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hey pit monkeys tommorow im going to make a scene in the cafeteria at my school, Me and my girlfriend have decided to "get married" using ringpops

Where would i find the stuff that is read while we get maried like all the vows and the stuff the dude reads from the bible. Any help is greatly appreciated btw im 14 and a freshman, so i need some rep. thanks for the help

And at the end we are gonna make it jewish by stepping on a milk box and going "mozeltaf"(sp?)
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#3
.....uh.

It's over there?
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cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#9
Just flick through the bible, it's not long so you'll find the bit you want in no time
#12
Read from the book of Finnish necromanic spells. Maybe you will awaken your lunch lady.
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.... wow, fail.
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#16
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you sir.... need a life this is epic phail
make sure lots of pictures and video are taken and put em on the pit so we can laff at youre hopelessness


I want to "laff" at your spelling of "laugh."
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#17
If you have conjoined lunch, then you have to videotape it, post it so I can laugh and ridicule you like the sophomores who willl burn on you forever.

Also, to make my other post seem useful: I originally thought that you were actually considering marriage (drunk/tired mind) and thusly the luahging. Lots of it, too.
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B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#21
Wait wait wait...

You want a rep as a freshman, so you're going to humiliate yourself in front of the upper classmen? Yeah theres no way you won't get picked on.
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#22
psh....freshman lol
im waiting till after graduation till i get married
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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#24
Hahahaha the sad part about my school is someone asked his girlfriend to marry him AT LUNCH.

...I live in a hick town

anyhow, just make something up, it'll be funnier.
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#25
Please, please, no more "I'm 14 and me and my girlfriend are in love and we are so toltally getting married, at school in front of everyone because we're attention-seeking juvinile retards with no sense of real life."

Please, I beg of you...


No more.


EDIT: Do you think that has too much italics in it?
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#26


I don't know about that Bible stuff but if you can't find those pre-written vows you can always write your own.
#28
Not to be mean, but this is an epic failure and you will be beaten up numerous times in your long 4 years at your high school. Just.. don't.
#29
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EDIT: Do you think that has too much italics in it?

Yeah, you went a little overboard but that's okay because you got your point across.
#32
wow, we meant this as a joke, and all freshman have the same lunch at our school, no upperclassmen This wont be the first time something like this has happened either, I also argue with lunch ladys on how my potatoes aren't mashed enough or how the chef salad isnt made by a chef, sometimes i like to be an ass at school
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#34
By the way, are you going to have a "wedding night" to go with it?
#35
you could cause a bigger scene by killing yourself

consider it
BE HAPPY

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#36
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By the way, are you going to have a "wedding night" to go with it?


hehe, pre merrital wedding night...
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#37
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you could cause a bigger scene by killing yourself

consider it

Check the "Suicide?" thread for more info.
#38
Quote by TommUK
By the way, are you going to have a "wedding night" to go with it?


The sad thing is, I know someone who had sex when she was 13. Surprisingly, she's looser than a year old elastic band.

So, it's possible.
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B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#39
wow. i hope you dont go to my highschool cuz i'd ****ing skip class, go to the cafeteria and beat your ass for being such a little twat.

A pretend wedding isn't going to get you any rep, it's going to get you fag points from all of the upper class men. Trust me on this one.

Like, that **** would have been funny in like 7th grade. except prbly not even then.
#40
The higher classes are gonna wail on you like theres no tomorrow.
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