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#1
I write this out of sheer curiosity and I wanna read other people's experiences.

My girlfriend does a ridiculous ting every once in a while where she slowly falls off the bed and screams "Lava!" and I have to rescue her. It's pretty ****ing annoying.

What about yourselves?
#2
Quote by punker_7970
I write this out of sheer curiosity and I wanna read other people's experiences.

My girlfriend does a ridiculous ting every once in a while where she slowly falls off the bed and screams "Lava!" and I have to rescue her. It's pretty ****ing annoying.

What about yourselves?


Thats ****ing hilarious we need pics of that.
Most of UG doesnt have a gf, so I'm afraid this thread wont leave the ground much.
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#4
My old ex used to do this thing where she'd scream lava and slowly start falling off a b-

Wait.

You ****ing god damned **** licking **** eating son of a disease infested bitch.
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#5
Quote by punker_7970
I write this out of sheer curiosity and I wanna read other people's experiences.

My girlfriend does a ridiculous ting every once in a while where she slowly falls off the bed and screams "Lava!" and I have to rescue her. It's pretty ****ing annoying.

What about yourselves?


haha thats cute... yeah my girlfriend does this craaaaazy thing..oh wait.. i dont have one.
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#6
The most annoying thing she does is not exist

EDIT: Wow, I thought I said it first
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#7
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Thats ****ing hilarious we need pics of that.
Most of UG doesnt have a gf, so I'm afraid this thread wont leave the ground much.


Dude, if only you knew man. It annoys the living **** outta me.

Are you serious? Most UG users don't have girlfriends? Is it because they're too busy playing? Hell, I'm surprised I have a gf. I can't believe she hasn't died just from me bragging about this guitar or that amp or blah blah blah. I'm like the only person in school that talks that much about guitar.
#9
LOL at all the lonely UGers. It's okay. Relationships are overrated lol. My girlfriend is distracted so easily and when we have sex or she goes down on me she'll be like... mmmm nom nom nom nom... your **** is so delicio- OMG I THINK OPRAH IS ON.
#10
I fall slowly out of my bed, but no one catches me and I have wicked rug-burn on my face
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#11
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The most annoying thing about my girlfriend is that she doesn't exist...
:'[

Damn, I was gonna make that joke.


#13
my girlfriend likes to beat the crap out of me in public because she knows i wont hit her back =[


(in public)
#14
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I fall slowly out of my bed, but no one catches me and I have wicked rug-burn on my face


i'll catch you babe...i'll catch you.
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#15
you actually thought pit monkeys had gfs. We spend most of our time in the pit, complaining that we don't have gfs.

I don't have a gf, so I really have no idea what you're talking about.
#16
One thing is when I was going out with my gf at the time was that whenever we were on the phone (at night) most of the time she'd fall asleep on the phone. So then I'd push a button to wake her up and she bitched at me about it.

And the one time when I fall asleep on the phone she bitched at me too. Like the numbers were like 100 times to 1, and she bitched at me.

My one friend told me this funny story that happened to him.

Him and his gf were doing it and I guess the World Cup was on. She didn't notice but he was watching it during they were doing it. When he told me I almost died laughing.
#18
Don't get me started, I can't even think of just one thing she does, which makes this rather redundant, but at least I have a girlfriend who loves me and accepts me and whatever I do
#19
Deciding to leave for Armenia for two months.

Oh wait, GIRLFRIEND?
Yeah, not existing.
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#20
Im not gunna lie thats really weird...dude how old is your girl friend..5?
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#22
its weird....
some people have said that the most annoying thing their ex's do is NOT exist, when the most annoying thing mine does IS exist.


in all seriousness, id say its a cross between her newfound obsession with Bob Marley, the fact that she says the phrase "play it by ear" in all situations that has anything to do with something that will happen in the future, or the fact that she posts 71340507834265 surveys on her damn myspace.
#23
Mine was a ****ing psychopath. Does that count?


Other than that she'd just get up and start looking through the things in my room.
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#24
Mine was locked in my basement all the time so i didn't really have much clue what she'ld do till the night time i'ld get back to feed her and feed her...
It was funny though cuz she'ld always pretend she didn't like me wanted to leave.
#25
You know guys, if you're gf's are too annoying, I'll gladly take them off your hands.
#26
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Im not gunna lie thats really weird...dude how old is your girl friend..5?


She acts like she's ****ing six man. She honestly has that mentality. But when she's serious she's a ****ing braniac. There is not a chance in hell I can win an arguement with her. Going back to the six-year-old mentality thing... she just loves to play these silly games with me and I'm close to the breaking point....
#27
you know the game?

she loses it at least 5 times daily
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#28
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Mine was a ****ing psychopath. Does that count?


Other than that she'd just get up and start looking through the things in my room.


Sure does count.
#29
My ex used to hit me does that count?
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#30
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My ex used to hit me does that count?


Counts. Let's make this a rule:

Anything seemingly appropriate in regards to the topic of this particular thread counts.
#32
I like a particular soccer team and her family likes a team that's a rival. Though she doesn't care about soccer, she won't switch teams(understandable), but what's worse, she annoys the hell out of me about it.
#33
when i go hang out with my friends, after hanging out with her the whole week, she calls me upset and crying about how i would rather spend time with my friends that her. im with her all the ****ing time, and i hardly have any friends anymore.
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#34
i had a girlfriend that refused to use deodorant.

I never said anything about it, in some really weird way her b/o smelled kinda sweet. And she still showered every night and stuff.


o.o
Honestly. Wtf?


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#35
Quote by punker_7970
I write this out of sheer curiosity and I wanna read other people's experiences.

My girlfriend does a ridiculous ting every once in a while where she slowly falls off the bed and screams "Lava!" and I have to rescue her. It's pretty ****ing annoying.

That sounds fun. Why wouldn't you enjoy that? You're in bed and you get to grab at your girl.

Yeah, I can hardly get laid much less a GF.
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#36
The most annoying thing my girlfriend does is abbreviate everything and use corny sayings because she knows i HATE it

It's not that bad i guess....
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#37
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when i go hang out with my friends, after hanging out with her the whole week, she calls me upset and crying about how i would rather spend time with my friends that her. im with her all the ****ing time, and i hardly have any friends anymore.



Mmm.

That's when you know it's time to get out. I don't understand how people can be that clingy.
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#38
I have gotten to the point where the things my girl did to annoy me are now just endearing. For a while they really annoyed me. But you get passed it. Now the things that annoy me are all the crazy things she does that most women do. But I can't really say that it annoys me because I have learned to just accept it, deal with it, and move on.
#39
my ex bf used to baby talk to my **** before giving me a blowjob. >_>
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#40
My Boyfriend does an awesome thing every once in a while when I fall off the bed and scream "Lava!" and he has to rescue me . It's pretty ****ing awesome

and then he posts about it on UG

watta bitch
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