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#1
So I saw this thing on tv and it turns out there is like a giant counter-culture vampires that really consider themselves vampires. They dont all drink blood but some do and most of them just "mentally" transfer energy. Bu the creepy thing about it is that they're everywhere. Someone of them work in the FBI and stuff. I just wondered if anyone here knew this or could explain why freaks do this.
#2
I can show you if you'd like. Meet me in the back alley in 5 minutes. Wash up first.
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#4
*sits in back alley*...c'mon...kensai where the hell are you?
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#5
People are weird. Deal with it.
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#6
yeh aparently vampires are real

I watched this thing on youtube about it
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I can show you if you'd like. Meet me in the back alley in 5 minutes. Wash up first.



NO! bad Kensai *throws garlic at kensai*
#9
I saw this thing on TV where a bunch of people believe that a cosmic zombie jew is their overlord and they have to eat his flesh and drink his blood to swear allegiance to his almighty father who impregnated a virgin. Someone of them work in the FBI and stuff. I just wondered if anyone here knew this or could explain why freaks do this.



it's a lifestyle choice, why does anyone do anything?
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this is why I never wash my neck.
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I was at a Christian camp last year and there was a chick there who practiced witchcraft.

Does not compute.
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People are weird. Deal with it.
I was at a Christian camp last year and there was a chick there who practiced witchcraft.



Lolpear?
#16
i was watching this show about people that believe some evil alien lord froze aliens, dumped them in our volcanoes, and their souls are what cause our depression and fears and stuff...what was it again...oh yeah. south park.
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i was watching this show about people that believe some evil alien lord froze aliens, dumped them in our volcanoes, and their souls are what cause our depression and fears and stuff...what was it again...oh yeah. south park.



Scientology joke. Very funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA


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#20
There's one that graduated from my school last year. If she wasn't so crazy, I'd seriously call the police on her. She's threatened multiple people I know with her powers, and even said that she was going to try to take my friend's cancer out of remission (which was honestly the most awful thing I've ever read in my life). I might post her facebook note saying all this later, but it'd take me a while to censor out all the names.
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#22
Ok I consider myself to be Japanese. Can I do freaky stuff and look cool now?
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#23
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No guys serriously. Look heres a support site for people who think they might be vampires.
http://www.sanguinarius.org/intro.shtml


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I contracted Porphyric Hemophilia, but I was able to get to an altar within three days.



haha

Thank god you had more fame than infamy, otherwise you would be screwed
#26
Good thing i read the Twilight series so I already knew about this shiet...
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#27
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haha

Thank god you had more fame than infamy, otherwise you would be screwed


I tried, but I forgot I had a bounty on my head for kicking Fargoth in the face I was slaughtered by guards before reaching the church door.

An ex of mine used to go out with a "vampire". He was subsequently arrested for being a paedophile. She was overage though.

EDIT: Looks like he was released: link
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I tried, but I forgot I had a bounty on my head for kicking Fargoth in the face I was slaughtered by guards before reaching the church door.

An ex of mine used to go out with a "vampire". He was subsequently arrested for being a paedophile. She was overage though.

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#29
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I tried, but I forgot I had a bounty on my head for kicking Fargoth in the face I was slaughtered by guards before reaching the church door.

An ex of mine used to go out with a "vampire". He was subsequently arrested for being a paedophile. She was overage though.



haha

God Fargoth's annoying
#31
Oh yeah, I'm taking a Slavic Vampirism class in school (shut up, it fulfills a foreign culture requirement ) and we were going over "Psychic Vampires" and the likes. You'd think that it's interesting, but it really isn't.

What's worse is that most of the people in the class are obese gothic chicks who make my pee-pee sad.
#32
The amount of blood-borne illness in that particular community must be mind-boggling. AIDS, Hepatitis, the list goes on.
#33
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People are weird. Deal with it.
I was at a Christian camp last year and there was a chick there who practiced witchcraft.

did you shove a cross up her ass?
it always works for me.

i just foundt his and the number made me laugh SOOO HARD
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#34
Drinking the blood from one's innocent, helpless body... it's an act of romance or lust.

Blood. It's not just the taste that gets my eyes fluttering. It's the way the blood flows. Sure, it's a mess. But the feel of that rose-red trickling, lovely, elegantly from the sides of my mouth gets my heart howling.

You can taste them too. It's an act that's more than sex. It's better than sex. Drinking one's blood is like spending a lifetime with them.

The taste of blood... it's love. It's sex. It's more than life's desire...
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
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I contracted Porphyric Hemophilia, but I was able to get to an altar within three days.




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#36
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Drinking the blood from one's innocent, helpless body... it's an act of romance or lust.

Blood. It's not just the taste that gets my eyes fluttering. It's the way the blood flows. Sure, it's a mess. But the feel of that rose-red trickling, lovely, elegantly from the sides of my mouth gets my heart howling.

You can taste them too. It's an act that's more than sex. It's better than sex. Drinking one's blood is like spending a lifetime with them.

The taste of blood... it's love. It's sex. It's more than life's desire...


I honestly have a friend JUST like you.


I might have to try that.....

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#37
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did you shove a cross up her ass?
it always works for me.

i just foundt his and the number made me laugh SOOO HARD
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I'm not seeing the humour in that, dude.
#38
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Drinking the blood from one's innocent, helpless body... it's an act of romance or lust.

Blood. It's not just the taste that gets my eyes fluttering. It's the way the blood flows. Sure, it's a mess. But the feel of that rose-red trickling, lovely, elegantly from the sides of my mouth gets my heart howling.

You can taste them too. It's an act that's more than sex. It's better than sex. Drinking one's blood is like spending a lifetime with them.

The taste of blood... it's love. It's sex. It's more than life's desire...


Someone of them are in the pit too!
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Drinking the blood from one's innocent, helpless body... it's an act of romance or lust.

Blood. It's not just the taste that gets my eyes fluttering. It's the way the blood flows. Sure, it's a mess. But the feel of that rose-red trickling, lovely, elegantly from the sides of my mouth gets my heart howling.

You can taste them too. It's an act that's more than sex. It's better than sex. Drinking one's blood is like spending a lifetime with them.

The taste of blood... it's love. It's sex. It's more than life's desire...

wat
#40
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What weird ass-programs have you been watching...


This is how I read the sentence several times before I realized what you meant.


Whoever mentioned the twilight series, please tell me you didn't read the books and enjoy them in a scholarly way. My friend was telling me about how great the writing was and how influential an author the lady who wrote the books must be. I took a crack at book 3 on a whim and it was so full of clichés and hyperboles that I had to return the book to the library the next day. I could not bring myself to finish it.

Also, SPARKLING VAMPIRES. Wtf. ^

Anybody who think vampires are real/that they are a vampire should be shown a tape of their birth. At least then they'll see that they were born a normal human, and unless they've been bitten in the night by an imaginary creature of the night, they're still a normal human being.

(I want to punch the guy who offered to remove the kid's cancer with "vampire mind powers)
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