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so. last friday i went swimming with my phone. and then later in the day i was looking for a phone on ebay. my stepdad came down in the basement and was in my face, probably about 4 inches away. and he was yelling about how i dont do any work out here. when i cut up all of his wood for years of winters. we only burn wood. we dont use the electric heater things. so when he got in my face, i tokd him 'well f*ck you'. i grabbed my shoes, and my shorts with my wallet and that stuff in them. i went to leave and he jumped in front of me at the door and slammed it shut and continued to yell. so my mom had no idea this was going on. and my stepdad has never yelled at me. so she came upstairs and we had some words. she had to push him out of the way so i could leave. and he was still trying to close the door on me.

i got in my truck and went to leave but its a stick, in a gravel, uphill driveway. im not goin anywhere fast really. she jumped in the truck and tried to talk to me to stay there. yea. ill just walk in there after i almost punched him in the face. but i told her id park it and she got out and i took off to my dads house. almost an hour away.

i got to my dads house and we called the sherrif becasue im 16. and my stepdad did this same thing to my brother but he was 18. we told the sherrif my stepdads name and i heard him laughing over the phone. he told my dad if we wanted to whoop some ass we would have to get in line with the rest of the 2 counties.

BUT. heres the real winner. when he jumped in front of me at the door and my mom had to push him out of the way, that falls under kidnapping. with all the terrorist stuf going on, they are serious about this stuff. it was specifically called 'impeding my path of escape' and thats a felony which he could get 7-25 years in prison for. we made sure to tell him that and that we could send him to prison. so i stayed with my grandma for 4 nights and she drove me nuts. she is crazy. i had to go back because i have nowhere else to go. and ive been back home since last night and me and my stepdad havent said the first work to each other. ooh, and my dad just called my givin me **** for somethin about school. so.yea
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#2
sounds like you need a whooping.
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#3
wow your life's ****ed
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#6
sounds like someone needs to kick your ass
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#10
you thin kyour life is bad?!

my mum was giong to let me prder a pizza, the she changed her mind

so i just stormed out n lisened to my new slipknot album on full volume in my attic..
#11
You can actaully charge a parent with kidnapping because they wont let you out of the house?
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you thin kyour life is bad?!

my mum was giong to let me prder a pizza, the she changed her mind

so i just stormed out n lisened to my new slipknot album on full volume in my attic..

lol

#14
What the fuck? I read all that for nothing! Next time you type out such a long-ass story, make sure there's at least some kind of conclusion.
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#15
wow sounds like my family....i almost left one but my mom told me she'd call the cops and i thought that was funny cause she told me to get out, then she tells me that and i just said what the fukk? and walked away
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so. last friday i went swimming with my phone. and then later in the day i was looking for a phone on ebay. my stepdad came down in the basement and was in my face, probably about 4 inches away. and he was yelling about how i dont do any work out here. when i cut up all of his wood for years of winters. we only burn wood. we dont use the electric heater things. so when he got in my face, i tokd him 'well f*ck you'. i grabbed my shoes, and my shorts with my wallet and that stuff in them. i went to leave and he jumped in front of me at the door and slammed it shut and continued to yell. so my mom had no idea this was going on. and my stepdad has never yelled at me. so she came upstairs and we had some words. she had to push him out of the way so i could leave. and he was still trying to close the door on me.

i got in my truck and went to leave but its a stick, in a gravel, uphill driveway. im not goin anywhere fast really. she jumped in the truck and tried to talk to me to stay there. yea. ill just walk in there after i almost punched him in the face. but i told her id park it and she got out and i took off to my dads house. almost an hour away.

i got to my dads house and we called the sherrif becasue im 16. and my stepdad did this same thing to my brother but he was 18. we told the sherrif my stepdads name and i heard him laughing over the phone. he told my dad if we wanted to whoop some ass we would have to get in line with the rest of the 2 counties.

BUT. heres the real winner. when he jumped in front of me at the door and my mom had to push him out of the way, that falls under kidnapping. with all the terrorist stuf going on, they are serious about this stuff. it was specifically called 'impeding my path of escape' and thats a felony which he could get 7-25 years in prison for. we made sure to tell him that and that we could send him to prison. so i stayed with my grandma for 4 nights and she drove me nuts. she is crazy. i had to go back because i have nowhere else to go. and ive been back home since last night and me and my stepdad havent said the first work to each other. ooh, and my mom got scared and said 'you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'fresh' and there was dice in the mirror. if anything i could say this cab is rare but i thought man forget it yo homes to Bel Air!


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#18
So he's going to jail because he stopped you from looking at phones on ebay..?
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#19
woah u suck! u might not like him but no reason to get him in trouble with the feds..
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#20
Why don't you grow up you stupid fucking idiot.
Getting him done for KIDNAPPING?
I'd beat your ass too.
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Quote by KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT
you thin kyour life is bad?!

my mum was giong to let me prder a pizza, the she changed her mind

so i just stormed out n lisened to my new slipknot album on full volume in my attic..

Well aren't you the little rebel.
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#22
Someone need a good spanking. And that's you, TS.

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Someone need a good spanking. And that's you, TS.

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