#1
So my upstairs neighbors are getting it on CONSTANTLY and they are loud as hell about it. Its so depressing cus I have to beg my gf just to blow me.

Any pranks I could play to interupt their beautiful moment?
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#5
Crank yer amp and yell I CUM BLOOOD, then start ripping it up
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#7
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Join them.
With your girlfriend.

Ask her if she's open to a foursome, if she is, you won't have to beg for head anymore.
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#8
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With your girlfriend.

Ask her if she's open to a foursome, if she is, you won't have to beg for head anymore.



shes not
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#9
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shes not
Oh, I see.

Then just rape her. Agreed?
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#10
Step 1) Go to big store like Target and buy the board game Yahtzee.
Step 2) Run into their room while they are fornicating and yell out "hayy guiseee lets play yahtzeeee."
Step 3) ???.
Step 4) Profit.
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#11
Quote by darkstar2466
Step 1) Go to big store like Target and buy the board game Yahtzee.
Step 2) Run into their room while they are fornicating and yell out "hayy guiseee lets play yahtzeeee."
Step 3) ???.
Step 4) Profit.

Those "??? - Profit" things always make me laugh

haha

Why don't put on a porn movie really loud whenever they're getting it on?

Don't know what for... but hey! it's porn...
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#12
Quote by evening_crow
Those "??? - Profit" things always make me laugh

haha

Why don't put on a porn movie really loud whenever they're getting it on?

Don't know what for... but hey! it's porn...


It was actually a spinoff on an older thread in which the threadstarter did exactly what was described in those steps (except the board game was already purchased and he got kicked out of his apartment for good by the roommate)
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Oh yeah


i remember the first time i watched that episode, i was laughing about it for days and talking about it to everyone that didn't know about it
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#16
when they start, plug your guitar into your amp and crank every switch up to maximum. angle the amp toward the ceiling and play the least romantic stuff you can think of. or just blast some metal through the stereo.

or you could confront them and say, "i can hear you every time you get it on and, quite frankly, im extremely turned on by it. im thinking of having some friends round so we can listen to you and record you doing it".
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#17
Douse them in Agent Orange, that'll show 'em who's boss even if you still end up losing the war and denying it.
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#18
i think you should seriously just hit them up for a threesome, or game of naked twister buts thats only unless you content with touching another man, either one sounds like a wicked idea........
#19
Throw a cat in the window.
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#20
At night when they are trying to get asleep, yell and make your own sexual noises.
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#21
i vote Airhorn in the middle of the night.

Either that or set fire to their house. Its hilarous.

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#22
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Run in, yell "SURPRISE!" and whip it out and start fapping.

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#24
Quote by darkstar2466
Step 1) Go to big store like Target and buy the board game Yahtzee.
Step 2) Run into their room while they are fornicating and yell out "hayy guiseee lets play yahtzeeee."
Step 3) ???.
Step 4) Profit.




I saw that thread.
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