl who wanted to see it. In front of 20 people
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? No
61) Do you still watch cartoons? Yes
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarass you? Some of them
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? Yes
64) Do you swear too much? No
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it? No
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? No
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose? No
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning? Yes
69) Do you have any tattoos? I want to
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? Looks cool
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? Yes
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits? Depends on which
73) Ever been beaten up? No
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? -
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? No
76) Do you have a life plan? Yes
77) Do you judge people by their appearance? I give people their chance
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? Depends.
79) Ever read the bible? No
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? No
81) Ever had sex for money? No
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? No
83) How tall are you? 6' 1"
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter? I'm alright
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Closing drug thread
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Yeah
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? Yes
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? Yes
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname? No
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. Advanced
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. B
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs? No
93) Are you currently in debt? No
94) Are you a football patriot? I love the Baltimore Ravens
95) If you had to move countries where would you go? United Kingdom
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most? Hmm... Cocoa Puffs ad
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Yeah. It/You/I/We/They rock!
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? No
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? No
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Every hole is a goal
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#20
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? Too poor to get it anyway, why bother thinking about it?
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? I fart. It's unhealthy to hold it in.
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Nope
4. How often do you change your underwear? Every day...
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Nope
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? The Happening. Biggest waste of $8 ever!
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? Who cares?
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? Only drank once... so out of pleasure.
9. Do you shave your nethers? wats a nether
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? Nah.
11. Ever had a near death experience? Not really.
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? No idea
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? No
14. Another human being? Probably
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? Yeah
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? No, moost sexual thing I've done is make out.
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? No comment
18. Are you a patriot? Hardly
19. If so what maks your country so great? FREE HEALTH CARE!
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? Rush Hour, for lack of seeing a real one.
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? Yes
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? Not so much anymore
23. Do you use them in the real world? Yeah
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Hmmm
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Middle-upper
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? Me
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? N/a
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? No
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? Stress
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film? Yeah, pokemon 2000 gets me every time!
31. Are you happy with your life? I guess
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? Yeah
33. Have you ever made a racist joke? Lol yeah
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? I try not to
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Yes, there's a difference between saying it and meaning it.
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? No
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? I probably jacked it up somewhere.
38. Who would win Superman or Batman? Joker
39. Do you dislike mainstream music? I prefer not to listen to it, yes.
40. If so for what reason? It's too fake, not as much energy as in metal.
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? N/a
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Cried. A lot.
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Yes
44. Do you still watch cartoons? 6teen!
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? Yeah, with friends.
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? No
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? Yeah...
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? Sometimes
49. Do you have any tattoos? No. Why put a bumber sticker on a Corvette?
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? N/a
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? Yes
52. Ever been beaten up? No
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? No
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? No, but pissed myself plenty.
55. Do you judge people by their appearance? No
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? Both
57. Ever read the bible? No
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? No
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? No
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter? I'm good.
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? LOLWUT allowance
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? I guess, they can be unnecisarelly (sp?) banhappy sometimes, but whatever...
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? wat
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? No
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? Not really
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. I want to think I'm good.
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. B+
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs? No
69. Are you currently in debt? No
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot? No
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most? Ummm?
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Can't think of it now...
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? No
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? Only if I have to
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Stay happy during the lows, so that when the highs hit, it'll be twice as killer.
#21
1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? No
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Only in churches
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it? No
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? No
5) What's your annual salary? Around 15000
6) How often do you change your underwear? like every 3 days, WOO
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? I'm not from Tasmania (i luv u tassie)
8) What's your least favourite movie and why? Die hard 4.0. Because it sucked large amounts of ****.
9) What religeon do you belong to? Atheism
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion? God doesn't exist
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? What can I say? I enjoy getting pissed!
12) Do you shave your nethers? Not quite
13) Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? Whats with all the religion questions?
14) Ever had a near death experience? Never
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained? A broken collar bone
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? Proposed to the lady at the tax office, she had sexy blue hair
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? Can't say I have
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Many many times
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone? I've only done that once
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? No
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? It was the summer of '69, Papa locked me in the wood shed for sexual conduct with our nanny
22) If you had to kill someone would be able to do it? only if I HAD to, if I had to I'd really have no choice anyway
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? A squeedgy lard lady wearing trackies and a g-string
24) Are you a patriot? I like my country, wouldn't go to war for it though
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). It's Australia. Nuff said
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions? I'd like to write and record an LP, so I guess its not that out of reach, I'll never perform at Big Day Out though
27) Do you support the war in Iraq? I'm blissfully ignorant to it
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie? Ong Bak
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? Duh who cant
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? Only when msning
31) Do you use them in the real world? Perish the thought
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? ????
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Middle all the way
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw? Probably anxiety issues and jealousy issues
35) Have you ever cheated on someone? They always cheat on me before I get the chance
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? Yes
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? Yes I do, Pete Wentz I'm looking at you
38) Do you truly love your family? Certainly
39) What was the last thing that made you cry? Seeing Rage Against the Machine at Bdo last January
40) Have you ever cried over a song? Hahaha, naaaah
41) Have you ever cried over a film? Die Hard 4 made my eyes water
42) Are you happy with yourself? I could be more organised, other wise, definitely
43) Are you happy with your life? It's starting to take a turn for the better
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet? WAAAAAAAY too much time
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? I don't have any friends on UG :P
46) Are you racist towards any culture? Not seriously, I do however, think that racism is utterly hilarious, mainly in the mellodramtic reaction it provokes, I do not dislike anyone of any race based on their skin colour etc
47) Have you ever made a racist joke? many times
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes? Once in a while
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Its a tricky subject, I guess it depends on who you're talking to
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits? Nup
51) Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? I dont pay much tax anyway, so meeh
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities? I cannot pronounce Minimum
53) Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Not to impress somebody, but I have lied to protect my identity
54) Who would win Superman or Batman? Gordon Freeman
55) Do you dislike mainstream music? yes, but not because it is mainstream, but because usually, its hollow and repetitive
56) If so for what reason? ^
57) Do you smoke? I do not
58) If so what really made you start?
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Tried to run through a wall even though I knew it would never work
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Way back in the 9th Grade when I was going through puberty Funeral for a Friend
61) Do you still watch cartoons? lol YES!!!
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarass you? never
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? No, partially because other people have the right to prosper without having to listen to a lunatic shout
64) Do you swear too much? I swear just the right amout
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it? no way
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? Who the hell hasn't?
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose? Who the hell hasn't?
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning? I struggle to brush my teeth at least once a week
69) Do you have any tattoos? None at all
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? I dont need to
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits? I like Vodka, but I like the throat feeling more than the actual taste
73) Ever been beaten up? Never!
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? hahaha no
76) Do you have a life plan? I wish
77) Do you judge people by their appearance? In a very large margin
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? I'd talk to myself, because I'm crazy
79) Ever read the bible? Never, again with the religion
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? See above answer
81) Ever had sex for money? I wish
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? No XD
83) How tall are you? 180cms
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter? I wouldnt mind being a bit taller
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Filter out all the crappy tablature, I dont want to read a tab that is rated 2 stars
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? What is this? some kind of feedback disguised as a questionaire?
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? Yes, many a time
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? Fortunately not
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname? I used to get called Dougy beacuse I had long hair like this hobo named Dougy who lived in our town
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. Limbre, not nearly as scale savvy as I should be, proficient in technique, but a slow song writer
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. C- (A being someone like John Petrucci)
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs? Never
93) Are you currently in debt? Nope nope
94) Are you a football/ rugby patriot? **** that **** XD
95) If you had to move countries where would you go? Italy
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most? The overall pushyness of advertisements in general
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Can't say I do
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? We do funny things when we are bored
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? I do everyday
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Stay true to yourself, don't sell yourself short to anyone, and most of all, have a good time!

