#1
I've noticed a few oddities among some song lyrics. They probably weren't intended by the authors.

In Bullet For My Valentine's "Hearts Burst into Fire", the chorus goes:

"When I see your face my hearts burst into fire"
From that we can conclude that Matt Tuck has multiple hearts. Must be a nice guy, then.

In "Born under a bad sign", Clapton sings:
"I've been down since I began to crawl"
Later, he sings
"I've been down ever since I was ten"
When you begin to crawl at age 10, the future sure looks promising...

In the Rembrandt's "I'll be there for you", better known as the Friends theme tune, there are two lines which contradict each other:
"So no-one told you life was gonna be this way.."
and
"Your mother warned you there'd be days like these"
...what?

Has anyone else noticed any such oddities and contradictions in songs?
#2
Two Nights Ago I Was Shot, A Bullet Sunk Straight Through My Skull
so from this, we can only assume that Matt from Avenged Sevenfold is dead, and thus physically incapable of writing a song?
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#3
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Two Nights Ago I Was Shot, A Bullet Sunk Straight Through My Skull
so from this, we can only assume that Matt from Avenged Sevenfold is dead, and thus physically incapable of writing a song?

He was the witness of his own murder.
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In the Rembrandt's "I'll be there for you", better known as the Friends theme tune, there are two lines which contradict each other:
"So no-one told you life was gonna be this way.."
and
"Your mother warned you there'd be days like these"
...what?



well spotted
#6
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#9
i'm in america. and i'm using the internet in the morning.
well, we don't have school today, so normaly i wouldn't be here

anyways lets see, weird song lyrics, hmmm.....
yep, i can't think of any

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#10
Born Under a Bad Sign is an Albert King song btw, Cream were covering it.
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The Killers - I got soul but i'm not a soldier.

lol.

Trust me, no one knows who you are talking about or have heard that song bar me.
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The Killers - I got soul but i'm not a soldier.

lol.

I got ham but I'm not a hamster!

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i got ham but i'm...no i won't

just trying to show the world bill.

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#18
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Born Under a Bad Sign is an Albert King song btw, Cream were covering it.

I know.

And in the original I think he says something like "I've been on my own since I was ten"
#19
Listening to Biffy at reading.

How about:
I took a ride, i wouldn't go there without you.
But he's already gone?
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BILL BAILEY FTW!!!!

I saw them at Glasto and sung it.
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#21
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I saw them at Glasto and sung it.
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#22
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No, two reasons:

1) The English thread.
2) Kensai's arse kissing takes up all the space and I want to keep it and the song quote.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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#23
just google search b-52's lyrics and you'll be set for strange things

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Two Nights Ago I Was Shot, A Bullet Sunk Straight Through My Skull
so from this, we can only assume that Matt from Avenged Sevenfold is dead, and thus physically incapable of writing a song?


that's a bit like Babylon AD trailer. He refers to the day he died, but how can he be tellling us this?
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#25
I just remembered another
In "Free Kevin Kjonaas" by Goldfinger, they sing

"A wild horse, this man will never tame"

Of course, it was meant to be a metaphor for the person they were singing about, but it sounds like he'll never be able to tame a wild horse.
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I just remembered another
In "Free Kevin Kjonaas" by Goldfinger, they sing

"A wild horse, this man will never tame"

Of course, it was meant to be a metaphor for the person they were singing about, but it sounds like he'll never be able to tame a wild horse.

...


And?
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#28
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No, two reasons:

1) The English thread.
2) Kensai's arse kissing takes up all the space and I want to keep it and the song quote.

Ok, number 2 fair enough, but that was two low, me and the Irish will kick your arse!
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^lol, you seemed to have gained some bad publicity cuz of you english thread!


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^lol, you seemed to have gained some bad publicity cuz of you english thread!

It was fun for the Irish right? You'll have me, right?


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