#3
I've gone 110 on the freeway numerous times.

The one time I didn't wear a seat belt, I got spotted. :\

$175 down the drain.
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#4
i recently got my first speeding ticket. it is really stupid and pointless. doing 40 in a 30 along a straight road when the was no traffic. £60 fine and 3 points...i got owned
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I've gone 110 on the freeway numerous times.

The one time I didn't wear a seat belt, I got spotted. :\

$175 down the drain.



Why didn't you just tell the cop that you took your seatbelt off after you pulled onto the shoulder of the road? and if he gave you the ticket anyway then appeal it, they usually never show up to that **** anyway.
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#8
Yeah, i hate them too! Life would be so much better if there were no speeding laws at all. Barely anyone would get killed in car accidents if every teenager could drive as fast as they want! Amirite, amirite?

Edit: Okay, i sort of feel like an aS5hole now... 53 on a 40 isn't that bad.
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#9
I got a ticket for going 147 in an 80 once, im talking kilometers... thats about 90 in a 50 in miles
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#10
I got pulled over doing 56 in a 25 and got a warning...granted it was 1:30 in the morning on memorial day weekend and I had just gotten off a 17 and 1/2 hour shift at work and was still in my work clothes, I think the cop was just looking for drunk drivers.

And it was a road where there speed limit really should be around 40 or 45 (really straight and no houses)
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#11
stop bitching, here in the UK you dont simply get a ticket, you get points deducted from your licence and eventually a fine and ban... if you're lucky.
If you're unlucky you could hit and kill someone so pay yout fine and be greatful for it and not some kids brains on yer windshield.
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#12
who doesn't hate them?
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#13
haha you think ppl don't get points deducted from our license in the US? Not to mention insurance goes up.
Here's how not to speed, put you car on cruise control at a reasonable speed. If you have enough space to be going over 60mph and above then you have enough space to comfortably put your car in cruise control.
#14
simple solution, stop speeding, simple as that really, i work in car insurance and am sick of people moaning that they got a speeding ticket, nobodies fault but your own im afraid
#15
i hate them too

just bits of paper, with a number on them. they should be burned

im fine with getting fined, just hate the little tickets
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simple solution, stop speeding, simple as that really, nobodies fault but your own im afraid



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#18
Speeding is dumb. You deserve it, TS.
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Should of been obeying the law then.

Should HAVE been obeying the laws of grammar, it seems...
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53 on a 40 where people normally drve around 50 is rediculous

Well don't do it. People go 30 on this road near my school where you're supposed to go 20 but I dont go 20 because there's usually a cop on his bike hiding behind a fence and a tree. And when they pulled over I laugh at their asses.
#21
I never get speeding tickets. I just show the cops my man breasts and they let me go.
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Should HAVE been obeying the laws of grammar, it seems...

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