That was so pointless :/
#22
1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. nah.
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in? FART IT OUT!
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it? no?
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? yerp. xD
5) What's your annual salary? im a student.
6) How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. daily. i shower daily too.
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. once, i have like a hot godmother and she took me to the pool once. xD
8) What's your least favourite movie and why? shutter, that thing was ****
9) What religeon do you belong to? born into a Catholic family
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion? well this many people cant be believing in a lie simultaneously right? xD
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? dont drink, even if i wanted to i cant get my hands on any
12) Do you shave your nethers? no...
13) Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? not really
14) Ever had a near death experience? nope
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained? never had a broken bone... once i woke up with a stiff neck if that counts. could only look left for a day or 2
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. fapped at my grannies... xD
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? i dont remember anything?
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood) yes.
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone? probably not
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? yes
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? nope.
22) If you had to kill someone would be able to do it? nope
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? no idea
24) Are you a patriot? not really
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). well the answer was no but americas the kinda place where you do whatcha wanna do and you got somewhat of a chance to make it i guess
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions? yes
27) Do you support the war in Iraq? argh, i got no idea
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie? enter the dragon
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? close, but no cigar
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? yes
31) Do you use them in the real world? maybe pwned
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? too much
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? lower mid.
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw? im talkative/loud
35) Have you ever cheated on someone? nope.
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? nope
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? nah
38) Do you truly love your family? yes
39) What was the last thing that made you cry? got kicked in the nuts
40) Have you ever cried over a song? nope
41) Have you ever cried over a film? nope
42) Are you happy with yourself? not really
43) Are you happy with your life? its alright
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet? yerp
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? yes
46) Are you racist towards any culture? not seriously
47) Have you ever made a racist joke? well im asian so im usually the butt of racist jokes
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes? i only make then with my friends after they make an asian joke, cause i know we cool like that. xD
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? nope
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits? i dont do taxes?
51) Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? no?
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities? nope
53) Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail. yerp. and screw the detail xD
54) Who would win Superman or Batman? iron man
55) Do you dislike mainstream music? well its mainstream for a reason, so no.
56) If so for what reason? blah
57) Do you smoke? nopes
58) If so what really made you start? rawr
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? havent drunk yet
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? yes?
61) Do you still watch cartoons? hell yea, im watchin spongebob right now, bish
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarass you? yes
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? yes
64) Do you swear too much? yes
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it? hell no
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?yes
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose? hell no
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning? morning? no.
69) Do you have any tattoos? nope
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? meow
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? usually
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits? i dunno
73) Ever been beaten up? not really. i do karate [IM NOT A STEREOTYPICAL ASIAN] and i fight some big guys sometimes but ive never really been totally beaten up.
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? no?
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? no.
76) Do you have a life plan? yes. finish highschool, go to GIT and become a session musician or find a band after highschool and get rich, women, and drunk.
77) Do you judge people by their appearance? sometimes but once i get to know them i judge them by character/
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? depends on whos more interestin
79) Ever read the bible? not cover to cover
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? woof
81) Ever had sex for money? nope
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? ive tried
83) How tall are you? 5'4'' [im a short freshman in HS T.T]
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter? taller!
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG? id make it pink!
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? yes they are. =D
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? yes.
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? i think so. too young to remember clearly
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. chink. im not even chinese... >.>
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. kid who plays guitar
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. D
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs? nope
93) Are you currently in debt? i dunno ill go ask my parents later
94) Are you a football/ rugby patriot? nah
95) If you had to move countries where would you go? hm... england or UK or somethin
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most? head on. apply directly to the forehead. head on. apply directly to the forehead. head on. apply directly to the... SHUT THE HELL UP.
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. fo sho. thats it.
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? si. not cool
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? no, cause im metro like that
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? just do yo thang. xD
Last edited by Anonymouslyours at Aug 27, 2008,
#23
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail.no
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in?if the fart will be silent, i let it out. i hold in the screamers
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't?yes
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest.every day
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail.yes...cousin
6. What's your least favourite movie and why?fight club. not because it was anything near terrible, but because the book is extremely better and watching the movie ruined the images i had created after reading the book. and the ending sucked.
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief?better believe in god and hope we go to heaven than to believe that there is nothing once we're dead. i'd rather picture eternal life in a place of happiness than nothing in 60 years.
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)?pleasure
9. Do you shave your nethers?never shave the nethers
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way?no
11. Ever had a near death experience?no
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.i'd never say it here
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal?never.
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood)all the time
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone?yes
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point?no
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed?the movie step brothers
18. Are you a patriot?i love Canada
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).i can't describe why it is so great. it just is
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie?never really watched a martial marts movie
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear?not perfectly, but close
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming?if i'm being sarcastic
23. Do you use them in the real world?on occasion
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?i think it's just about right
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective?middle
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw?nipple hair
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time?no
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty?no
29. What was the last thing that made you cry?i can't remember crying for a longg time
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail.i believe i cried during the movie patch adams with robin williams
31. Are you happy with your life?yes
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)?no
33. Have you ever made a racist joke?yes
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes?no
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?no
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?yes
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail.no
38. Who would win Superman or Batman?spiderman
39. Do you dislike mainstream music?no, in fact, i like some of it
40. If so for what reason?...
41. If you smoke then what really made you start?for fun (i don't smoke cigarettes)
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol?i'm not much of a drinker
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?indeed
44. Do you still watch cartoons?yes. bus bunny and tweety show is on at noon everyday
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think?yes
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it?yes
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?yes
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning?of course
49. Do you have any tattoos?no
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?...
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting?yes, but obviously you don't TS
52. Ever been beaten up?just by my brother
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?no
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?when i was 11
55. Do you judge people by their appearance?sometimes i can't help but do so
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to?the attractive one, obviously.
57. Ever read the bible?big parts of it for school. we also had it on the toilet for a while for shitting material
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?no
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?no
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter?taller
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG?get rid of all the spam and somehow prevent it form happening
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place?yes
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere?yes
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex?god no
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details.my grade 8 teacher always called me dr. sex
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.i'm aiight
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician.C+ or B-
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs?no
69. Are you currently in debt?in a few weeks i will be
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot?no
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most?head on. apply directly to the forehead.head on. apply directly to the forehead.head on. apply directly to the forehead.head on. apply directly to the forehead.head on. apply directly to the forehead.head on. apply directly to the forehead.head on. apply directly to the forehead.
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail.that's what she said
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?yes
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first?no
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?in the words of 50 cent, get rich or die trying, foo
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#24
too goddamn long dude...
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#25
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? Yes, I'd have the blue plate special lol I hate my body
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? If I know it's a small one I'll fart
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Yes, my friends like "dude, check these guys out!" and I'm like "yeah man I heard them like 3 years ago"
4. How often do you change your underwear? Anytime I feel like it
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Ummm yes... but seriously who hasn't thought about their cousin that way?
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? I'm not sure it's probably a chick flick though
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? I don't understand this. But like Jesus is real just sayin
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? Neither, I is t3h straight edge
9. Do you shave your nethers? Noooo I tried. razor burn = not fun
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? I have one like every day I'm like "Holy **** that's what the bible means!" lol
11. Ever had a near death experience? I'm sure I have I just don't remember lmao
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? Holy ****. There's so many. Probably when I like yelled something out during the changing of the guards in DC and a guy punched me for interupting the silence.
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? No, I love t3h aminals
14. Another human being? Yes. And then I felt bad
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? No I'll randomly punch people in the face if they piss me off
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? Yes... It felt weird...


