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And we were playing a sort of game for everyone to get to know each other. So I called this kid Morpheus, thinking that to be his name, in front of the class and everyone was all laughing and he looked pissed.

...

So how was your first day of school?
#2
school starts this thursday for me

also, epic name.
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#3
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school starts this thursday for me

also, epic name.

yep same. kinda wish I hadn't spent my whole summer on UG.
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#4
my friends band is named orpheus. along with the other 7000 myspace bands named orpheus.
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#7
Morpheus would be loads cooler.
Orpheus makes me think of orifice.
Orifice makes me think of dirty, dirty things.
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#8
my first day was like january 30th, hmmm.
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do u rlly think a girl will come to school in the morning and interrupt ur conversation screaming "Hey i nailed my own poonaner last nite and came like a hurricane YEA BABII"
#9
School? OH YEAH, that thing I used to have to do that I hated that I never have to do again if I don't want to since I'm graduated.

Yeeeeeaaaaah.
We're only strays.
#10
The school bully laughed at my mother for being fat, but she was just pregnant.
#11
Quote by iceman_8319
Morpheus would be loads cooler.
Orpheus makes me think of orifice.
Orifice makes me think of dirty, dirty things.

like your sig?
#12
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School? OH YEAH, that thing I used to have to do that I hated that I never have to do again if I don't want to since I'm graduated.

Yeeeeeaaaaah.

I'm in college, bro. Calm down.
#13
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yep same. kinda wish I hadn't spent my whole summer on UG.


Who the F starts school on a Thursday?
#14
I've been back in school for a month now. It lost it's novelty by about the 3rd day. Luckily, it's my senior year.
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#15
I move in tomorrow. Also, my confirmation name is Odysseus.
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#16
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The school bully laughed at my mother for being fat, but she was just pregnant.


i didnt know school bullies actually existed
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#17
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School? OH YEAH, that thing I used to have to do that I hated that I never have to do again if I don't want to since I'm graduated.

Yeeeeeaaaaah.


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#18
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i didnt know school bullies actually existed

When I was in elementary school, I always befriended the bullies. Life was sweet.
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#19
i was pulling into the student parking and i saw this scene kid driving a jetta and i was like "what a fag, it's a scene kid in a Jetta" then he reared ended someone.

I'm pretty sure I've never laughed harder.
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#20
Next time you're in class, raise your fists like the "Which hand is it game" and tell him to pick, the red or the blue.

Then open your palms towards him and show him a red M&M and a blue M&M. Try to memorize as much of the scene as possible.

If he doesn't laugh he has no soul.
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#21
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Who the F starts school on a Thursday?

Arlington MA, and whatever town the other guy lives in (not that I'm disrespecting it, I just don't know it).
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You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#22
Quote by Jack Off Jill
When I was in elementary school, I always befriended the bullies. Life was sweet.


So, YOU were that lil' Bastard that held my arms behind my back!
I love Cheezy Poofs, you love Cheezy Poofs,
If we didn't eat Cheezy Poofs, We'd be lame!

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#24
Quote by KKING911
So, YOU were that lil' Bastard that held my arms behind my back!

No, I only bullied someone one time in my life, and it was this kid named Aaron. And I didn't hold his arms behind his back, but I got into a fight with him. I feel really bad about it to this day, even though its been about ten years since it happened, cause he was a really scrawny and nerdy kid that I really would have gotten along with. And if I recall, I hated my friends..
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#26
Quote by Survivalism
Who the F starts school on a Thursday?

some Canadians?
well, orientation week begins tomorrow and ends wednesday, classes start thursday (and coincidentally i have no classes on fridays)
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#27
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No, I only bullied someone one time in my life, and it was this kid named Aaron. And I didn't hold his arms behind his back, but I got into a fight with him. I feel really bad about it to this day, even though its been about ten years since it happened, cause he was a really scrawny and nerdy kid that I really would have gotten along with. And if I recall, I hated my friends..

Ok, I'm sorry. I just thought, friend of bully........scrawny kid who hides behind them.......

Sorry man.
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If we didn't eat Cheezy Poofs, We'd be lame!

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#29
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I don't have school until tuesday



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#31
Funny how you miss something so dearly that you waste like it's nothing.
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#32
Ouch! My first day started at 6:45 at Western Civ (8 college credits per term ^_^), and it was brutal. In addition to work and all my regular homework, we had a 35 page reading assignment in our textbook that rarely features pictures. Senioritis set in then
#33
pretty good, i need to get into honors english though because the people in my class can't read a goddamn paragraph without stuttering,saying "uh" every other word and mispronouncing the simplest of words, dear lord do i miss honors english


oh and i have the coolest history teacher ever, he has costumes for every different era, he's spent millions on them


hey look my schools wiki page mentioning our gaylord status!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_High_School_(Westerville,_Ohio)
#34
anyone ever seen unforgiveable?

n**** orpheus come to mind?
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#35
My first day was really boring. Especially 2nd period study hall.
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#36
Quote by iceman_8319
Morpheus would be loads cooler.
Orpheus makes me think of orifice.
Orifice makes me think of dirty, dirty things.


I find it ironic yet suiting that you're speaking of dirty orifices while basically an ASCII Goatse is in your sig.
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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#37
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Next time you're in class, raise your fists like the "Which hand is it game" and tell him to pick, the red or the blue.

Then open your palms towards him and show him a red M&M and a blue M&M. Try to memorize as much of the scene as possible.

If he doesn't laugh he has no soul.



DO IT!
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#38
yeah i started school last week

and theres this rumor going around that i worship satan.

i guess someones mom who works at the school called my friends mom and told her i worship satan. then my friends mom called my other friends mom and told HER i worship satan.

idk how they got the idea that i worship satan

but im sure half of the moms of the kids that go to my school now think i worship satan.

thats my first day.
Last edited by icesk8erqueen8 at Aug 30, 2008,
#39
Quote by mrcrono
And we were playing a sort of game for everyone to get to know each other. So I called this kid Morpheus, thinking that to be his name, in front of the class and everyone was all laughing and he looked pissed.

...

So how was your first day of school?

My first day of school was a brisk 25 days ago.


It was okay.

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