#1
So I was lifting up my shirt, to itch my belly and a little spider was sitting on my chest, it jumped off and ran away. We wash all my clothes down in my basement and spiders like to hide in them. I hate spiders and I'm kind of paranoid now so if anyone has any quick, home remedy spider repellents, I'd much appreciate any help.
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#2
how many watts is your spider?
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#3
Don a spider-suit and fight crime.
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#5
Urine
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#7
you check your belly before scratching it?
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#11
It jumped off?

Hax.

Well, call up an exterminator.
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#12
wow five posts in a minute ^^^
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graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#13
The spiders all in tune.. the evening of the moon.. dreams are made winding through my haaaaand!!

... I hate spiders too.. try google.
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#14
hmm after much thought I'm gonna have to agree with fire...
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how many watts is your spider?

Ha! Very funny.

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#17
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you check your belly before scratching it?


I've had a terrible itching problem lately, I was seeing if my skin was irritated or something.

Apparently it was :[
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but it aint house music that makes me want to dance.
#18
I was driving home from a Smashing Pumpkins concert last Friday at 1 in the morning, and a wolf spider carrying a bunch of babies ran across the inside of my windshield. I screamed and swerved all over the road for a good five minutes. I may be a pussy, but spiders are horrifying.
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#19
I would just get like a valve amp or something.
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#21
hmm...listening to Ziggy Stardust and after I posted earlier, the line "and where were the spiiiiiiiders?!" came up.

i live in the basement so I've gotten used to spiders in the past few years but they really are disgusting and horrifying bugs, and I used to be so afraid of them that I'd have to make anyone else near me kill it so I could walk past the "contaminated" area.
#22
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it wasn't that funny.
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#24
Foot. Or a shoe. Usually does it.
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