cause she was 6
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? I honestly can't say I haven't really witnessed anything horrible. Even though it's a movie it was probably Jesus getting crucified in the Passion of The Christ
18. Are you a patriot? No, hate America wanna move to China
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). The fact that we're such hypocrites but play it off as we know everything
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? Have none
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? Yes, my drums but those are easy
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? Sometimes
23. Do you use them in the real world? Yes, just for t3h lulz
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Too PC
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? To be honest I use to be lower-class but I'm moving on up since my mom got married
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? Sooo many things
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? No still a virgin
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? No no matter what noone deserves to die
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? That "Girl in the window" story or whatever
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film? Uhhh yep I think it had to do with a retarded boy
31. Are you happy with your life? Yes, couldn't be happier
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? No
33. Have you ever made a racist joke? Yes, cause my dad's racist and tells em to me
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? No I try not to but sometimes they're really funny
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Yes, you can make jokes without being a total bigot
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? No. It pisses people off but I don't care so long as the people are happy
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Yes, it never works
38. Who would win Superman or Batman? Batman fo sho
39. Do you dislike mainstream music? What's that? I like music that's like good...
40. If so for what reason?
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? I no smoky
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? I'm ****ing straight edge
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Yes
44. Do you still watch cartoons? All the ****ing time
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? Yes, I don't care about other people I'm ****ing weird
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? Yes, otherwise how would I know when I'm done?
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? Yes... you say that like it's a bad thing
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? No... was I supposed to?
49. Do you have any tattoos? No, I tried to get one but the dude said it would be 250 and I was like **** that I'll get a sharpie and do it myself
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? Yes
52. Ever been beaten up? Yes
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? No because where I live gettin beat up is a bad thing
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? Yes, who hasn't?
55. Do you judge people by their appearance? No
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? The attractive one
57. Ever read the bible? Kind of I like skim it lol
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? No
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter? Yeah
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? I'd add a drum forum
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? The mods are doing something? I hadn't noticed...
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? Yes... wait what?
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? No I heard it though
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. lol no but my dad's girlfriend calls me "honey" and I want to pop her for it and there was this really attractive (older chick) I was talking to and she called me "sweety" twas unpleasent
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. I'm no musician I'm a drummer
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. A solid K!
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs? I iz t3h straight edge!!!!!!!
69. Are you currently in debt? No
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot? Yes
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most? The Shamwow commercial
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. Yeah I use the phrase "my god" alot
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? No wtf?
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? No like if it's across the street yeah but if it's like to the store I'll comb my hair and ****
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Don't worry be happy.
#26
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. I'm perfect
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? I sidle into an empty corner, glancing furtively left and right
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? No
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. Annually
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. No.
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? I don't think I've seen it yet
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? Because I'm always right. I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? I don't drink
9. Do you shave your nethers? No
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? No
11. Ever had a near death experience? I'm always in danger of having a helicopter land on my head
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. Sang a Will Young song in a talent thing
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? Yes. Me and that cat weren't best of friends
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Yes.
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? Depends on how annoying they are
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? No.
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? I went to a Gary Glitter concert
18. Are you a patriot? No
19. If so what makes your country so great? (In 30 words or less). I'm here
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? I don't watch as many of them as I should, sadly
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? Yes, the keyboard
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? I use "pwned"
23. Do you use them in the real world? No
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Too PC.
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Middle
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? I'm too perfect
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? No
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? Not going into this one
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? I honestly can't remember
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail. Teary-eyed, yes, but not cried
31. Are you happy with your life? It's the only one I've got
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? No. I add only when I see a few good posts of theirs. I accept all friend requests though, because I'm too nice to say no
33. Have you ever made a racist joke? Yes
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? No
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Yes
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? No
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail. No
38. Who would win Superman or Batman? Batman.
39. Do you dislike mainstream music? Yes and no. Depends what it is
40. If so for what reason?
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? I don't
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Nothing.
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? When I'm depressed, I don't need help.
44. Do you still watch cartoons? Yes
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? No
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? No
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? Yes
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? No
49. Do you have any tattoos? No
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? You obviously didn't
52. Ever been beaten up? No.
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? No
55. Do you judge people by their appearance? At first, yes. It's hard to see a girl, and think "PHWOAR, I BET SHE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? Both of them.
57. Ever read the bible? Yes
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? I couldn't get through to God
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? No
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter? Taller
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Nothing. Everybody serves their purpose. It'd be boring if I liked everyone here
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Yes
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? No
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? No
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. "Piggy"
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. I'm rubbish
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. U
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs? No
69. Are you currently in debt?No
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot? I'd like England to win at them, but I realise we're crap (especially in the case of football
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most? The car advert's with "c'mon"
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? No
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? Yes
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Try not to die
#28
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. Not needed Im perfect
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? I fart in public and blame it on others
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? yep
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. almost every day
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. eew no
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? dont know
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? a higher power/being
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? to relax
9. Do you shave your nethers? always, I always shave my **** n balls
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? nope
11. Ever had a near death experience? not that I can think of
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. kissed a girl in front of my wife
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? no
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood) yea when kicking someones ass
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? not necessarily
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? no
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? broken leg where bone was out of the leg
18. Are you a patriot? yea I guess
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). freedom
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? kill bill
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? kind of but i dont fully trust my ear yet
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? occasionally
23. Do you use them in the real world? no
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? too much
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? probably lower middle
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? smoking too much pot
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? yes unfortunatley
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? yes but there should be more suffering involved
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? the birth of my daughter
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail. no
31. Are you happy with your life? no
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? I don't think i even have any friends on UG
33. Have you ever made a racist joke? yes
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? no
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? depends
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? no its freakn dishonest
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail. yes
38. Who would win Superman or Batman? superman for sure
39. Do you dislike mainstream music? no some is ok
40. If so for what reason?
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? an attempt to be cool and to get HI
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? too many things to list
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? almost every day
44. Do you still watch cartoons? spongebob squarepants
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? yea
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? yes
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? pickin a winner right now
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? and the eve
49. Do you have any tattoos? just a few
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? no real reason just for the hell of it
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? usually
52. Ever been beaten up? several times but it has taken more than one person on all occasions
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? no there were plenty of witnesses
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? yep i hate a shart
55. Do you judge people by their appearance? sometimes
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? the hot one
57. Ever read the bible? no
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? yes but it didn't do any good
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? no
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter? taller
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? nothing
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? they close too many threads needlessly
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? yes
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? yes it was horrifying
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. no
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. probably a C
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. all around C
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs? for sure
69. Are you currently in debt? a lot
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot? Im american so I like American football
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most? erectile dysfunction ads
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. ummm
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? shamefully yes
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? yes who cares
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? live every day like its your last


