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#1
Who else loves these films? Just non-stop gags!

"We've gotta get this man to a hospital!"
"A hospital, what is it?"
"It's a big building with lots of sick people, but thats not important right now"

genius!

Share your favourite quotes, oh UG
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#3
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#4
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Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
This is my signature. There are many like it but this one is MINE.
#5
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

I have all 3 Naked Gun films. I absolutely love them. I was briefly obsessed and had the theme tune as my ringtone and all the stuff that you do with obsession. Either way, I am yet to fully see Airplane!
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#8
"What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!"
"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!"
"Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!"
"Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow!"
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#9
I love how Weird Al Yankovic appears in all the Naked Gun films
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#10
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the shirley line is soooo obvious

I haven't watched it in a while. It's the only I could remember.
#13
I've only seen the first Naked Gun film, but I loved it I should probably watch the rest.

The bit where Frank is looking through Vincent Ludwig's office and goes "bingo" is genius.
This is my signature.
#15
The humour in the Naked Gun films is just so obvious, but so genius. I think if someone else did that it would be a huge flop.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#18
Simon: "Unger, didn't you serve with Oveur in the Air Force?"
Unger: "Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn."
Dunn: "Yep."
Simon: "So, Dunn you were under Oveur and over Unger."
Unger: "Yep."
Clarence Oveur: "That's right. Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn."
Unger: "So you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn."
Clarence Oveur: "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn."
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#19
Quote by PitLurker
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" and so on


Nothing brings the lulz like attempting to seduce a child for molestation, while flying a plane no less.
#20
LMAO
great films, love them
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#21
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"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" and so on

"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

"Joey, ever hung around a gymnasium?"

"Joey, Ever been to a Turkish prison?"
NOPE.
#22
"*offers cigar* Cuban?"
"No, Dutch-Irish, my father was Welsh"
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#23
"They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting in to. I say, let 'em crash!"
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#25
Best. Comedy. Ever. Airplane, that is. Every minute is just another stupid laugh.

"Hey buddy, where's the bathroom??!"
We're only strays.
#26
I'm not a big fan, but I love that bit where the little girl says "I take my coffee black. Like my men."
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#27
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I'm not a big fan, but I love that bit where the little girl says "I take my coffee black. Like my men."



I forgot about that one.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#29
I love that bit with the two black guys talking, and it's got a Queen's English translation of what they're saying underneath. And the ongoing "What is it?" joke....

"Headquarters? What is it?"
"It's a big building where all the generals are, but that's not important right now"
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#31
I like when the guys like "I sure picked a bad day to stop smoking/sniffing glue/smoking pot/snorting cocaine/shooting heroin etc etc.
#32
- I have drinking problems-
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#33
Best comedy movie series of all time as far as I'm concerned.
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#34
"I hope im not boring you too much"

*old lady hangs herself*
^I S*** you not compadre!


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You Sir, Are Made Of Win.


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#35
Don't give me any of you white zone bull****!
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#36
Thats when my drinking problem started
*spills drink all over himself*
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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


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plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


Rest In Peace Stevie Ray
#37
Striker (To Elaine): "It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts."
Elaine (Over radio): "It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts."
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#38
"we have clearance, clarence

roger, roger. what's our vector victor?"
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#39
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"we have clearance, clarence

roger, roger. what's our vector victor?"


love it!
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#40
That reminds me.

Anybody ever watch the short lived series of "Police Squad"? It had only 6 episodes I think, but I got the DVD for it and it's hilarious. Just like The Naked Gun.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
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