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Eighteen4Ever
Guitar noob
Join date: Jul 2007
689 IQ
#1
Straight up.
I let it go for a bit down there and now it's like a little salt-and-pepper beard. All the surrounding pubes are dark like normal, but all the hair on my balls is a near-white gray colour. Normal?
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thedude051
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Join date: Jan 2007
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#2
Get it checked by a doctor bro. That doesn't seem right.
Be cool.
dan ramP
Sheeps Fall Down!
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#3
dye them, trust me it wont go wrong
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Sonicxlover
The blood of this city
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#4
It just shows that you've been around the block a few times, you're a seasoned vet. Wear it with pride.
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ash_punk_4_life
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#5
inb4u got aids
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Sixp0under
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#6
Its not like you've got a disease or anything. Do you have blonde hair?
Brick23
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#7
Oh FFS, do we really need to know about your balls?

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#8
testicular cancer
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#9
Sounds hilarious.

But for honest, at least call a doctor and see what their opinion is.
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freddaahh
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Join date: Feb 2007
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#10
I think it's normal, the ones on bollocks tend to be paler, if you've got blond hair. How could it be a sign of disease?
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spider666
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#11
Your aging from the waist down. Pretty soon you won't be able to have an erection. Prime time to rape your sister, friend.
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Ragen
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#13
If I was your doctor and you came to me with this... I'd probally make you pluck them all out for wasting my time.
Sonicxlover
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#14
Btw, post pictures so we can give better advice.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Eighteen4Ever
Guitar noob
Join date: Jul 2007
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#16
Well to be honest, it's kind of cool.


Sort of like a canadian flag, except the red stripes are dark brown.
And the maple leaf is my balls.
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Wow, I've been here for a while.
Last edited by Eighteen4Ever at Aug 28, 2008,
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#17
Shower after fapping?
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gizmodious
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#18
Btw, post pictures so we can give better advice.


Dude, wtf man no one want to see some guys junk...
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#19
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Your aging from the waist down. Pretty soon you won't be able to have an erection. Prime time to rape your sister, friend.


+1 for wincest.

EDIT: ^^ lol speak for yourself...
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#20
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Dude, wtf man no one want to see some guys junk...

I do.
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slayaplaya
UG Newbie
Join date: Apr 2007
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#21
oh I know what this is.

if the hair is either white or gray it normaly means the testicles-stones have an infection

has it started hurting yet?
mamason282
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#22
shave it off and start over
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Grönis
Guitar playing fish
Join date: Jul 2006
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#23
WHY HASN'T ANYONE SAID AIDS YET?!
GOOD GOD PIT!

Btw.
You've got AIDS.
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Sonicxlover
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#25
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WHY HASN'T ANYONE SAID AIDS YET?!
GOOD GOD PIT!

Btw.
You've got AIDS.


Someone posted "inb4 aids", so you lose.
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af_the_fragile
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#26
Quote by Sonicxlover
Someone posted "inb4 aids", so you lose.

But no one posted about cumming blood yet!
Grönis
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#27
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Someone posted "inb4 aids", so you lose.

Does that mean that he'd loose if noone would have posted aids?
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Lasyk
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#28
I have pity for you my friend...I think you should get it out incase that dude who said that you might have testicle stones or something....I sure hate it when my balls hurt...
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Eighteen4Ever
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#29
Quote by af_the_fragile
But no one posted about cumming blood yet!


But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case, yes, I do cum blood.
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
af_the_fragile
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#30
Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case, yes, I do cum blood.

Nah, cumming blood is the next step.
First the hair on your ball sack goes white, then next you start cumming blood and then its only a matter of time before it falls off.
Sonicxlover
The blood of this city
Join date: Mar 2007
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#31
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Does that mean that he'd loose if noone would have posted aids?


No, it'd mean that everyone obeyed the rules of the thread.
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#32
Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.


lulz
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slayaplaya
UG Newbie
Join date: Apr 2007
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#34
Quote by Eighteen4Ever
But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case, yes, I do cum blood.


that might become reality if the infection doesn't go away quickly...

basicly... it can swell up on the inside wich will make it very tight for any sperm to come out, but when it does, it'll just have to be forced trhough... wich isn't good...

I'm not saying you will cum blood, but it will fell like it

have fun
Jackal58
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#35
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006schecter
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#37
How the hell can different coloured pubes be a sign that he is ill. What a load of bollocks.
slayaplaya
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#38
Quote by 006schecter
How the hell can different coloured pubes be a sign that he is ill. What a load of bollocks.


there is a ceirtan type of hormone that gives color to your hair and stuff(this is the same with skin-color and stuff), but the hormone will not work properly in situations like infections because the bacteria that is infecting can sometimes kill hormones(not all bacterias do this though)... I hope I explained well enough
Eighteen4Ever
Guitar noob
Join date: Jul 2007
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#39
Quote by slayaplaya
there is a ceirtan type of hormone that gives color to your hair and stuff(this is the same with skin-color and stuff), but the hormone will not work properly in situations like infections because the bacteria that is infecting can sometimes kill hormones(not all bacterias do this though)... I hope I explained well enough


K, stop, no one actually believes your psudeoscience, especially not me. I'm aware that I do not actually have infected balls.

I am also aware that the hair on my scrotum looks like an old man's comb-over, and that's what's important right now.
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
006schecter
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Join date: Sep 2006
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#40
Quote by Eighteen4Ever
I'm aware that I do not actually have infected balls.

I am also aware that the hair on my scrotum looks like an old man's comb-over.