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#29
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? no
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? hold it in
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? a few times, but then i went and googles them
4. How often do you change your underwear? daily
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? no
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? the choronicles of narnia. need i say more?
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? were is the proof
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? pleasure
9. Do you shave your nethers?yes
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way no
11. Ever had a near death experience? yes(car accident)
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? not sure
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? no
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood) probably
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? no
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? no
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? the aftermath of a car accident
18. Are you a patriot? no
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). canada(nothing else needs to be said)
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? Rush Hour
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? yes
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? no
23. Do you use them in the real world? no
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? ???
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? middle
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? my feet
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? no
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? yes
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? Amber dying in the last episode of House
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film? Film yes, song no
31. Are you happy with your life? yes
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? sure
33. Have you ever made a racist joke? no
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? no
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? no
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? no
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? no
38. Who would win Superman or Batman? Batman
39. Do you dislike mainstream music? yes
40. If so for what reason? made by people who think they can play intruments
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? -
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? fell in a pool with a white shirt on
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? no
44. Do you still watch cartoons? sometimes
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? no
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? no
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? years ago
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? yes
49. Do you have any tattoos?no(parents would kill me)
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? no
52. Ever been beaten up?no
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? no
55. Do you judge people by their appearance? sometimes
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? attractive
57. Ever read the bible? yes
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? no
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?no
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter? taller i'm 5'3
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? not sure
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? yea
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? yes
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? no
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details.no
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. A-
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs? no
69. Are you currently in debt? no
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot?no
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most? car ads
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. OMG, use that 4or 5 times a day
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?no
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? no
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?live the moment
#30
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail.
>If I ever got really fat, I'd get liposuction.
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in?
>Hold it in or just let it out slowly and silently.
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't?
>No.
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest.
>Daily
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail.
>TS is asking for incest stories?
6. What's your least favourite movie and why?
>I don't know, theres plenty of bad movies out there.
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief?
>No way there is some magical being in the sky. Doesn't sound possible.
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)?
>Haven't drank before, but for pleasure if I ever do.
9. Do you shave your nethers?
>Nethers?
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way?
>Religious Epiphone? No.
11. Ever had a near death experience?
>No, but I have funny stories about some
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.
> idk
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal?
>Probably, I almost thought that said stuffed animal.
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood)
>Probably
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone?
>Yeah, it's in self defense!
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point?
>Virigin
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed?
>Plenty of things, thanks 4chan.
18. Are you a patriot?
>F*ck yeah AMERICA!!!!
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).
>I do.
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie?
>Kung Pow
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear?
>Sort of.
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming?
>No.
23. Do you use them in the real world?
>Only when mocking
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?
>This question sucks.
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective?
>Middle
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw?
>pft idk
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time?
>Virgin
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty?
>Yes
29. What was the last thing that made you cry?
>Can't remember the last time I cried.
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail.
>Katatonia- Omerta brings a tear to my eye.
31. Are you happy with your life?
>Yeah
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)?
>I have 9 friends. Do you think so?
33. Have you ever made a racist joke?
>Yes.
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes?
>Yes.
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?
>Yes.
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?
>wat
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail.
>Probably not
38. Who would win Superman or Batman?
>Superman
39. Do you dislike mainstream music?
>Yes
40. If so for what reason?
>Its gay.
41. If you smoke then what really made you start?
>Sounded fun
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol?
>Haven't drank
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?
>Haha yeah
44. Do you still watch cartoons?
>On occasion
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think?
>Sometimes for the lulz
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it?
>Yes :S
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?
>Did when I was younger
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning?
>No I will when school starts
49. Do you have any tattoos?
>No
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
>It would depend on which tattoo. Tribal stripes= meaningless, but looking awesome, while some moral saying in Greek= meaningful, but doesn't look as badass
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting?
>Usually
52. Ever been beaten up?
>No
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
---
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?
>No
55. Do you judge people by their appearance?
>Sometimes, but I meet them anyway
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to?
>Attractive durrr
57. Ever read the bible?
>No
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?
>No
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?
>Virgin
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter?
>Taller
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG?
>Drum forum
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place?
>Sure. Pit mods can be a bit harsh on occasion, but it's pretty good usually.
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere?
>Probably
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex?
>No, thank god
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details.
>Don't think so
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.
>I'm awesome
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician.
>A++++++++++
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs?
>Class A...? Idk what those are, but probably
69. Are you currently in debt?
>No, quite the opposite
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot?
>No
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most?
>None
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail.
>Can't think of one right now, I know I have plenty though lol
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?
>They smell bad
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first?
>I try to look halfway decent
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?
>No regrets
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1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. I have before, boobs.

