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1)What are some practices you would include?

2)What kind of symbol would you use to represent your religion?

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1) Everyone must worship Iron Maiden.

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#7
i would call it Church of Chicken.


and not because i'm black.


all we would do is have a meal together. a free meal for anyone who wants to come. we would talk about whatever comes to mind.

after all, how can you really get to know someone until you've had a meal with them?
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i would call it Church of Chicken.


and not because i'm black.


all we would do is have a meal together. a free meal for anyone who wants to come. we would talk about whatever comes to mind.

after all, how can you really get to know someone until you've had a meal with them?



DUDE!!

my friends and I have a running joke around our group: my favorite thing to eat is fried chicken so they call KFC and Popeye's my church. AND check this out: POPEye's. coincidence? i think not. all that's required in my church is that i pay regular visits to the church of kfc and have faith in his 11 secret herbs and spices
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practices: laying in the grass smoking pot, protesting stuff just to piss people off, playing guitar in parks like in august rush...and girl under 25% body fat must be nude at all times. and have a paper bag over their head at the churches discretion.

symbol: a laughing pear
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My religion would be based upon one book which already exists and was written 2000 years ago. It woul be monotheistic and it would pretty much follow the same guidelines as Christianity because lets face it, don't fix what isn't broken.

ie. it would still be all about Jesus.
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My religion would be based upon one book which already exists and was written 2000 years ago. It woul be monotheistic and it would pretty much follow the same guidelines as Christianity because lets face it, don't fix what isn't broken.

ie. it would still be all about Jesus.



christianity isn't broken?


wow.


with all the televangelsists out there fleecing the crowd, it's pretty sick. i'm not saying it's all horrible, but it ain't perfect.
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1. 24 hour binge drinking as a must!
2. every sunday is porn day in which we all sit in a room and watch a porno then see who has the largest erection. girls would compare nipples.
3. holy vodka instead of water.
4. no vegans allowed.
5. homosexuality is encouraged.
6. instead of church music, we'd have air guitar tributes and sing alongs to the final countdown.
7. everybody has to contribute beer money.
8. every home must have a vhs copy of the lion king.
9. george clooney is the devil.
10. rape.

symbol = solid snake.
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christianity isn't broken?


wow.


with all the televangelsists out there fleecing the crowd, it's pretty sick. i'm not saying it's all horrible, but it ain't perfect.


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Don't assume that all who pretend to be Christians are actually Christians.



so many of the churches are so gaudy, though. that money should be spent on helping the poorer ones in the congregation.


but i do agree that, as gandhi said, 'christians are so unlike their christ'. but most religions are misrepresented by idiots in the news.


islam anyone?
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1)What are some practices you would include?

2)What kind of symbol would you use to represent your religion?


Is that even a question?

The only practice would be the ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME.

The symbol would be my cawk.
ALWAYS

WANNA BE WITH YOU,
MAKE BELIEV
E WITH YOU,
AND L
IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



OH, LOOVE!
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so many of the churches are so gaudy, though. that money should be spent on helping the poorer ones in the congregation.


but i do agree that, as gandhi said, 'christians are so unlike their christ'. but most religions are misrepresented by idiots in the news.


islam anyone?


Firstly I also agree with Gandhi. We are unlike our Christ. We are imperfect. That is something that the Islamic faith agrees on - Jesus was the only person ever to not sin.

I'lll agree (and so do the churches) that they aren't doing as much as they could be. There are things happening but maybe not fast enough.

Also, you assume that handing out money will hand out happiness. If the members of the congregation are able to live, then that is all that is required. The church does help the poor who don't have the basics such as a house or clothing. Christian teaching actually teaches to help those in need. I say that don't consider the religion itself based on those who follow it. We are imperfect by nature.

Especially don't consider the Christian faith by that of the Catholic church which has lost it's path on many things.
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I think religion should be personal if you want it, I don't favor organized religion.
That being said: I worship Ash, the warrior from the sky who has come to rid us of the deadite scum.
#23
Mine would probably be a fusion of traditional Druid practices with Thelema, epic combo.
Key of solomon as our symbol.
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