#1
so yesterday my band was booked for a gig at a place called croc rock which is pretty much the biggest venue around here. when we get there the dude who sets up the shows asks us if were 18. i told him that 3 of us weren't and he told me we should just turn around and go home!

the thing is, we've played this venue loads of time before! and apparently about a week ago some undercover cop came in and ripped kids off the stage and arrested them. the kids parents were there and everything!

after talking to the dude who sets up gigs, he says the guy is from the LCE (liquor control enforcement) which is really messed up because the LCB is fine with underage performers and one of the kids who was arrested was the head of the LCB's son! this cop says its a Pennsylvania law that performers cant be under 18. this is bull**** because the law clearly states that as long as we aren't selling cigarettes or alcohol we are allowed to be employees.

we have a gig coming up Thursday and we ARE playing. my lead singer's dad is a very good lawyer and if we are pulled off stage we will sew the **** out of this cop with a stick up his ass.


any suggestions on what to do besides just playing anyway?
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#2
Yup, try suing him before you somehow try and sew a stick to the inside of his asshole. You'll find it more rewarding in the long run.
#3
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#4
If a cop comes, just do a barrel roll and keep playing!

Or just sew that stick in his ass, whatever works.
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#5
LOL

At croc rock, a goddamned 14 year old can buy booze, personal exp

But Ive had loads of performances there, and nobody gave a hoot that we were all between 15 and 19. Super gay if you ask me. Call the manager or owner and demand an explanation/reschedule.
#6
haha i can't spell sue


so sue me!
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#8
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If a cop comes, just do a barrel roll and keep playing!

Or just sew that stick in his ass, whatever works.


This would be sigged if i wasn't so lazy. but yeah, just plAY ANYWAY, BUT KEEP THAT STICK HANDY
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#10
Why would you do anything other than play? Just go and play, then leave.
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#11
You can't sue someone for that.


Wait, you're American, maybe you can
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#14
Write a song about it! Then sue the cop. Or sew a stick up his ass, whatever.
#15
yup allentown
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#16
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Write a song about it!

i actually like this idea. u guys shud write a song about it and preform it.
#17
ive played there a lot and when i did i was 17. we stopped playing there though cause the guy was a complete d*ck and the one time he made us pay him 50 dollars cause he changed the price of presale tickets to the same as the door price.
btw i was supposed to go to this upcoming show. my friends band is playing
#19
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Yup, try suing him before you somehow try and sew a stick to the inside of his asshole. You'll find it more rewarding in the long run.


sounds sexy ... but id just play
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#20
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This would be sigged if i wasn't so lazy. but yeah, just plAY ANYWAY, BUT KEEP THAT STICK HANDY




Oh well, got close.
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#22
you should go checkout stonerider. my band is 50/50 were opening for them
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mxr doubleshot distortion
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#26
Sew a stick in his ass..

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#27
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You can't sue someone for that.


Wait, you're American, maybe you can


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#28
yea im like 20 min from croc rock

good venue small as hell

that sucks tho
make sure the stick is handy
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