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#31
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. If my face got smashed in horribly and I look like a hobbit, maybe.
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Yeah but do it quietly
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Not that I can remember, I don't know why you'd lie about that
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. Everytime I get out of the shower, usually once every 2 days
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. No don't think so
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? Probably some teenager 14 year old girl movie with Hilary Duff, it gives me pains I cannot explain
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? I do not understand the question
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? Pleasure
9. Do you shave your nethers? Of course
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? No I'm not very religious
11. Ever had a near death experience? Yeah, broke my chestbone
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. Tons of small things every day, accidently loudly farting in class always sucks
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? Yeah, I do not like mosquitos
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Yeah, I'm not very fond of little kids either
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? Even if I was hit I wouldn't punch back, I'm just such a fag hippy
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? That's a weird question, unless I understand it wrong, that's the only way to do something new?
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? We had an accident with our car, a motorcycler rode into us at 90 mph when I was 7 or 8 years old, we were all okay but when I stepped out I saw the motorcyclist had a large wooden stick sticking all the way through his leg, I can't remember anything horrific from the last 10 years though.
18. Are you a patriot? Ehh
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? Anything with Jackie Chan
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? I can tune all the strings to eachother obviously so it will always sound good but I'm not able to tune a perfect E without having heard one before if that's what you mean
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? Used to
23. Do you use them in the real world? Never!
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Huh?
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Middle
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? Not being able to look into someones eyes long when talking to them, small fear of speaking in public, performing is no problem though cause I feel confident on stage
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? No
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? Definitely, I'm a great supporter of the death penalty
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? Bambi's mother
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail. Yeah some family stuff when I was 13 was really intense, and I think it was In My Darkest Hour by Megadeth that kind of hit that spot
31. Are you happy with your life? Could not be happier
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? No
33. Have you ever made a racist joke?Yeah, I think you should be able to laugh at anything, yourself included
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? Yeah
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?Yes, it's only joking
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?I don't understand what you mean by they needn't be, with a few exceptions I'm sure everyone deserves it, but that could just be the naive hippy in me talking
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail.Yes, but won't go into detail
38. Who would win Superman or Batman?Superman!
39. Do you dislike mainstream music?Most of it, especially the rappers and r&b singers who sing like a girl and think they sound sexy, same goes with the female singers
40. If so for what reason?It just bothers me that nobody seems to realise that they all sound exactly the same, (most of them) don't write their own music, and just want to shake their ass and tits on their videos to get known.
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? Don't smoke
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Kissed some girls who didn't want to be kissed a few years ago but I wouldn't try that now even if I was drunk as ever
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?I don't get depressed, life's too good, and I don't need any more attention
44. Do you still watch cartoons? South Park and Family Guy
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? I could but I don't think I would unless I had a good reason haha
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? Of course
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? I do, I hate blowing my nose
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? No, every evening
49. Do you have any tattoos? No
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? Quickly
52. Ever been beaten up? No, I never offend anyone
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?Haha don't think so
55. Do you judge people by their appearance?yes
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to?The attractive one
57. Ever read the bible? No
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?No
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?No
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter?No
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? The tabbing sheet, it's hard to line stuff up
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Yeah definitely
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere?Millions of times
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex?Yep, when I was 10
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details.No, at least not that anyone told me about
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.I'm creative, able to write good riffs, fairly technically skilled as a guitarist, know a decent ammount of theory, I do however not understand how the major scale works with building chords and can't read notes, so a little above average
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician.B
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs?No
69. Are you currently in debt?20 bucks to my girlfriend!
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot?No
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most?The housewives talking about how much activia has changed their life, it's just hilarious to watch how bad they can act and have to fake laugh at eachother, a 5 year old could see that's not real
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. Zowiezo I think, it means definitely at any costs, I say it alot I think
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?Yeah
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first?Yeah
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?Don't be an attention *****, don't be depressed, and don't complain about everything
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#32
Since I have nothing better to do with a fine Wednesday afternoon...

1) If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail.
- I wouldn't
2) Do you fart in public places or hold it in?
- I fart...
3) Ever read up on something just so you could join in on a thread about it?
- No, if I know nothing about the subject in question then I have no business there unless it is something very interesting
4) Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't?
- Once accidentally but it was more out of confusing them with a different band
5) What's your annual salary?
- Bugger all
6) How often do you change your underwear?....be honest.
- Every day
7) Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail.
- No, just no...
8) What's your least favourite movie and why?
- Meet The Spartans... Need I say more?
9) What religion do you belong to?
- Rastafari
10) What's your primary justification for your belief in that religion?
- I'm not explaining that in this tiny little bit of space
11) Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)?
- I don't drink anymore
12) Do you shave your nethers?
- No
13) Would you say you've ever had a religious epiphany in any way?
- Yes I would
14) Ever had a near death experience?
- Yes
15) Worst injury you've ever sustained?
- Got stabbed
16) Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.
- I'm not saying that...
17) Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal?
- No
18) Another human being? (Even in your childhood)
- Once yes but he rightly deserved what was coming to him and it was rather hilarious
19) Can you really bring yourself to throw a punch at someone?
- That depends on who it is and what they have done to me
20) Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone?
- Most of the time yes
21) Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point?
- No...
22) If you had to kill someone would you be able to do it?
- That depends entirely on the circumstances
23) What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed?
- I really don't want to think about it
24) Are you a patriot?
- Not to my country of birth no...
25) If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).
- Great? Its a ****hole...
26) Do you have out of reach musical ambitions?
- Not really... I play music for the value of the music not for any other reason
27) Do you support the war in Iraq?
- Most definitely not
28) What's your favourite martial arts movie?
- You know I don't think I have ever seen one
29) Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear?
- Not really
30) Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming?
- God no...
31) Do you use them in the real world?
- Occasionally when I mimic my friend who uses them in all seriousness
32) Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?
- Much to PC
33) Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective?
- Middle class
34) What would you say is your biggest flaw?
- I'm lazy as hell...
35) Have you ever cheated on someone?
- No
36) Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time?
- No
37) Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty?
- Thats a complicated issue... But although I don't believe it is our decision to make I can certainly see the plus sides.
38) Do you truly love your family?
- Yes
39) What was the last thing that made you cry?
- I don't remember
40) Have you ever cried over a song?
- No
41) Have you ever cried over a film?
- No
42) Are you happy with yourself?
- I would chance a couple of things but for the most part I'm happy as I am
43) Are you happy with your life?
- Pretty much
44) Do you spend too much time on the internet?
- Way too much
45) Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)?
- UG has a friends system?!
46) Are you racist towards any culture?
- Certainly not
47) Have you ever made a racist joke?
- Yes I have
48) Do you frequently make racist jokes?
- No
49) Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?
- If you tell the joke ironically then yes
50) Do you claim tax credit/ JSA or any other benefits?
- No
51) Do you think it's ok that some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?
- Of course its not ok
52) Do you have any physical or mental disabilities?
- No
53) Ever lied about your life to impress somebody?
- I have in the past but I've stopped doing it for obvious reasons
54) Who would win Superman or Batman?
- Umm... Lets look at this logically... Unless Batman suddenly acquires kryptonite edged bat throwy things then hes going to get raped...
55) Do you dislike mainstream music?
- For the most part yes.
56) If so for what reason?
- Certainly not for the reason that it is mainstream but because for the most part it is pretty terrible.
57) Do you smoke?
- Not tobacco...
58) If so what really made you start?
- Exam stress
59) What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol?
- I'm not going there...
60) Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?
- No
61) Do you still watch cartoons?
- If South Park counts then yes
62) Do your friends/ Relatives embarrass you?
- My mum does yes...
63) Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think?
- That depends entirely on what kind of public place it is and what you want me to shout
64) Do you swear too much?
- Probably
65) Do you check the toilet paper after using it?
- Before using it definitely
66) Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?
- Everybody does it
67) If so Do you eat/ Have you ever eaten what was in your nose?
- I don't remember it but I probably did when I was small
68) Do you brush your teeth every morning?
- Yes
69) Do you have any tattoos?
- No
70) If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
- N/A
71) Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting?
- Yes... And maybe whoever wrote this survey should too...
72) Do you actually enjoy the taste of spirits?
- No
73) Ever been beaten up?
- Yes
74) If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
- Why would I?
75) Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?
- No
76) Do you have a life plan?
- Several
77) Do you judge people by their appearance?
- Not usually
78) If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to?
- I have no idea....
79) Ever read the bible?
- Yes
80) If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?
- Sort of
81) Ever had sex for money?
- No
82) Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?
- No
83) How tall are you?
- I don't know exactly...
84) Would you like to be taller/ shorter?
- Maybe a bit taller
85) What's the first thing you'd change about UG?
- Try to clean up the Pit a bit... Call the troll fumigators, you know?
86) Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place?
- I'm not always convinced they are doing a good job but they do well enough. I've seen much worse
87) Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere?
- No
88) Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex?
- No
89) Ever had a distastefull knickname?
- No
90) Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.
- Amateurish
91) Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician.
- C+ at most
92) Ever taken any class A Drugs?
- Is Acid class A?
93) Are you currently in debt?
- No but I will be soon... Uni for the loss...
94) Are you a football/ rugby patriot?
- No
95) If you had to move countries where would you go?
- Holland
96) What advert on the tv irritates you the most?
- No idea
97) Do you have a phrase that you over-use?
- No
98) Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?
- Don't think so...
99) Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first?
- Definitely yes
100) What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?
"A spliff a day keeps the doctor away."

