#4
Well the average person only has 2 hands so there's not really that many possibilities......Spiders on the other hand.....
#8
Sometimes I'll do a flip.
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SO if Janne and Alexi did a gay porn, would I be the only one willing to buy it?

That's a dumb question, you know everyone in here would buy it too. I know I would!

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#11
this is what I do:

grab my hand around that thing
rub it till' it's good
then I put it in the oven...

hmm? fapping? not.. baking? (lame joke)
#12
Do a barrel roll just before you cum.
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You sir, are a genius.

I salute you.

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#13
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You have to paint it specifically alpine white? Damn, they are real colour-nazis in Berlin.
oh wait...

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But I don't cum blood.
Unless by "cum blood" you mean "have white hair on my balls".
In which case,
yes, I do cum blood.
#14
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