#1
yeah, i had sex for the first time at a party the other day and i was so chuffed because the girl was a year older - 17 - and she was the one who wanted to do it

anyway, the love bites showed up the next morning and my family couldnt help but notice it, my parents were too embarresed to talk about it and simply told me to where a shirt with a collar. When my brother and sister asked what it was i told them i got punched in the neck lol - they're pretty young so i wasnt planning to say to them 'yeah i banged this bitch!'
anyone had them/family seen them etc.?
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#2
Yeah, it happens. They don't mind, your parents obviously know what you get up to at parties, just don't shove it in their face.

Cold spoon, rub it, profit. The cold helps with vasoconstriction, also spreads the blood out.

Or you could use the age old toothpaste thing.

Edit: I don't mean rub the spoon. Rub the spoon on the "love-bite" (awesome phrase lol)

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#4
Hope you didn't have bbq lid open leaving you sausage exposed.
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#6
i refuse to recieve love bites so its never happend. i think there dull and boring. if she wants to suck on something, theres something better she can do it too
#7
wait are love bites the same things as hickeys? or are they just bites? if they are hickeys i have never let a chick give me one nor have i ever given one out, im not a big fan haha. but congrats on the chick!
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Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Yeah, it happens. They don't mind, your parents obviously know what you get up to at parties, just don't shove it in their face.

Cold spoon, rub it, profit. The cold helps with vasoconstriction, also spreads the blood out.

Or you could use the age old toothpaste thing.

Edit: I don't mean rub the spoon. Rub the spoon on the "love-bite" (awesome phrase lol)


cheerz for the advice man
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#9
never had that problem. my parents like to watch.
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What the TS is trying to say is....
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What the TS is trying to say is....
"I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!! YEAH!!!"


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#13
my dad saw i had a lovebite and bought me a new bike. little did he know i got it off his best mate, dan.
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What the TS is trying to say is....
"I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!! YEAH!!!"


yeah i was thinking of putting that lol
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never had that problem. my parents like to watch.


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#16
Haha ahh love bites... good times. Anyways, dude **** happens. Lets just hope some ugly bitch doesn't show up at your door next year saying "Dis iz yo babay!!!"
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#17
the first time i got given love bites i was like ahh my parents will be like
but now they're used to me getting them occasionally
and im pretty sure they don't know i've had sex

just cuz you got a love bite dont mean the girl who gave you it ****ed you as well

but mostly that's true



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the first time i got given love bites i was like ahh my parents will be like
but now they're used to me getting them occasionally
and im pretty sure they don't know i've had sex

just cuz you got a love bite dont mean the girl who gave you it ****ed you as well

but mostly that's true


True dat bro. Haha, heavy make out session? Maybe.
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my dad saw i had a lovebite and bought me a new bike. little did he know i got it off his best mate, dan.


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TS, WTF? You had sex, so what? Don't rub it in our faces.
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#22
They happen. Why even bother covering them up? They're not shameful and they don't embarrass anyone. If anyone tries giving you shit for having one (or many, as often the case may be), they're just jealous because they aren't getting any sweet sweet snatch.