#1
came up to you and started touching your ass...what would you say??? lol


this happend to me during school, and 3rd period had just finished and theres this hallway called the breezeway, and it sucks if your locker is in there cuz it gets really crowded. anyways, i was walking and some dude from behind be just feels me up, at first i didnt react cuz its the breezeway and everyone is bumping into each other, but then he did it again, and thats when i turned around and saw him and i was in total WHAT THE ****?? mode

all he did was laugh and walked away...


p.s im a dude too
#10
Ask him to have sex with you. Make sure he knows you aren't kidding.
#11
The question is, DID YOU LIKE IT?

haha

EDIT: might as well share my story-

I was the bassist for the marching band when i was in high school and i happened to know a guy named DJ who was gay. Anyway... so there i am at a football game on the sideline and him and a friend of mine (they were the ones who were friends; i just knew him cuz of my friend) call me over. So there i go to say hi. We're all talking, and then DJ says, "oh, this is my boyfriend danny."

I say, "hi," while thinking that this was getting awkward since my name's danny as well.

Well... DJ asks me to spread my hand so that his bf can see it. He sees it and goes, "woah! that's nice *wink*."

(a couple of days ago we had been talking about the ratio between your thinger and the length from the tips of your thumb and pinky)

Yep... so both of them start hitting on me.

It was scary... i mean, just imagine a gay couple in which one of the guys happens to have your same name hit on you!?

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#12
maybe he was a quarterback, and he wanted your football
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#13
fart on his hand.

or turn to him and be like, "Hey, are you a top or a bottom?"
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#14
probaly some kid messing around, his friend telling him "dude, i dare you to go touch that guys ass"

as he watches from afar.
#16
lol my friends and i did that, except we told some freshmen to go buy large sized condoms


he did
#18
Tell him you'd like to take it a step further.

In front of his friends.
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#20
u have been molested...congrats lol.
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#21
ive notcied in high school alot of guys do alot of gay **** for no reason. they think its funny for some other reason.

and oh god the football locker room is where alot of gay homo ass grabbing, nut tapping, and awhole lot of other things too. But when you are doing it because its a "joke" it makes it okay..
#23
You got his number didnt you
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#24
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I'm not going to lie. I would LICK his asshole.


Like a Vagina!!!! High Five!!!

I had a shop teacher that was a child molester and kept kids after to hit on them in middle school. luckily I had nothing to worry about because I'm ugly as fu ck
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Like a Vagina!!!! High Five!!!

I had a shop teacher that was a child molester and kept kids after to hit on them in middle school. luckily I had nothing to worry about because I'm ugly as fu ck

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#26
Was he hot? Because that's what really is important.
If he's hot, go to the locker room and f*ck. If he's ugly, don't.
#28
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came up to you and started touching your ass...what would you say??? lol


this happend to me during school, and 3rd period had just finished and theres this hallway called the breezeway, and it sucks if your locker is in there cuz it gets really crowded. anyways, i was walking and some dude from behind be just feels me up, at first i didnt react cuz its the breezeway and everyone is bumping into each other, but then he did it again, and thats when i turned around and saw him and i was in total WHAT THE ****?? mode

all he did was laugh and walked away...


p.s im a dude too


didn't you know it's not gay to grab another males arse in between 3rd and 4th periods?
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#29
Turned around, knocked him out and taken his wallet as i stood upon his chest loudly proclaiming, "I AM MANLY."
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