#1
do i do with 5 pounds of licorice... I saw it at the commissary for 3 bucks and had to buy it because i thought it would never happen again in the the history of ever... I dont even like twizzlers that much but i got 5 pounds of them...

???
#2
Eat it ALL in a DAY!!!!
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#3
Fling them from your car window at bums begging for change.
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#5
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#6
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duh you can lure a lot of kids into your van with 5 pounds of licorice....

then naturally rape them..


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Fling them from your car window at bums begging for change.
that is the greatest idea ive heard in a while do this
#12
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#13
Try to shove 5 pounds of licorice at the same time in your butt.

Lots of clean fun.
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#15
Licorice does have a good consistency for using in random little retard fights, give 2 reatards a piece of licorice and get them to start slapping each other...honestly man its the most hilarious thing you will ever see, for me I just have to give licorice to my friends and it happpens
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#16
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genius... but we dont have hobos on Okinawa... ...



WTF? Isn't Mr. Miyagi from Okinawa? He probably likes twizzlers.
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#17
build something with it???
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#20
I know....

You will need

1.Milk
2.Glass
3.Sciccors

Now cut both ends of the twizzler and use it as a straw!
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#21
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I know....

You will need

1.Milk
2.Glass
3.Sciccors

Now cut both ends of the twizzler and use it as a straw!



Couldn't you be a bit more... y'know...fun and use anything other than milk as the beverage?
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#23
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Well don't eat it whatever you do. 5 pounds of licorice for 3 bucks?

Somethings not right in the force.


I'm actually eating some now ... but my dogs keep trying to mooch off me and steal it but i don't them to have it because its DANGEROUS!!!
#24
get bluetack, stick it around the house in patterns
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#26


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#29
put a sh*itload of it in a blender... see what happens
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#31
heres what you need to do take all of the licorice and tie it together next throw it out your highest window in the house then get your neighbor to hang it from their highest window and try and hit it with rocks until it falls
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#32
lol. so many great ideas. my dad did the same thing but with 5 five pounds of cinnamon gummybears. he said "I couldnt afford not to buy them!!!"
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#33
You must be talking about the black licorice if you called it licorice...

Just have fun throwing them at random people while your buddy is driving

Not really, but it's something, you can get pulled over for of course.
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