#1
My buddy has 15 Roman Candles sitting on his desk, and he wants to know what to do with them. Any suggestions ?
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#3
Shove them into your urethra.




It's pretty fun to light them and then put them into the water and watch them put around like little boats.
#6
Just ask yourself, what would Joe Dirt do?
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#8
Shove them up his ass, light them, and scream "FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!"

As you run away.

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#9
Take a kleenex box (empty), stick them in one side in two rows, put many matches in between them. Light one of the matches, set on ground, and RUN AWAY!!
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#10
Go into a crowded public area, setting off one in each hand while running around shouting "I'M HARRY POTTER BITCHES!!!"
#12
Light some in the car while driving around holding them out the window on Labor Day... the water suggestion was good... just don't throw it into a trashcan on the beach... my idiot friend did that and it ended up melting the damn thing... dumb ass!
#14
Put together a makeshift carousel and point them at 45 degrees, equidistant from each other. Now tie a wick to each of them and then wrap it into a metal bowl in the centre which is filled with citronella oil. Now the carousel should have a little motor to make the whole thing spin, not too fast. Turn on the motor, light the citronella, and run. It'll be like an eternal flame in the centre of a spinning fireworks show, like the opening ceremonies in Beijing but without the video editing.
#15
eat them
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#16
i think we have a punishment for the kids sister who turned off sweet home alabama because it wasnt kid rock
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