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#1
What joke do you guys use when you tell someone about a really bad guitar?

I could make a better sounding guitar out of rubber bands, hair ties, and a cereal box.
#2
I say: Man, that guitar is basically worse than a bass guitar.


Yeah.
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#4
"thats probably the guitar fallout boy uses
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#5
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#7
"Thats guitar sounds like its dying of aids"
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#8
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I say: Man, that guitar is basically worse than a bass guitar.


Yeah.


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#9
yo momma
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Must if they break for me, better sounds come from the way you play more-so than the strings.

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#11
"you couldn't get that thing in tune if you sat tuning it for a really long time, really listening to each note, using those little harmonics on the fifth and seventh frets (except for the b string) and like tuning one string down and trying to bring it up to the proper note so you could hear exactly when it hit the sweet spot."
#14
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I say: Man, that guitar is basically worse than a bass guitar.


Yeah.


HAHAHA!!


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#15
Actually the joke me and my friend use the most is:
"It's not a guitar, it's a shovel with strings"
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#18
for a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad guitar, i would say, "Even Gary Moore couldnt get a decent sound out of that".

but he probably could anyway.
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#19
I usually say...

"This is not a good a guitar."
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#20
the "I broke my g string fingering a minor" is a pretty bad guitar joke
#22
i rather be playing a bc rich than that peice of crap


that will make them feel terrible
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#24
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the "I broke my g string fingering a minor" is a pretty bad guitar joke


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#26
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You're doin it wrong.


no, i think hes right, its pretty terrible
#28
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no, i think hes right, its pretty terrible


It is a bad joke but not a joke aobut a bad guitar.
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#29
That guitar IS a tin box.

It's funny because I saw a guitar being sold in a music store in London and it literally was a tin container with a neck and strings.
#30
Quote by Yanks4Life92
It is a bad joke but not a joke aobut a bad guitar.


the TS should have worded the thread title differently
#31
Quote by Glen'sHeroicAct
"you couldn't get that thing in tune if you sat tuning it for a really long time, really listening to each note, using those little harmonics on the fifth and seventh frets (except for the b string) and like tuning one string down and trying to bring it up to the proper note so you could hear exactly when it hit the sweet spot."


You don't tune by harmonics in the 7th or 5th fret though.....
#32
Exchange that guitar for a paddle and punish yourself for owning it.
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#34
Quote by gonzaw
You don't tune by harmonics in the 7th or 5th fret though.....

Play the 7th fret natural harmonic on the 3rd string and the 5th fret harmonic on the 4th string. It's good for precise tuning, or, as my guitar teacher says, "when all else fails..."
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#35
Quote by jaffawoman
Play the 7th fret natural harmonic on the 3rd string and the 5th fret harmonic on the 4th string. It's good for precise tuning, or, as my guitar teacher says, "when all else fails..."


it works better than tuning by fretting at the fifth fret if the guitar's intonation is crap

otherwise the 5th fret method is more proper to the equal temperament thing
#36
That guitar sounds like a toaster... with strings.
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#37
synester gates does not approve of this guitar
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#38
"i rather play a wangcaster"

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#40
"If this guitar were a country, it'd be El Salvador."
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