#1
Oh so we wish right? well its partly true, any of you guys get those bastardized commercials over the phone? where instead of a person selling you the product its a recording? I gotta tell you, its pretty humorous but its annoying at times, especially if you want to tell someone off...that kinda ruined it for ya. Who else gets these things?
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yea i never see them either, there could be lulz to be had
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#4
i've never had recorded ones before... that's rather odd
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#5
I got a recorded one the other day. Screaming down the phone doesn't seem as fun any more...
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#6
I only get a recording when we have "won a prize". lol. But I like to talk jiberish when I get a real one.

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#8
I once got a recorded one of an airhorn being blown down the phone,
it was something about a cruise.
It damn near ripped my head off
#9
I get both all the time. No as much since i signed up the Do Not Call(.gov) list, but some ****ers keep calling anyways.

My question is... there most be some stupid people out there who really buy their ****, cause it cant be possible that everybody i know hates them and ignore them, but at the same time they are more and more!
Same thing with those "Call now!" commercials selling a ladder so my small dog could go on my bed or couch without a problem.
#10
I hate telemarketers. They always think the best time to call me would be early in the morning when I'm sleeping. Stupid douchebags.
#11
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I hate telemarketers. They always think the best time to call me would be early in the morning when I'm sleeping. Stupid douchebags.

I think most go in alphabetical order, if your last name is close to the start of the alphabet. Mine is a SCH, so my home gets bombarded at supper time with a bunch of calls.
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I think most go in alphabetical order, if your last name is close to the start of the alphabet. Mine is a SCH, so my home gets bombarded at supper time with a bunch of calls.


actually they just go down the phone book I know people that are telemarketers...I feel bad for them.
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I think most go in alphabetical order, if your last name is close to the start of the alphabet. Mine is a SCH, so my home gets bombarded at supper time with a bunch of calls.

are you Ned Schneedly?
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are you Ned Schneedly?


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#15
Once i picked up the phone heard this weird sounding voice start to try and sell me something and I, with the phone to my ear, said to ym dad 'oh, it's just another stupid robot' and then the voice on the phone went, 'No i'm not!' and I quickly slammed it down
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Once i picked up the phone heard this weird sounding voice start to try and sell me something and I, with the phone to my ear, said to ym dad 'oh, it's just another stupid robot' and then the voice on the phone went, 'No i'm not!' and I quickly slammed it down




I've tried to talk to a robot telemarketer before. It didn't work as well as your experience...
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#18
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I once got a recorded one of an airhorn being blown down the phone,
it was something about a cruise.
It damn near ripped my head off

I got that one too!
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Once i picked up the phone heard this weird sounding voice start to try and sell me something and I, with the phone to my ear, said to ym dad 'oh, it's just another stupid robot' and then the voice on the phone went, 'No i'm not!' and I quickly slammed it down



That's spectacular. Now, serious Pedalboard.

Come on, guys. Leave those poor people alone. There's no way in hell those people like their jobs, and you asshats don't make it any easier by mocking them.

Except for the dude in the quote, that's just amazingly funny.
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That's spectacular. Now, serious Pedalboard.

Come on, guys. Leave those poor people alone. There's no way in hell those people like their jobs, and you asshats don't make it any easier by mocking them.

Except for the dude in the quote, that's just amazingly funny.


What if I shoot the shit with them about cool stuff like how awesome Nalgene bottles are?
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That's spectacular. Now, serious Pedalboard.

Come on, guys. Leave those poor people alone. There's no way in hell those people like their jobs, and you asshats don't make it any easier by mocking them.

Except for the dude in the quote, that's just amazingly funny.

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#22
i get one guy who calls me and then tells me to hold.

WTF?!

You called me mother****er!!! You hold bitch!!
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#23
i'd always try and start convos with them and get them to hang up on me.

telemarketer: would you like to have a FREE sample of enzyte?

me: are you lonely?

telemarketer: excuse me sir?

me: will you tickle my butt hole?
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