#3
It reminds me of an episode of William's Wish Wellingtons where he was in a chariot race and he had to dangle a carrot in front of his donkey-steed to get it to run. William won, all was well and I was happy. Joyous times.

All in all, very good.
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It reminds me of an episode of William's Wish Wellingtons where he was in a chariot race and he had to dangle a carrot in front of his donkey-steed to get it to run. William won, all was well and I was happy. Joyous times.

All in all, very good.


Cheers dude!

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It reminds me of an episode of William's Wish Wellingtons where he was in a chariot race and he had to dangle a carrot in front of his donkey-steed to get it to run. William won, all was well and I was happy. Joyous times.

All in all, very good.

Williams Wish Wellingtons was made of pure win.
#9
You know the biggest fault of that whole concept?
Fat people are meant to be extremely lazy. Lazy people lie down a lot. Lie down with that thing pointing to the sky and the fat person doesn't even need to lift up their arms to eat.

Has been used in many a comedy sketch.
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#10
Lol you don't watch family guy do you?

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#12
How fat do you have to be where you can't raise your arms and grab the attachment device?

McCain couldn't grab it either
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#14
Great idea Jackolas but are you able to attach other items of food ? As i don't like hotdogs.

If so i will buy 3.
#15
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Lol you don't watch family guy do you?



i was getting ready to say that. and chris still figured out a way to beat your system...

he laid down...
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#16
that should go on the you laugh you lose thread! or asianface it
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You know the biggest fault of that whole concept?
Fat people are meant to be extremely lazy. Lazy people lie down a lot. Lie down with that thing pointing to the sky and the fat person doesn't even need to lift up their arms to eat.

Has been used in many a comedy sketch.

So don't use string, use something rigid. Problem solved!
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#18
At first, I thought this was a stupid thread...

I guess since you're an 04'er this is cool.

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#19
Aah, Jackolas, you've been becoming cooler every day. First you changed your avatar to the cool kitty and now you come up with this!

Keep up the good work mate!!
#21
i want a hotdog now!
i hate you!


its good though.

its crudeness made me laugh
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#23
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Hey, it's worth a try.


I'm still skinny as fuck though, the weights probably from heavy drinking at a festival.
#25
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Aah, Jackolas, you've been becoming cooler every day. First you changed your avatar to the cool kitty and now you come up with this!

Keep up the good work mate!!


Ta.