#1
I just listened to the new Metallica song on Windows Media Player and now my sound doesn't work!! What gives??
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#4
Metallica wants moar of your money, so they destroyed your speakers. Now go to Best Buy and buy some new ones. Might as well pick up Metallica's discography while you're there, right?
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#5
Your speakers don't make sound anymore.

Sorry.
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#6
That's your computer telling you that Metallica sucks and that you need punished for listening to them.
#8
Lars Ulrich stole your sound so he can sell it.
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#9
Your computer became surprised that Metallica managed to put out something good,and they self destructed because when they were built,that was not thought to be possible.


Check your speakers,maybe some wiring is loose.
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#11
...remind me never to come to the pit with a serious question ever again.....plus metallica rules
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#12
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...remind me never to come to the pit with a serious question ever again.....plus metallica rules


The pit is usually like this,which is why I only go here sometimes, and I'm not kidding check your speakers.
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#13
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...remind me never to come to the pit with a serious question ever again.....plus metallica rules

Well you acted like it was the song's fault...
#14
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...remind me never to come to the pit with a serious question ever again.....plus metallica rules

Oh what shenanigans lurk in this wondrous pit of ours.

Also, try putting your speakers on Limewire. This might aggravate Lars who will finally pay attention to your problems.

Edit 2: Maybe if you put your speakers on ebay we'll actually care about your problem

Edit 3. Actually, don't do that. It's a waste of perfectly good speakers and might make us feel some emotion toward you

Edit 4: Also, The Pit generally doesn't care about your problems, no matter how many times you cry out to Lars. We're mostly here for the lulz.
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#15
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Well you acted like it was the song's fault...

its not the song's fault that would be stupid....

none of my sound works....even on youtube or if i put in a cd....
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#16
*sidesteps obvious jokes about Metallica's greediness/bad song*
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#17
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...remind me never to come to the pit with a serious question ever again.....plus metallica rules

You expected serious answers to that?!
#18
no sound works....period....
In school, they told me, "Practice makes perfect". Then they said, "Nobody's perfect", so I quit practicing.
#19
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no sound works....period....

Are you using your computer's built- in speakers or external speakers?
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#20
*sigh*

for a more serious answer, do your speakers turn on? Do they make any sound at all? No matter what, check your connection with ALL of your cables.
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