But in all seriousness, probably the quote from Haile Selassie I in my signature.
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
- H.I.M Haile Selassie I
Last edited by IDread at Aug 27, 2008,
#33
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. Yeah, for the black bags under my eyes.
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Wtf question is that? lol
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Nope
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. different pair a day.. like normal people.
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. Nope
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? Garfield. There's an hour of my life I'm never getting back.
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? Because if there was a god, he wouldn;='t have made my life hell when I was a christian. Atheism ftw
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? Enjoyy
9. Do you shave your nethers? Nope
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? No I'm atheist.
11. Ever had a near death experience? I've been nearly run over several times, but nah not really.
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. Did the official banana skin cartoon stlye slip on the ice rink when there were like hardly any people on the ice, but loads watching. There was a fit guy there too damnit
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? No that's mean
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Some guy dropped his own folder at school and tripped over it. I think he got quite badly hurt but I was too busy pissing myself laughing to notice.
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? Yeah
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? Nope
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? This kid at school broke his arm at the field and it was bleeding and bent the wrong way, it was horibble.
18. Are you a patriot? Not really.
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). Nailsea sucks balls.
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? Don't have one.
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? haha no
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? I say noob sometimes lol.. mostly in the sentence "I'm such a noob."
23. Do you use them in the real world? I say owned and noob in real life, yeah. I'm also starting to say 'lol' in real life. It's a bad habit, I should break it.
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Too PC
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Middle class
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? Pretty much everything about me.
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? I'm a virgin lol so no
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? Only if they murder like 30 people or something like that.
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? I upset one of my friends and felt really bad
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail. Not really. Only when I was little over Bambi lol
31. Are you happy with your life? Nope it pretty much sucks.
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? I used to. But I have a careful selection process <.< LOL
33. Have you ever made a racist joke? Not intentionally.
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? Nope
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Depends.B]
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? Who gives a ****?
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail. Not really.
38. Who would win Superman or Batman? Superman lol
39. Do you dislike mainstream music? What is 'mainstream'?
40. If so for what reason? Someone tell me what it is first please.
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? I don't.
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Never been drunk.
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Yes
44. Do you still watch cartoons? Yes
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? Yeah.
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? No
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? No
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? Yes
49. Do you have any tattoos? No but I want a heart on my shoulder.
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? -
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? Depends what I'm posting.
52. Ever been beaten up? Nope.
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? -
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? Nope
55. Do you judge people by their appearance? Not really. I mean if you had to talk to one of two people and one was good looking and the other wasn't, you'd talk to the good looking one, wouldn't you?
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? OMG I just scrolled down I am very psychic.
57. Ever read the bible? A bit of it. I did not like.
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? Nope.
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? Nope
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter? Shorter
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Dunno
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? They're ok
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? Once lol
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? No
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. No
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. I don't play any instruments I need money to buy a guitar.
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. U-
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs? Nope
69. Are you currently in debt? Nope
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot? Nope
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most? Orangina one.. WTF?
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. So's your face.
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? Nope.
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? NEVER
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Meh.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#34
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? Liposuction a tiny bit if the risks weren't so high.
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Depends
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Not intentionally
4. How often do you change your underwear? Every day
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? No.
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? Hotel. Too many tits.
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? Just not been brought up to be religious, and I'm not a believer?
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? I drink if I feel like doing so, because I like to?
9. Do you shave your nethers? Aye
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? No.
11. Ever had a near death experience? Not quite
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? I won't remember. Nothing ever too embarrassing.
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? No. NEVER.
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Aye
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? No.
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? Yes
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? People I care about, crying.
18. Are you a patriot? Not really.
19. If so what makes your country so great? Errr.... Blackpool?
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? Don't really have a favourite
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? Heck no
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? Occasionally
23. Do you use them in the real world? Occasionally
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Both, in different circumstances
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? lower.
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? Stubborn as a mule.
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? No!
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? Yes.
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? Finding Out True Love Is Blue by Louis XIV
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film? Plenty. I mean like... all the time more recently it was Purple Rain
31. Are you happy with your life? sometimes
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? No, I usually don't add people, they add me.
33. Have you ever made a racist joke? Probably, no seriously though. More like taking the piss out of that sort of joke... I know what I mean
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? No.
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? No.
36. Do you think it's ok that some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? Yes. Poo'eds.
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Nope. I try not to lie generally.
38. Who would win Superman or Batman? Batmannnn
39. Do you dislike mainstream music? No.
40. If so for what reason? N/A
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? Never smoked a cigarette
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Probably rolled around in someone's yard stating that I need sex. Gotta love it
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Yeah but because it helps.
44. Do you still watch cartoons? Hell yes.
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? Possibly?
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? No
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? I'm sure most people have
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? Uusually yeah
49. Do you have any tattoos? 8
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? I like them, although some were partially because they're addictive and I neeeeeded them :|
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? yes
52. Ever been beaten up? not in a long while
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? Exaggerate, and no.
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? Nope.
55. Do you judge people by their appearance? Generally not
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unpleasant to the eye which would you talk to? Depends on who they were?
57. Ever read the bible? Nope
58. If not religious ever seeked religious help in a crisis? No but I suppose I've hoped for things
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? No, but someone attempted to bribe me O__O
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter? I'm fine as I am
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? Less flaming.
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Yeah they do a good job
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? ...what? Does the question even make sense?
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? No. Just no. Thank goodness.
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? Aaaahahaha. Sticky. My ol' friend Amber was odd. Bloody love her though.
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. Poor at having drive to stick at instruments, decent at electronic shizzle when I'm in the mood.
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. Lol! Nahhh.
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs? Possibly? Not sure what classes they are. Hang on. *checks* Yep ://
69. Are you currently in debt? Only a little
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot? Nehhh
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most? The one where the baby's wee goes everywhere when the Dad changes it's nappy.
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? 'Lol', '**** it', 'bollocks' oooops
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? no!
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? Not entirely no.
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? You only live once, don't limit yourself entirely.
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#35
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail.
No
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in?
Depends if there are people around.
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't?
No, why would I do that?
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest.
When I need to.
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail.
People think about every conceivable thing, it's impossible not to. Anyone who denies this is lying.
6. What's your least favourite movie and why?
Weird Science, because it sucks balls.
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief?
No one can justify a religion, or prove it wrong.
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)?
Because I like to get drunk.
9. Do you shave your nethers?
I pluck.
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way?
No.
11. Ever had a near death experience?
No.
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.
Erm, I don't know, there's to many from my childhood to name to pick one.
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal?
Yes.
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood)
Yes.
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone?
I try to get the advantage early.
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point?
I haven't.
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed?
I don't think there's anything that bad I've witnessed.
18. Are you a patriot?
Not really.
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).
It's done more for the world than your country.
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie
Enter The Dragon
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear?
No.
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming?
No
23. Do you use them in the real world?
No
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?
... What?
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective?
I'm a working class hero.
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw?
My left ankle.
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time?
No
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty?
Yes
29. What was the last thing that made you cry?
When I was drunk I think, long time a go anyway.
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail.
I almost do, I avoid films that make me cry though, I don't see how that's good to watch.
31. Are you happy with your life?
I'm not unhappy.
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)?
No.
33. Have you ever made a racist joke?
Yes.
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes?
No.
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?
No.
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?
No.
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail.
I don't think so. I should start doing that actually.
38. Who would win Superman or Batman?
Batman, Superman can has his weaknesses.
39. Do you dislike mainstream music?
Some are good.
40. If so for what reason?
41. If you smoke then what really made you start?
I don't
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol?
Fell over... A couple of times.
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?
No.
44. Do you still watch cartoons?
Yeah.
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think?
Yeah.
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it?
Yeah.
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?
Sometimes.
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning?
Yes.
49. Do you have any tattoos?
Nos.
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?


