#2
kick them out?
The setup:
Fender MIM Fat Strat (midnight wine)
Fender Blues DeVille 410
Digitech GNX3 Multi-effect
Fender CD140SCE Acoustic-Electric
#4
inb4 rape
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Yah, my then 11 yr old daughter caught me doing my ex-girlfriend.

Thank God this didn't end up like that threesome story.*sigh of relief*


#5
Quote by Våd Hamster
Get high

This.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#6
Ask yourself whether true friends get high at YOUR house, without sharing the weed/whatever drugs they took.
Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
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#7
Quote by BobMarleysGhost
Ask yourself whether true friends get high at YOUR house, without sharing the weed/whatever drugs they took.


my thoughts exactly.
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#8
The pit is the greatest place to ask..uh huh..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#9
Get better friends?
"It smells like semen and Vicks in here!"

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"this is bob, bob has bitch tits"
#10
Get high, as it was already said.


Or teabag them while their asleep.
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#11
Put your balls on their face and/or mouth.
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']You're not done being flamed in your other thread yet

My guitar was here first so lay hands off my soul.
#12


this.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#13
drag them outside and leave them there
Sigs Are For Pussies
#14
Leave em alone and let em sleep it off?
-Guitar Gear-
1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#15
Position them so one of them has their face in the other's crotch.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#16
Sounds like you need a gun.
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#17
Get em off your bed.

Then get high,

Then draw on them, and laugh uncontrollably.

Then sleep.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


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#18
Quote by antman4
drag them outside and leave them there

Yeah, because when people are high, they have no control of their muscles.

To the TS, try freaking them out a bit.
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daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#19
GET HIGH
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#22
This thread has SO much potential....

Guess the warm water thing is out of the question?
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...and the victim screameth, saying "Hast thou not heard of elastoplast?!"
#23
Shaving cream or poop or whatever on their hand, tickle their face with a feather or something. I had it done to me (with shaving cream) and it worked.
#24
Quote by frottage
Shaving cream or poop or whatever on their hand, tickle their face with a feather or something. I had it done to me (with shaving cream) and it worked.



You, sir, have been watching the second Mighty Ducks film.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#25
Shake them violently and yell " Oh! Dude! Fire! Get out of the house! FIRE!!"
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I suggest nicola teslas powered radiation death ray mounted on an orange, top secret, neo-nazi flying swastika

What?
#26
Take whatever weed they didnt do and put sharpie on the white of their eyes


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#27
Quote by Ed Hunter
You, sir, have been watching the second Mighty Ducks film.



I've never seen any Mighty Ducks movies.

I don't even know what they're about; I thought there was just one.