Got any funny stories about Bands that had rediculous things in
their contracts the record companies have to do?

Like Punch bowls of separated M&M's and stuff? lol
I bet Charlie Brown's teacher's name was Mrs.Hammett
I heard that the M&M thing was a test. They figured that if the people organizing at the venue couldn't get a bowl of candy right, then how could they be trusted with things like pyrotechnics. Personally, I would want to make sure that the guys lighting fireworks off really close to me were at least a little on top of their game.