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#36
1. Nope
2. Whenever I do have to fart I usually can't hold it in.
3. Nope
4. Everyday
5. Nope
6. Starship Troopers 2 - Most horrible disappointment of a sequel ever. The acting sucked, the characters sucked and the story sucked.
7. Logic and common sense
8. Only at parties, to have fun that is
9. Yup
10. Nope, other than the constant contemplation as to why a people are religious
11. Don't think so...
12. Can't remember
13. Nope
14. Yup
15. Haven't been in a fight in 6 years, and I've never started any
16. Nope
17. Not sure
18. Nope
19. The only thing I like about Norway is the living standard
20. Kung Fu Hustle
21. Never tried
22. Depends on situation
23. Depends on situation
24. Never think of it
25. Middle classe
26. Procrastination
27. Nope
28. Yes.
29. Reading a note that my little sister dropped into my grandmothers casket
30. Nope
31. Yup
32. Nope
33. Yup, never intentionally
34. Yup, never intentionally
35. The reason to that I do it is because I often stick my foot in my mouth, wether or not doing it intetionally just for the sake or fun of not is something I haven't decided upon.
36. Nope
37. Nope
38. Logic dictates Superman, unless Batman can get his hands on some cryptonite. In which case he will pwn.
39. I like what I like, no more no less. I couldn't give a shit about main stream or not.
40. 39
41. Don't smoke
42. Vomiting on the street
43. Yup
44. To a certain degree
45. Depends on sitation
46. Rarely, but it happens
47. Yup
48. Nope. I do brush every day though.
49. Nope
50. Don't have any, would like to get one.
51. Yup
52. Nope, I run to fast.
53. Nope
54. Nope
55. To a certain degree
56. Depends on the people
57. Most if it.
58. Nope, because I wasn't religious before I started to read the Bible, and I'm more against Christianity now after having read it
59. Nope
60. Taller
61. Removal of cencorship, not sure what else to do.
62. To a certain degree, could be better, could be worse
63. Nope
64. Nope
65. Nope
66. Okayish, not sure now though as one of my acoustic guitar (the good one) is stringless, the other is a hunk of dung, and my sister broke my amp, so I haven't really played anything special since April
67. B-
68. Nope
69. Nope
70. Nope
71. Every single one.
72. I have several phrases for different situation, but I can't be bothered with the details.
73. Nope
74. Yup
75. Freewill. Not really an advice, but the best way of living. Most of the world does not have freewill (because of something I won't discuss here), only the illusion of it.
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
#37
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail. Yes, my nose is mishapen
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in? Fart. Loudly.
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't? Nope.
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest. Every two days...
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail. Noo.
6. What's your least favourite movie and why? Citizen Kane. Too dull...
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief? I can't believe there's a God?
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)? To enjoy
9. Do you shave your nethers? Trim
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way? Nope
11. Ever had a near death experience? Almost drowned when I was 3 thanks to a clumsy Uncle.
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really. Crapped myself in front of the class when I was 7
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal? Probably.
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood) Most likely.
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone? Nope.
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point? Whaa? No.
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed? Someone got bottle smashed over their head..Not too bad.
18. Are you a patriot? Not really.
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less). -----
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie? Don't watch them.
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear? Only guitar and bass.
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming? Nope.
23. Do you use them in the real world? Yes.
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough? Too PC.
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective? Middle.
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw? No idea.
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time? No.
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty? Yes.
29. What was the last thing that made you cry? Can't remember.
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail. Nope.
31. Are you happy with your life? Very.
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)? Nope, hence the reason I have 0 friends.
33. Have you ever made a racist joke? Yes.
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes? No.
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist? Yes.
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be? No.
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail. Nope.
38. Who would win Superman or Batman? Superman, Batman has no powers.
39. Do you dislike mainstream music? Nope.
40. If so for what reason?
41. If you smoke then what really made you start? I was stressed, stopped after a week, my friends didn't approve.
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol? Got naked....
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression? Yep.
44. Do you still watch cartoons? Yep.
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think? I could.
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it? Yes (LOL)
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose? All the time.
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning? Nein. Most mornings though.
49. Do you have any tattoos? No
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool? ----
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting? If it's a short post then yes.
52. Ever been beaten up? Aye.
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it? Probably.
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)? See number 12
55. Do you judge people by their appearance? Sometimes
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to? Attractive.
57. Ever read the bible? Nope, cept in RE when we get forced to.
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis? No.
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you? No, I'm usually stronger j/k.
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter? Taller
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG? The amount of nobs.
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place? Yep
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere? No.
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex? NO.
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details. I haven't.
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me. Not as good as I could be due to the fact I barely know any theory.
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician. D
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs? Nope.
69. Are you currently in debt? Nope.
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot? Nope.
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most? That advert for the Peugeot or Citroen cars with the really fat kids. I hate them.
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail. Yes, 'What a nob.' I use it too much.
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards? No... Why would you do that?
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first? If I'm in a hurry.
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by? Live every day as if it's your last.
The Libertines
#38
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail.
nah, im fine with my looks

2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in?
fart it out XD

3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't?
no

4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest.
i dont wear underwear =D

5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail.
no...**** disgusting lol

6. What's your least favourite movie and why?
"the mist" because its anoying

7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief?
none, i dont need to justify what i believe in

8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)?
both

9. Do you shave your nethers?
yep

10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way?
some time ago

11. Ever had a near death experience?
no

12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.
im very shy and usually never do anyting, but ive discovered alcohol recently and i dont really remember anything but im sure ive been doing some very embarassing things lol

13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal?
yes =(

14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood)
yes =(

15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone?
yes

16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point?
no

17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed?
a dog sleeping under a car, the guy starts it and slowly runs over the agonizing dog

18. Are you a patriot?
im brasillian, not at all =\

19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).


