#1
Oi bruv yea, I was like trying to like use dis fing yea, job centa website and it wont load like. Everyfin else works you get me bruv. Like, everyfin else loads init. I cleared that cache and all that and it still not loadin. Bruv, does it work for you?

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The god damn job centre website will not load and I kind of need it so I can look for jobs because I am really broke... And I need a job to get through university. Ive applied for loads but I still need the website... Every other webiste is loading fast and normally. I have cleared my cache, browsing folder, temporary internet folder... Practically everything has been cleared.... Any advice? And does it load for anyone else?

www.jobcentreplus.gov.uk

Oh and here's a totally un related link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARVbcbxzhyw
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#3
it works fine for me..... bruv.....
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#6
It loads for me. You're using firefox I hope?

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Try it later?

Or get your arse down to the job centre.


Bum


Are they open 17:30 saturdays? Lucky brits.
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#7
Quote by 006schecter
Try it later?

Or get your arse down to the job centre.


Bum


... Would help if it were actually open now -.-

And I'm hardly a bum when I am at uni lmfao... Jeez just because someone badly parody's the CHAV they are a bum all of a sudden...

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It loads for me. You're using firefox I hope?


Are they open 17:30 saturdays? Lucky brits.


Firefox 3.0

Do people still use IE!?
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#9
I discriminate against everyone. While I sit here and the tax payers fuel my alcohol dependancy.
#10
it works fine on ie. and yes i prefer ie.

suck on that!

firefox has so many bloody updates.

good luck with the job btw
#11
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Firefox 3.0

Do people still use IE!?


Try IE then or safari. Even if it hurts.
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#12
...because there is obviously no other way to find a job than jobcentre.com...
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#13
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English...use it "bruv".

He did.

Try Firefox matey.
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#14
Just dont write like that on your CV and you will be fine
alot of shops/cafes just put out vacenceys on the windows so keep a look out for those
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#15
Quote by Tedrick
...because there is obviously no other way to find a job than jobcentre.com...


Job centre is what you call a "last resort"

Ive spent the best part of my summer printing off CV's walking around Guildford Town looking for any freakin' job I can. No luck thus far...

I have tried other sites but they do not have enough "unskilled" labour of the type I can only apply for. Its not like I have my degree yet... Monster.co.uk is about as useful as a hedgehog in condom factory...


Quote by loubot123
Just dont write like that on your CV and you will be fine
alot of shops/cafes just put out vacenceys on the windows so keep a look out for those

Quote by loubot123
Just dont write like that on your CV and you will be fine
alot of shops/cafes just put out vacenceys on the windows so keep a look out for those


Cheers for the advice lols. Been doing that... Heard back from no one yet... Which sucks majorly... Its like... All the jobs are gone.... Even cleaning jobs.... I applied for one and they were like "do you have a HSA form and do you have previous experience?" My answer was "Ive cleaned my own kitchen and toilet weekly. I dont have a HSA form but I dont need it, I do chemistry, I know more about health and safety considering Im sat in a lab all day."

Maybe that sounded arrogant I dont know... But Im not having any luck... *Prays Old Orleans hires me*
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Last edited by Guitardude19 at Aug 30, 2008,
#17
Quote by MadClownDisease
You didn't actually read his whole post did you?


The opening of the post was not worth the pain of typing like that. No one got the joke.

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