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#6
I dare to ask, dill chips, spears, or halves? Or are you really badass and going for WHOLE PICKLES? Daym, son.
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

SHUDDUP AND EAT YER TOAST
#8
Not babies.
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#12
Quote by Våd Hamster




They're pretty good... with hot sauce.

edit: I'm surprised that some tard hasn't said anything about that special fruit we all hate so much.
Last edited by Vagabond21 at Aug 28, 2008,
#13
My mate at work's brother works for cadbury's so I have an almost unlimited amount of creme egg twisted waiting to be chomped on, but I don't wanna lose my figure!

No, I'm a guy.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#14
What kind of pickles? I really want to try those pickles that kinda look like dicks you know, long and thick and kind of bent.

What kind of pickles are they?
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#15
Quote by ToastYerLicks
I dare to ask, dill chips, spears, or halves? Or are you really badass and going for WHOLE PICKLES? Daym, son.


they're baby dills, and just so everyone knows NEVER DRINK PICKLE JUICE, I JUST DID AND ITS DISGUSTING

Formspring


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<--- this is a symbol of being awesome
#16
usually just whatevers in the cupboard... chips, crackers, cereal, whatever.

which reminds me, my pop tarts are ready.

Thanks for starting this thread, I would have forgotten them without you.
#19
I eat UG biscuits off of a silver platter. Zappp is my waiter. Fact.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#20
i cum blood.


wait... wrong thread
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$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


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#21
potato chips n cigarettes. . .breakfast of champions
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#22
cookiesss
My Gear:
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#23
Quote by rageagainst64
potato chips n cigarettes. . .breakfast of champions


Who eats cigarettes?????

The hell is wrong with you?
#24
dairy milk double choc
cheese savouries
haribo
sausage rolls

just a snack atm

usually i have..
#27
Quote by bob farrell
What kind of pickles? I really want to try those pickles that kinda look like dicks you know, long and thick and kind of bent.

What kind of pickles are they?


And with that I'm not eating pickles again

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they're baby dills, and just so everyone knows NEVER DRINK PICKLE JUICE, I JUST DID AND ITS DISGUSTING


FOOL, IT HAPPENS TO BE DELICIOUS! I drink pickle juice and feel like I can wrestle a thousand mountain goats.
Quote by jetfuel495
that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
Quote by Dog--
It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
Quote by imdeth
The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

SHUDDUP AND EAT YER TOAST
#28
Quote by Vagabond21


They're pretty good... with hot sauce.

edit: I'm surprised that some tard hasn't said anything about that special fruit we all hate so much.



-?

Everybody HATES that fruit.
#29
Quote by Vagabond21
Who eats cigarettes?????

The hell is wrong with you?



bahahahahaha!!! you got me there!!!
i actually laughed when i saw that!!!
but you know what i mean, punk
Quote by monkeysintheday
I have trained a live tarantula to calm and sit on my guitar due to the awesome powers of my rocking. When I am not playing it angrily bounces about my room hitting everything that isn't me.



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rageagainst64 you are a legend!
#30
Rotisserie chicken and garlic mashed potatoes.

...

took it from work last nite
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#31
Quote by Våd Hamster

-?

Everybody HATES that fruit.


you are right!!
they suck!
i'll be right back, got something to do.

Formspring


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<--- this is a symbol of being awesome
#32
Quote by hairyjonny
coco pops

heavy metal...?



+1 for coco pops
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
#35
Quote by Tom_hatton
Ham and cheese toastie. Hell yes.


Oh man...I would do terrible things for a bite of that right now.

I'm starving.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#36
Quote by Våd Hamster

-?

Everybody HATES that fruit.




Damn right they do.
Now 100% humour free, in accordance with the rules.

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#38
Corn

sh*tloads of corn

and nothing else
^I S*** you not compadre!


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
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