#2
Playing guitar =/= Getting laid
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#3


So naive.
..is a girl
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#4
you will fail, the way to get women to love you is to abuse them silly
BE HAPPY

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#5
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you will fail, the way to get women to love you is to abuse them silly


Yep! Just grab them by the wrists and push them up against a wall!
I have too much gear to fit!
#7
Quote by pinky_demon
Yep! Just grab them by the wrists and push them up against a wall!


totally just ram it on in there....
#8
mate you hot anyway (not gay)
you dont need a guitar video, i on the other hand..
#10
can't say you'll get girls, but i thought it was nice.

can you play the DBZ theme for me?
#12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIy2pZxJUpo&feature=related <----- proof that girls will not flock to you if you have a guitar video
#13
I have an easier way to get laid.

You're going to need 20 dollars, a car, and a bottle of penicillin.
#15
kimthekiller07, ive seen you in a totally different light now


LMAO
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#17
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+10
lol owning a squire =/= getting laid


Therefore, getting laid =/= getting a squire.

HORAY FOR SCIENCE! doop de whoop
#18
hey hot stuff...i'm free monday
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#19
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Therefore, getting laid =/= getting a squire.

HORAY FOR SCIENCE! doop de whoop

my brain just exploded...
#20
Quote by Just Andrew
Playing guitar =/= Getting laid


No you mistake playing guitar with being asian.

acoustic songs totally get you laid. just not through youtube
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'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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