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#1
Today, after cross country practice, I went to the store and bought a medium-sized watermelon. I got home, and after struggling with it for awhile, I ate the entire thing. A few minutes ago I woke up from a nap and just about died from the pain from my bladder. After running to the bathroom, I honestly peed for at least a minutes or two. I should've timed it, then taken a picture for the pit. Too late.

Anybody else?
#3
my friend texted me once that he had peed for 5 min straight, then he texted me his phone had just talked to him.
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#9
i think my record is like 1 min 20 sec
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Try peeing for 5 minutes with an erection, then I'll be impressed.

i hate when i wake up and have an erection and i have to go to the bathroom...it's pretty hard to aim like that
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#14
my record is 3 min

its really weird to pee for that long lol
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i hate when i wake up and have an erection and i have to go to the bathroom...it's pretty hard to aim like that


Lol.

But yeah, attempting to pee with an erection is probably one of the most difficult things you could ever do.
#16
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Once you're old enough to drink beer this won't become such an impressive feat.

This!

That's when you start to make a compitition out of it!

GOod times!!
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#17
Every once in a while I literally piss for about 3 minutes. I actually get bored just standing there peeing.
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#19
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Lol.

But yeah, attempting to pee with an erection is probably one of the most difficult things you could ever do.

indeed.
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#20
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Lol.

But yeah, attempting to pee with an erection is probably one of the most difficult things you could ever do.
It's not that hard dude, if you can do a handstand it's aimed perfectly for the bowl...or your face if you're not careful

I call it "the inverted pissing technique."
#21
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Try peeing for 5 minutes with an erection, then I'll be impressed.

done it........it hurts, and after about 2 minutes you just want it to end, plus i didnt want my g/f at the time to think i was taking a massive dump in her bathroom...i totally shoulda....b¡tch
#22
You have to position yourself so funny if you have an erection.

School dances. I'm running around and sweating and drinking more than I can really hold, cuz I can't tell where to stop. I get home, and just pee, and pee, and pee...
#23
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It's not that hard dude, if you can do a handstand it's aimed perfectly for the bowl...or your face if you're not careful

I call it "the inverted pissing technique."


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#24
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It's not that hard dude, if you can do a handstand it's aimed perfectly for the bowl...or your face if you're not careful

I call it "the inverted pissing technique."


I've learned from my mistakes, so if I ever have an erection and need to piss in the morning, I just brush my teeth/put on my contacts/other stuff until it goes away, then pee.
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I've learned from my mistakes, so if I ever have an erection and need to piss in the morning, I just brush my teeth/put on my contacts/other stuff until it goes away, then pee.

but you are not a guy so you don't have to worry about it. besides, why wait when you can have free pain and relief at the same time???

EDIT: looks at profile...wait you are guy...all this time i thought you were a girl sorry hahaha
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#26
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I've learned from my mistakes, so if I ever have an erection and need to piss in the morning, I just brush my teeth/put on my contacts/other stuff until it goes away, then pee.



or u can just go for a quick morning fap
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#27
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or u can just go for a quick morning fap

no because instead of semen you will cum pee...not that it happened to me before...
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I've learned from my mistakes, so if I ever have an erection and need to piss in the morning, I just brush my teeth/put on my contacts/other stuff until it goes away, then pee.

My method is better, plus it's good for upper body strength


Just don't try it in a public bathroom.
#29
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My method is better, plus it's good for upper body strength


Just don't try it in a public bathroom.


Hands on public bathroom floor=possible infection/disease.

I hate public bathrooms.
#30
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no because instead of semen you will cum pee...not that it happened to me before...

Deny it all you want, but I now know the truth..... Magnum really jizzes urine, even if he rapes someone they will laugh at him!
#31
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no because instead of semen you will cum pee...not that it happened to me before...



yeah it happens but its better than having to pee with a boner
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

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#32
I'm not old enough to drink so my record is 45s.

Oh, and the trick with morning wood is to take off your pants/underwear and let it go down. Helps when the pressure isn't on it.
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#33
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I'm not old enough to drink so my record is 45s.

Oh, and the trick with morning wood is to take off your pants/underwear and let it go down. Helps when the pressure isn't on it.

Really? Before I developed my patented method I just stood as far away from the toilet as possible and rainbowed it into the bowl. In addition to minimizing spillage, it's good for penis-eye coordination!
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Really? Before I developed my patented method I just stood as far away from the toilet as possible and rainbowed it into the bowl. In addition to minimizing spillage, it's good for penis-eye coordination!


I still do that every morning, every day I try to pee from farther away from the bowl, it's what keeps me sane.
#36
I am now going to drink a ton of water tomorrow and time myself.
Thank you TS, you have given me something to do.
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#37
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I still do that every morning, every day I try to pee from farther away from the bowl, it's what keeps me sane.

I know, I consider it another form of meditation. It's very soothing, the perfect way to start the day.
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#39
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I still do that every morning, every day I try to pee from farther away from the bowl, it's what keeps me sane.



whenever i try this i pee everywhere. its chaos.
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
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