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my best friend is at my ex's house, i hate her and my best mate knows how I much i hate her, to the point that he started rumors about her pleasuring herself with a carrot
he's at her house now alone and he lied to me about it.

time for some SERIOUS payback, give me ideas pit, right now all i can think about doing is beating the **** out of him, but i want something more sinister which will make me feel a hell of a lot better and him a hell of a lot worse.

inb4 rape.
I got stabbed in the hand, but I didn't make a thread about it..

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How do you physically download an album? Like run your computer off a dynamo on an exercise bike?
you forgot to inb4 i cum blood
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You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

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But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
inb4 rape.

dude, you're the TS, of course you're in B4 the rape
Do or do not, there is no try. - Albus Dumbledore
Get over it. If you hate her so much what do you care?
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What did you get stabbed with? a knife? is it still in your back? if possible dont pull it out because it will cause you to bleed. just have someone drive you to the emergency room right away and let the doctors remove it.
umm, let it go? let her be his problem
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It's sad how the love drug is corrupted with so much bullshit
Rub a biscuit on his shoes.

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The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

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Get over it. If you hate her so much what do you care?

+1, everyone doesn't have to be fighting your battles for you.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever

he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
Nobody gives a ****? You sound like a group of 14 year old girls.

"And he was like OMG and she was totally angry at him"
"Like OMG I so want him to so not fancy me"
"No Way, he's well ugly"
"Like I know OMG lol"
Settle it with Fishticuffs my good man.
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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
because he says one thing to me and does something else, thats being 2 faced, something which a friend doesnt do, on top of that i've said no to his ex before.

she cheated on me, stole my money and leeched off me
how do you know he isn't planning some epic prank that will ruin her life because he's your bestest bud. he might have lied to you to keep it a surprise.

but seriously though, get over it.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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Yeah. people, like Lemoninfluence, are hypocrites and should have all their opinions invalidated from here on out.
Misleading thread title. I thought you literally got stabbed. With a knife. Or a carrot.
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How are you so fucking awesome at music?

I hate my ex, but if my best friend gets with her, then damn... I wish him luck!

If she broke up with you to be with him, then I'd be pissed. What's more important to you? Your friendship, or your ex?
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Pleasure yourself with a carrot.

I was gunna say that.

+1 good sir.
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jealous? you clearly still have feelings for her
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enjoy being reported for harrasment

LazyGuitar was a mod btw

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you dont know how much this new found ability to get porn means to me. Woooh!
Grow the f@ck up, maybe? He has no reason to hate her, except for the fact that YOU hate her.
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i love you more than words can express jean.

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inb4 rape.

youre dumb
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rageagainst64 you are a legend!
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Grow up???


So maybe your friend started to become friends with her now? Who cares, if you hate her so much it shouldn't be a big deal. Just let them be friends.
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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

COOL. Get over it. You don't control his life.
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& alaskan_ninja

whatever, you guys really don't know the situation, i asked for suggestions on how to get the mother****er not to get over it, the problem is with him not her.
here's what you should do

go down to the pawnshop and buy a bazooka(every pawnshop has one)
load that sh*t and point it in thei're general direction.
pull the trigger.. then duck and cover

problem solved... well the police will probably get you and the pawnshop will probably refuse to sell you anymore bazooka's in the future.
she's your EX girlfriend
You don't like her
SHE's single (or at least not dating you)
So where did your mate backstab you? And if your m8 would hate his ex gf and you'd have a crush on her, wouldn't you do the same thing? I sure as hell would
metallica92 ?? you give Metallica a bad name mate.

Grow up
dude ?? have you ever had a casual coversation while having sex??

" so erm .. wot do you think of bbc1 ?"
" AAHHHH SH*T !!!! SH*T !!!!! "

Sex is over-rated. I prefer Pokemon Diamond.


I have an idea...

but then again... I don't like your whining.

So i'll keep it to myself.

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The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
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Rub a biscuit on his shoes.

Well done sir
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whatever, you guys really don't know the situation, i asked for suggestions on how to get the mother****er not to get over it, the problem is with him not her.

The f*ck are you on son? You say you hate her and he started rumors about her. I think he's doing you the favor.

Why do you hate him if he's doing YOU the favor?
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