#1
when you read the song titles of Anal C*nt songs?


cuz given the correct dosage of boredom
ill be on the floor with titles such as

= I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

= I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

= I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die

= You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your D*ck

= You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling F*g

and I dont need anyone to tell me im f*cked in the head
or i've lost a few screws cuz im already aware of this
#3
no...
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#6
No...listen to Opie and Anthony if you want funny offensive stuff
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#7
You're not quirky/unique because you 'lost a few screws.' You're just an annoying kid.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#9
Yes. It really does.
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#11
Nah
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#12
not really, no.
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#15
I'm listening to Anal C*nt for the first time right now. I love it when bands don't take themselves seriously. Like Tenacious D. The music is good, but the lyrics are just for fun. My friend and I starting a death metal band, and we're doing most of the lyrics in 1337speak, and we're going to have Microsoft Sam do some vocals too.
#17
I just listened to "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In the Stomach"

LYRICS:
I thought you were a fat chick
Then I realized you were pregnant
I thought it would be funny if your baby died
So I kicked you in the stomach

[Chorus:]
I kicked you, your baby's dead [x3]
Ha ha ha, your baby's dead

There were no stairs to throw you down
There was no roof to throw you off
There were no coat hangers around
So I kicked you in the stomach

[Chorus]

Lol, wow. These are probably the funniest lyrics I've ever read. I'm going to buy an Anal C*nt CD whenever I get a job.


EDIT: Another one I just listened to..

I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler

i kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine"
when we got there i sold him to a chinese restaurant

i punched every girl i saw in the face
on the way to the booth to vote for hitler

[chorus:]
i went back in time and voted for hitler[x 4]

repeat first verse

[chorus]

i just voted for adolf hitler[x 4]

Last edited by frottage at Aug 27, 2008,
#18
Just like some cannibal corpse songs?
Like Entraills ripped from a virgin's c*nt, F*cked by a knife, Addicted to Vaginal Skin, and who can forget I Cum Blood. But cannibal corpse are actually seriopus about it where anal c*nt are joking, i guess.
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But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#19
And you just lost the game son.
**** I just lost the game son.
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The most truth I've heard in the pit.
ever.
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#21
Quote by frottage
I just listened to "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In the Stomach"

LYRICS:
I thought you were a fat chick
Then I realized you were pregnant
I thought it would be funny if your baby died
So I kicked you in the stomach

[Chorus:]
I kicked you, your baby's dead [x3]
Ha ha ha, your baby's dead

There were no stairs to throw you down
There was no roof to throw you off
There were no coat hangers around
So I kicked you in the stomach

[Chorus]

Lol, wow. These are probably the funniest lyrics I've ever read. I'm going to buy an Anal C*nt CD whenever I get a job.


EDIT: Another one I just listened to..

I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler

i kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine"
when we got there i sold him to a chinese restaurant

i punched every girl i saw in the face
on the way to the booth to vote for hitler

[chorus:]
i went back in time and voted for hitler[x 4]

repeat first verse

[chorus]

i just voted for adolf hitler[x 4]




#22
I lol'd at how one guy in the pit tries to be all serious and say "no", and all the rest just follows him. Kinda makes it lame.

And yes, I do find those song titles hilarious.

Haha Anal ****, haha.
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#24
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You're not quirky/unique because you 'lost a few screws.' You're just an annoying kid.



oh sh*t I forgot the that I wrote that in my post that I was unique and " quirky" wtf?

and im pretty sure im much older than you
#25
Right, does **** like this get signed to record labels and stuff? Do people go out and buy albums like this? Is it meant to be a joke?

I can't figure this out.
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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#26
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Right, does **** like this get signed to record labels and stuff? Do people go out and buy albums like this? Is it meant to be a joke?

I can't figure this out.



you know im not quite sure if they are serious about their career. but the songs are pretty much for shock/laugh value in my opinion
#27
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And you just lost the game son.
**** I just lost the game son.

AGHHH cut it out with that!! The game drives me nuts. Damn it I lost, it makes me so sad to know i will never in my life win it.
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
#29
Seth Putnam is a very sexually frustrated man.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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