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#1
and its about damn time. im seventeen and finally got myself some ass. go on and laugh at how long it took me. anyways my question is that because i used a condom i couldnt feel too much so i didnt cum. she did though so does it count as losing your virginity if you cum, or if you just put the chicken in the ham?
#4
I think penetration counts as loosing it.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
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#6
"put the chicken in the ham"...I'll have to remember that one...

"Hey Babe! I'm gonna put my chicken in yo' ham!."
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#7
17?
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#9
thanks to all the kudos. it occurs to me now that i need to change my sig

oh and fvck you kensai

no im just kidding i love you. i love everyone right now
#11
Quote by mr_hacksaw
and its about damn time. im seventeen and finally got myself some ass. go on and laugh at how long it took me. anyways my question is that because i used a condom i couldnt feel too much so i didnt cum. she did though so does it count as losing your virginity if you cum, or if you just put the chicken in the ham?

Same happened to me first time I wasn't sure either I know I'm not now but I'm still not sure about then.

Use ultra thin condoms.
Lost it at same age to.
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#13
maybe im a pussy prodigy

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What do you mean "...sort of"?

well if you read the post....
#14
HAHAHA either she has a pretty damn wide set vagina, or you have a small dick if you dint feel anyhting.
#15
Dude ... keep going until YOU are done. Don't you know girls can come more than one time? That's the beauty of it! She'll love you for going on ... and on.
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#18
Quote by La Qotsa
Dude ... keep going until YOU are done. Don't you know girls can come more than one time? That's the beauty of it! She'll love you for going on ... and on.


yeah youre probably right. i mean this wont be the last time with this girl
#19
Quote by KetchupLad14
Just because you lost yours at 8 to "Uncle Robert" doesn't mean you have to make fun of others.


you just insulted Kensai

someone has some huge balls...I applaud that
#22
Quote by KetchupLad14
Just because you lost yours at 8 to "Uncle Robert" doesn't mean you have to make fun of others.


Or rather, I was making fun of TS insecurity.
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#23
You lost your virginity, don't worry. And you're blessed. She cummed before you ever did. That's good. Problem is, you didn't finish, which is terrible. But at least you ****ed her and she was satisfied.

Anyways, good for you. Others are cursed with celibacy, so be grateful.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#25
You came on the internet after getting laid just to tell everyone?

Grow the fuck up you small-dicked twat. The bird probably faked it.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#26
Quote by deadbolt39
So you just got laid, climbed out of bed and posted about it on the forums?

umm...yeah..duh.
speaking of which, i need to take a shower. i'll be back soon guys
#27
Quote by denn0069
Same happened to me first time I wasn't sure either I know I'm not now but I'm still not sure about then.

Use ultra thin condoms.
Lost it at same age to.



me tooo!!!
#28
Quote by Dinkydaisy
You came on the internet after getting laid just to tell everyone?

Grow the fuck up you small-dicked twat. The bird probably faked it.


Slightly harsh.

But pretty much this.

RMF


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And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#32
Does she know you didnt cum?
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#35
Quote by mr_hacksaw
does it count as losing your virginity if you cum, or if you just put the chicken in the ham?




It should be a law that stupid people aren't allowed to mate.

PS - You did it wrong.
#36
Quote by mr_hacksaw
yeah youre probably right. i mean this wont be the last time with this girl

Of course! Good luck with her ... practice makes perfect, too. I have to admit ... I had more fun the second time, because the first I wasn't too sure exactly what I was doing. >.>

Quote by Dinkydaisy
You came on the internet after getting laid just to tell everyone?

Grow the fuck up you small-dicked twat. The bird probably faked it.

I wouldn't pay much attention to this angry-at-the-world little hoe, either.
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#37
Quote by La Qotsa
Dude ... keep going until YOU are done. Don't you know girls can come more than one time? That's the beauty of it! She'll love you for going on ... and on.


Uh, that's not true for all girls.
#38
Quote by Dinkydaisy
You came on the internet after getting laid just to tell everyone?

Grow the fuck up you small-dicked twat. The bird probably faked it.

You're addicted to UG?


Lame.
#40
Quote by Hafgrim
"put the chicken in the ham"...I'll have to remember that one...

"Hey Babe! I'm gonna put my chicken in yo' ham!."



I prefer "meat in the taco" but to each his own.

and to TS- penetration counts as losing your virginity.
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