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#1
im bored so im asking... what is the worst gift youve ever received?
mine is a turkey baster that my sister gave me for christmas
#2
A metal detector. A ****ing plastic metal detector.
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#7
Quote by Ace88
A metal detector. A ****ing plastic metal detector.

I bought one at some point ^__^;


Erm... toiletries. Loads of fiddly bath soaps, when I don't have a bath I can lie in. Not the smartest choice, plus I'd rather buy my own if I want anything.
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#8
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im bored so im asking... what is the worst gift youve ever received?
mine is a turkey baster that my sister gave me for christmas


Shouldn't that be the other way round

Wait that's incest...
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#9
i got a pack of playing cards and a small box for my birthday.

oh oh and once i got some socks with bells on them :\
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#10
I bought one at some point ^__^;


yes but when you're hoping to get a sega genesis for christmas and all you get is a metal detector, you tend to be disappointed
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#11
An inflatable chair, with the £9.99 price tag left on. That was a joint birthday and Christmas present, from my unspeakably rich aunt and uncle.
#13
Sock. That don't fit.
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#14
Quote by Ace88
yes but when you're hoping to get a sega genesis for christmas and all you get is a metal detector, you tend to be disappointed


They were giving you a hint?

"Find something worthy and we won't have to buy you present ever again!"
#15
socks. haven't even worn them yet.
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#17
Chia Pet.
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#20
When I was 14, I asked for a computer and got a helium tank.
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#21
My mamma got me Action Man for PC once, but it actually turned out to be quite an awesome game.
#22
office supplies.

tacks, paperclips, staples, and more paper clippy things.

i was 13.
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#23
I once got a bunch of pirated movies I had never heard of. and they didn't work in my DVD player... psshshj
#24
Quote by Ace88
A metal detector. A ****ing plastic metal detector.


well duh you wouldn't want the metal detector detecting itself
#26
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When I was 14, I asked for a computer and got a helium tank.



You know how much fun a helium tank could be???
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#27
I don't think socks are a very bad present really, they can be funny and cool depending whats on them.

Anyway, my worst gift was a 'shoe shining kit' off my Aunt lol. Came with shoe polish, a cloth, sponge and other tools to help bring your shoes to a shining gleam.

What was she thinking. Although it made me laugh even it was crap and i never used it.

I was also 14/15 at the time.
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#28
butt secks
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#29
When I was 14, I asked for a computer and got a helium tank.


THATS A GREAT PRESENT
can i swap my laptop for it please
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#30
My brother once gave me a huge box.
Inside this was a slightly smaller box.
Inside this box was another slightly smaller box.
This went on for about 5 more boxes, and in the last box, there was nothing
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#31
A chicken for a family in Africa. I was 9.
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#35
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When I was 14, I asked for a computer and got a helium tank.




A tank that's full of helium? How is that bad?
#36
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a lottery ticket that lost


i got one for my birthday and won 500 pounds
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#38
A candle...
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#39
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You know how much fun a helium tank could be???
you mean like opening the valve on it and hiding it somewhere in your house so that everyone in it starts talking in a high pitched voice?

back on topic: a self inflating whoopee cushion.
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