#1
IM GONNA DO IT DONT STOP ME BECAUSE MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME CUZ THEY GOT ME A GREEN CAR INSTEAD OF A RED.

SO BYE WORLD DONT STOP ME

ps. leave comments to make me feel better and possibly talk me out of it but then i go off for a few days to make it seem like i died!
#5
*reported*

Don't even go there.
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.