20. What's your favourite martial arts movie?
anywthing with jackie chan on it

21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear?
yes

22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming?
yes lol

23. Do you use them in the real world?
no, you n00b

24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?
both

25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective?
middle

26. What would you say is your biggest flaw?
im way too ****ing shy

27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time?
no

28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty?
yes

29. What was the last thing that made you cry?
cant remember, its been a long time

30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail.
no

31. Are you happy with your life?
not yet, as soon as i get into college, yes

32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)?
i never had enough patience to go around those profiles

33. Have you ever made a racist joke?
yes

34. Do you frequently make racist jokes?
yes

35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?
yes, its a joke ffs

36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?
yes

37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail.
no

38. Who would win Superman or Batman?
batman already won, he took superman underground where he couldnt draw power from the sun, then, exposed him to kryptonite

39. Do you dislike mainstream music?
some of it

40. If so for what reason?
well, most of it sucks

41. If you smoke then what really made you start?
no smoke

42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol?
i dont remember

43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?
no

44. Do you still watch cartoons?
yes

45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think?
nop

46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it?
lol wut ¿....yes

47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?
yes

48. Do you brush your teeth every morning?
not every, but "yes" lol

49. Do you have any tattoos?
no

50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?


51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting?
no

52. Ever been beaten up?
no

53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
no

54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?
yes lol

55. Do you judge people by their appearance?
sometimes

56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to?
both, its just talk anyway

57. Ever read the bible?
yes, lord of the rings is better

58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?
no

59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?
no

60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter?
no

61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG?
nothing

62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place?
yes

63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere?
no

64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex?
no

65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details.
nop

66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.
advanced, not advanced enough, started on popular songs now 100% classical player

67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician.
B+

68. Ever taken any class A Drugs?
no

69. Are you currently in debt?
no

70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot?
no

71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most?
none, i barely watch TV at all

72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail.
nop

73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?
who didnt !

74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first?
yes

75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?
carpe diem, its cliche for a good reason
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#40
1. If you could would you consider cosmetic surgery? If yes, Give detail.
No, I'm happy with what I've got.
2. Do you fart in public places or hold it in?
Depends how public.
3. Ever lied and said you've heard of a band that you haven't?
Only once or twice
4. How often do you change your underwear?....be honest.
Every day
5. Ever had a sexual thought (however harmless) about a relative? Detail.
God no
6. What's your least favourite movie and why?
Godfather, it's just so boring.
7. What's your primary justification for your religeous/ non-religeous belief?
The way I was brought up and my own decisions later on
8. Do you drink alcohol for pleasure or out of misery? (to enjoy or to get pissed)?
Pleasure
9. Do you shave your nethers?
Nope.
10. Would you say you've ever had a religeous epiphany in any way?
I guess so
11. Ever had a near death experience?
No
12. Most embarassing thing you've ever done? ....really.
Maybe another time!
13. Ever laughed at the suffering of an animal?
Kind of....
14. Another human being? (Even in your childhood)
Yes!
15. Do you have to be hit first to throw a punch at someone?
I never fight.
16. Ever let someone perform anything sexual with you that you would NEVER have let anyone do before that point?
Yeah otherwise you just wouldn't have had sex.
17. What's the most horrific thing you've ever witnessed?
A girl being beaten by her boyfriend and his friend.
18. Are you a patriot?
Not really
19. If so what maks your country so great? (In 30 words or less).
20. What's your favourite martial arts movie?
Enter the Dragon!
21. Can you tune an instrument entirely by ear?
Aye
22. Do you use the words 'noob' and 'pwned' when foruming?
Nah
23. Do you use them in the real world?
Nah
24. Do you think the worlds too 'PC' or not 'PC' enough?
Too PC
25. Are you upper, middle, or lower-class from your own perspective?
Lower and happy
26. What would you say is your biggest flaw?
My urge to chronicle human folly
27. Have you ever slept with someone you didn't find attractive at the time?
Sadly yes
28. Do you believe under certain circumstances some people deserve the death penalty?
Yes
29. What was the last thing that made you cry?
When I got in a severe financial rut.
30. Have you ever cried over a song/ film?Detail.
Yes, The Green Mile
31. Are you happy with your life?
Extremely
32. Do you add or have you ever added people on UG for the sake of adding more friends (Truthfully)?
Not really, I only add them to talk to on MSN to be honest.
33. Have you ever made a racist joke?
Only mildly ones
34. Do you frequently make racist jokes?
No
35. Do you think it's ok to make racist jokes and claim to not be racist?
Yeah
36. Do you think it's ok tha some people are living off the tax payers money when they needn't be?
Yes and it winds me up
37. Ever lied abouty our life to impress somebody? Detail.
No
38. Who would win Superman or Batman?
Probably Batman
39. Do you dislike mainstream music?
Define Mainstream
40. If so for what reason?
41. If you smoke then what really made you start?
Peer pressure. second time was a saturday afternoon at Ikea
42. What's the most embarassing thing you've done whilst under the influence of alcohol?
Lets not go there.
43. Ever listened to a song simply because you deemed it appropriate to your state of depression?
No, I listen to happier songs when upset.
44. Do you still watch cartoons?
Sometimes
45. Could you shout at the top of your lungs in a public place without caring what the people around you think?
Always do
46. Do you check the toilet paper after using it?
What kind of sick question is that?
47. Do you pick/ have you ever picked your nose?
Yes, not constantly
48. Do you brush your teeth every morning?
And every night
49. Do you have any tattoos?
3 at the moment, getting more
50. If so, was there any real reason behind it, or did you just get it for the sake of it/ to look cool?
They signify events in my life, kind of a reminder of things.
51. Do you check over your grammar and spelling before posting?
Sometimes
52. Ever been beaten up?
Indeed
53. If so did you 'exadurate the truth' about it?
No
54. Ever accidentally shat yourself (I'm not talking about as a baby)?
Haha! No
55. Do you judge people by their appearance?
Depends.
56. If you had the choice of talking to two people, one attractive and one unplesant to the eye which would you talk to?
Whoever is more interesting
57. Ever read the bible?
Not all of it
58. If not religeous ever seeked religeous help in a crisis?
59. Ever bribed someone to have sex with you?
No
60. Would you like to be taller/ shorter?
I'm very happy as I am
61. What's the first thing you'd change about UG?
Some rules on using cat picture. I don't like cats!
62. Are you happy that the moderators/ admins are doing a good job with this place?
I'm very happy with one in particular.
63. Ever pretended someone was funny to be sincere?
No
64. Ever walked in on your mother/ father having sex?
No
65. Ever had a distastefull knickname? give details.
Northern c**t (at work as I was the only northerner)
66. Evaluate yourself as a musician for me.
Play many instruments with a great degree of skill, National Diploma in Music Practice
67. Give yourself a grade from A to F on your skills as a musician.
A
68. Ever taken any class A Drugs?
No
69. Are you currently in debt?
Yes
70. Are you a football/ rugby patriot?
A bit with football
71. What advert on the tv irritates you the most?
PI HELPLINE!!!!!!
72. Do you have a phrase that you over-use? Detail.
No
73. Ever scratched your arse and smelt your fingers afterwards?
No
74. Will you leave the house without grooming yourself first?
Usually do.
75. What would you consider the best advice to live your life by?
Alway think before you do or money doesn't buy happiness.
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