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#1
Hey UG...

So i went to the dr's today...turns out i have oral thrush...
Check it out!!!!







It feels like popcorn crossed with fungus....

And i didn't go to UG before the DR....

I have to take some sweets to cure it...im not coplaining (about the meds...the thrush...not so nice)
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Finally his girlfriend found out what it was like giving oral sex to fishsmelling genital organs.
#2
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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#4
fungus and popcorn you said?
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#5
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How the hell do you get that?


Going down on your infected girlfriend...
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#7
Quote by soulflyV
How the hell do you get that?



TBH...i dont remeber.

I had a few drinks and woke upi the next morning with....THAT

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you eat candy to get rid of it? That's pretty gross by the way...


Nah basically they're flavered lozzengers...that taste really nice...
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Finally his girlfriend found out what it was like giving oral sex to fishsmelling genital organs.
#10
this thread is full of epic thrush i mean win
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#11
Quote by soulflyV
From this:


I can assume it was someone else's girlfriend


Or a hooker.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#12
^

lulz
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#13
Quote by soulflyV
How the hell do you get that?



Vaginal yeast infections are caused by the same fungus that causes oral thrush.

lmao
#14
Quote by red18420
Vaginal yeast infections are caused by the same fungus that causes oral thrush.

lmao


That's because all thrush is is a yeast infection.

I had it once when I was really ill in hospital.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#16
You get this when your sick...you just had to much drinks and you immune system sucks atm.Go to the Doc, he will give you some pills and it will be fine
#17
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You get this when your sick...you just had to much drinks and you immune system sucks atm.Go to the Doc, he will give you some pills and i will be fine


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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#19
Quote by hitl
come on xD

iT*


I know, I just found it a hilarious typo.

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
I can't believe my ejaculate did that to your throat.

Next time I'll wait till you're sober.

RMF


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#23
Quote by hitl
You get this when your sick...you just had to much drinks and you immune system sucks atm.Go to the Doc, he will give you some pills and it will be fine



Imon immuno suppresants for another illness i have...so really im not supprised
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Finally his girlfriend found out what it was like giving oral sex to fishsmelling genital organs.
#25
Ill buy it off you if you scrape it out...
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#27
Dude, I've had viral tonsillitus for 2 weeks now, it SUCKS balls.

I dunno if the thrush stuff hurts, but i found the most manly-ghetto solution:

Get some TCP and some cotton-wool buds (those ear cleaning things).

1. Dip cotton wool bud in pure TCP.
2. Wipe on bacteria.
3. ?????
4. PROFIT.


But no, seriously, I've been in Fuc*ing agony for 2 weeks (they dont give you anti-biotics if its viral)
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#30
Sorry i had to...........

So what you're a retard, but without people like you in the world i wouldn't feel so good about myself.
#31
OMG...i've been made into a 'demote' !!!! It's like being preserved in history This sudenly make the whole expierience worthwhile
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Finally his girlfriend found out what it was like giving oral sex to fishsmelling genital organs.
#33
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But no, seriously, I've been in Fuc*ing agony for 2 weeks (they dont give you anti-biotics if its viral)



Isn't that because a lot of viruses aren't treatable with antibiotics, because, y'know, antibiotics are just dead bacteria.

Or something to that effect.

On Topic.

TS. That is foul. But well done on posting pics before they were asked for.

+50 cool points for your horrific looking throat.
#34
Quote by Shred Head
Good lord, why do you have to post pics?



because otherwise you would have all said...
"PICS OR GTFO"
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Finally his girlfriend found out what it was like giving oral sex to fishsmelling genital organs.
#35
My mate once woke up after renting a prostitute with a giant wart on his penis, turned out it was just a nasty blister though. But he rang me up terrified and I pas pissing myself


That's pretty nasty dude. Looks like septic tonsilitus, especially if you don't remember how you got it, that never plays out well :/
#38
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Isn't that because a lot of viruses aren't treatable with antibiotics, because, y'know, antibiotics are just dead bacteria.

Or something to that effect.



Yeah something like that, as far as i understand it (and i dont pretend to) anti-biotics are more useful for treating infections and the like
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#39
Oh noes you got Frenchy's Fungus.
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#40
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Oh noes you got Frenchy's Fungus.




...wait
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Finally his girlfriend found out what it was like giving oral sex to fishsmelling genital organs.
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