#1
Okay so I have a physical coming up in a few hours that I' nervous about. I mean they just freak me out for some reason. Does anyone know of something that will make me relax in there because I'm really nervous... Oh and do they take urine samples when you have those? Those just mess with my head.
#2
Take lots of drugs, smoke a 20-pack, and have a few whiskeys.
That'll calm you down, but the doctor mightn't think you're that healthy.
#3
if you have a hot she-doctor give it, chew some gum when they feel on your balls. it helps
#4
They don't care if you smoke pot.
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Take lots of drugs, smoke a 20-pack, and have a few whiskeys.
That'll calm you down, but the doctor mightn't think you're that healthy.


That is so totally not a proper conjuction.
#7
pop a woody to freak em out
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#8
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That is so totally not a proper conjuction.


'Tis if yer Irish. Alrigh'?
#10
Last time I was at the doctor they took some blood from me and since I hadn't eaten at all the whole day, I passed out.

It was actually pretty cool.
#11
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'Tis if yer Irish. Alrigh'?


Go back to the bar you potato plumper.
#12
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Go back to the bar you potato plumper.


It's called a pub fool!

Also, TS should go to a pub before the the doctor - perfect place to relax!
#14
Complain of numbness in your back and you'll get two fingers up your arse.

Its... breath taking.
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Complain of numbness in your back and you'll get two fingers up your arse.

Its... breath taking.



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Complain of numbness in your back and you'll get two fingers up your arse.

Its... breath taking.

Nothing like putting a few fingers up someone's arse, eh?
#17
last physical I had a kind of cute girl doctor

but don't worry it's not like they are doing stuff to you. Just making sure you are healthy.
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*waits for you gonna get raped picture*
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#20
If he has both hands on your shoulders while doing your prostate exam he loves you.
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If he has both hands on your shoulders while doing your prostate exam he loves you.

haha

I'm hoping that doesn't hapen... but thanks for the lulz, I'll be sure to remember that in there.