#1
my bro just walked in the room and i had my morning pr0nzzz opened :|


how awkward
#3
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#7
the fact that you have different porn for different times of the day worries me
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#11
lulz gutted
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#12
tis better then finding your dads lube
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#14
Better than walking in on your grandpa...


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#15
Pics or it didn't happen...
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#16
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tis better then finding your dads lube



A few years back, i found my dad's box of Trojans and K-Y Jelly...
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#19
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A few years back, i found my dad's box of Trojans and K-Y Jelly...


yeah I hate thinking about old people wrinkly grey
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#20
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A few years back, i found my dad's box of Trojans and K-Y Jelly...


When my dad caught me in bed with my first girlfriend, he told me: "It's alright, dude, your mother and I are having sex almost every day"

Yes. My dad calls me dude.
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#21
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my bro just walked in the room and i had my morning pr0nzzz opened :|


how awkward


hehe
#22
+1^
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#24
Tits on a whale. Right? Right!?
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#25
Pit answer: Lol i just walked in on my bro reading pr0nz this morning

Normal answer: that sucks, lock your door next time
#26
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Pit answer: Lol i just walked in on my bro reading pr0nz this morning

Normal answer: that sucks, lock your door next time


that'll be a new thread, not a response in here.

and hmmm sucks to be you TS.
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#28
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When my dad caught me in bed with my first girlfriend, he told me: "It's alright, dude, your mother and I are having sex almost every day"

Yes. My dad calls me dude.

My dad calls me "turd-knocker"....
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#29
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the fact that you have different porn for different times of the day worries me


+1
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#30
He has his morning pr0nzz, his after-lunch (midday) pr0nzz, his afternoon pr0nzz, and his late-night pr0nzz. Just guessing here but I'm probly right. He's a porn-aholic.

Also, whoever's talking about finding lube, I went to get a battery for my mini-amp, and found 2 bottles of 'Astroglide'.
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#31
So did you finish off infront of him or kindly tell him "Not now faggot I'm about to (sic)ass-plode!!!!"
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