#1
Hi everyone

I know this could go in the realationship thread , but well , I don't want to go in it

so there is the problem : this year will be my last year at secondary school with all the people that I know , so I want to find a girl , and I have no experience at all

do some of you have advice but girl ? cauz I realy know NOTHING !! about girl exept that they are impossible to understand and that the majority are superficial

so , any advice?
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I know this could go in the realationship thread , but well , I don't want to go in it


Why not? Trying to be a rebel or something?
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Get laid.

ok ,

but how do I talk to a girl so I can maybe get laid ?
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They are easy to understand. They aren't all bitches.

Are you smart? Hang out with the smart girls with long hair. Get to know them, get into study groups, ect.

You won't have sex, but you'll have a damn good relationship. I spent all 4 years of high school with our Salutatorian and never had sex or anything like it once. I wouldn't change my decision no matter how hot the girls were.
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I guess its a safe assumption that you play guitar, Write a song.
Or just ask one out
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Why not? Trying to be a rebel or something?

no =P I'm just afraid by the hundred pages in that thread
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my advice is when u leave go and meet new people who dont already know u, u can reinvent urself as whoever u wanna be to them, they dont have any clue that u have no experience with girls. just act like a badass who doesnt need to try to get laid, and u probably wont have to

unless ur ugly, then uv got problems no matter what
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ok ,

but how do I talk to a girl so I can maybe get laid ?

Take risks; introduce yourself, ask if they need help with classwork, etc.
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I guess its a safe assumption that you play guitar, Write a song.
Or just ask one out

yeah =D writing a song sound right to me , but if I can't realy sing without looking like a dying cow , what do I do ?
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yeah =D writing a song sound right to me , but if I can't realy sing without looking like a dying cow , what do I do ?

Do it anyways. Out of key singing is teh sexi.
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Take risks; introduce yourself, ask if they need help with classwork, etc.

thank , I'll try that
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My experience with girls is just to be yourself and then the person who might come to you will like you for who you are. Also if you like a girl just try to get to know her. Say "Hey what's up?" or "How are you?" and that could get a conversation started quickly. If you get to know a girl really well than after a while if you talk a lot you might get into a deeper relationship. Don't be afraid to get knocked down. It will probobly happen a lot but if you keep trying with different girls than you'll eventually find the right one. It might be sooner than you'll think. Girls like someone to talk to so be able to listen a lot. Be free spirited and luck will find you. Hope this helps!!!
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Try not being ugly. I know it will be hard. But seriously, give it a shot.
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my advice is when u leave go and meet new people who dont already know u, u can reinvent urself as whoever u wanna be to them, they dont have any clue that u have no experience with girls. just act like a badass who doesnt need to try to get laid, and u probably wont have to

unless ur ugly, then uv got problems no matter what

^^ i'm not ugly ... but I'm not beautiful to

what do you mean exactly with ''badass'' ?
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My experience with girls is just to be yourself and then the person who might come to you will like you for who you are. Also if you like a girl just try to get to know her. Say "Hey what's up?" or "How are you?" and that could get a conversation started quickly. If you get to know a girl really well than after a while if you talk a lot you might get into a deeper relationship. Don't be afraid to get knocked down. It will probobly happen a lot but if you keep trying with different girls than you'll eventually find the right one. It might be sooner than you'll think. Girls like someone to talk to so be able to listen a lot. Be free spirited and luck will find you. Hope this helps!!!


for sure this help
thanks
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Go ahead.
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^^ i'm not ugly ... but I'm not beautiful to

what do you mean exactly with ''badass'' ?


think of the guys who get lots of girls


now just act like them
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think of the guys who get lots of girls


now just act like them


ok .. now I see

thanks
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what do you mean exactly with ''badass'' ?




Honestly and seriously, just be nice and talkative. Look them in the eye when you talk to them and smile a lot. Make witty remarks and stuff. My experience has been that most young guys are scumbags to girls so they find it very refreshing to meet someone nice, confident, and respectful. They'll connect with you and trust you faster.
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What do you look like? What kind of girls are you going for? Not to sound like a jerk but just wondering what kind of stuff you will be able to pull off.

Wow that sounds kind of arrogant. Sorry but whatever people tell you to do (including me) always be yourself. Just relax and you will be fine. If they don't like you when you are relaxed and being natural, it's gonna be hell and not worth it if it even gets started.
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Honestly and seriously, just be nice and talkative. Look them in the eye when you talk to them and smile a lot. Make witty remarks and stuff. My experience has been that most young guys are scumbags to girls so they find it very refreshing to meet someone nice, confident, and respectful. They'll connect with you and trust you faster.
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During lunch, look around and find a bunch of girls you like. Walk up the them, make sure you got a cool attitude down. You have to be dressed in a way that says you are intelligent, mature and respectable. You have to show confidence. That's really important. All those jerks are getting action because they have confidence. Think of what you are going to say. You need to be witty and relaxed. It's important that you make eye contact. No eye contact means you aren't confident and that kills everything. Now, when you reach where the girls are sitting, say, "hello, my name is ______" and then you pull out your willy and let it flop down on the table. From then on, it's smooth sailing.
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Honestly and seriously, just be nice and talkative. Look them in the eye when you talk to them and smile a lot. Make witty remarks and stuff. My experience has been that most young guys are scumbags to girls so they find it very refreshing to meet someone nice, confident, and respectful. They'll connect with you and trust you faster.


there is great word of widsom in your advice
thanks alot
I'll try . ..no.. DO that for sure
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